I figured you’d be about 5’5. Always being so angry and all.
- Wildschwein

I know what you did there Schwein - want us to believe you're 6'8 right...

Are all you (frank)ers gingers?
- Wildschwein

We need to build a wall.

Hey Subban... That 5th season bullsh1t is stupid!!!

Hey Subban... That 5th season bullsh1t is stupid!!!
- laughs2907

Racist

I know what you did there Schwein - want us to believe you're 6'8 right...
- 21peter

I’m 5’9 tall and 6’4 long.

I’m 5’9 tall and 6’4 long.
- Wildschwein

pic?

It's still in that awkward phase before fullness where the cheek hairs are still relatively few and the colour has yet to fully come it, but it's getting there.
- MaximumBone

You’ll get there. Then shave your head and dye the beard black.

pic?
- 21peter

Ask MDW for a copy or two.

We need to build a wall.
- smellmyfinger

Yes indeed!

I know what you did there Schwein - want us to believe you're 6'8 right...
- 21peter

Kinda like you believe there’s a difference between a Swede and a Norseman.

Kinda like you believe there’s a difference between a Swede and a Norseman.
- smellmyfinger

Wimps vs Warriors

It's still in that awkward phase before fullness where the cheek hairs are still relatively few and the colour has yet to fully come it, but it's getting there.
- MaximumBone

So you look like a tall, skinny, ginger, hudderite?

Wimps vs Warriors
- 21peter

Actually I will second this. The Swedes I met we’re pussies one and all.

Actually I will second this. The Swedes I met we’re pussies one and all.
- Wildschwein

Insulting the land of Larsson?

I know what you did there Schwein - want us to believe you're 6'8 right...
- 21peter

Schwein isn't that worried about proving how tall and big he is to a bunch of random internet dudes like some people are. He has confidence.

So you look like a tall, skinny, ginger, hudderite?
- Ihatebrianburke

Actually I will second this. The Swedes I met we’re pussies one and all.
- Wildschwein

Insulting the land of Larsson?
- smellmyfinger

Larsson is a God. The patch of earth he was born too makes no matter.

Schwein isn't that worried about proving how tall and big he is to a bunch of random internet dudes like some people are. He has confidence.
- Confidenceking77

Random? F'N RANDOM??? that hurts

- 21peter

At least you Norwegians can hold your booze. Helps that the serving portions are so small. And expensive.

Larsson is a God. The patch of earth he was born too makes no matter.
- Wildschwein

Not true. Every song about Jesus mentions Bethlehem.

When they write Lord Larssons hymns we must remember his birth.

Actually I will second this. The Swedes I met we’re pussies one and all.
- Wildschwein

female dog, I'll fist-(frank) your female genitaliay little mouth

At least you Norwegians can hold your booze. Helps that the serving portions are so small. And expensive.
- Wildschwein

oh that's only for the f'n tourists

oh that's only for the f'n tourists
- 21peter

The locals drink bath tub gin?

female dog, I'll fist-(frank) your female genitaliay little mouth




- MaximumBone

I'm your height. Haven't seen ~190 since I was 17