My crying pillow is still damp from last season. How many have you gone through now?
- CubanBuffet

I switched to ShamWows a couple years ago.

I do indeed. I also go to school in a prison on top of a mountain so I think I'll be fine...
- bezz44

What u in for bro?

Im not sure...

Your move.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Sort of afraid to move. You look like you use teeth...

What u in for bro?
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Bachelor of Arts
Edit: A lifetime sentence of unemployment

So, did we win the pre-season cup? A 5-2 record ain't bad at all.
- bloatedmosquito

Yeah but we played EDM for like, all of those games, so the cup looks more like an orange mug with some bearded guy's face on it.

Yeah but we played EDM for like, all of those games, so the cup looks more like an orange mug with some bearded guy's face on it.
- AlexF

Just as a happy thought: Edmonton has frequently had excellent pre-season records the last few years. It's taken us far.

Bachelor of Arts
Edit: A lifetime sentence of unemployment
- bezz44

You can always work on Keystone XL once it starts going through.

I notice Quinton Howden was sent to minors by Fla. It's he like 22 or 23 now? Shouldn't he have more of a role with the big club? Anyone know what his situation is?

I notice Quinton Howden was sent to minors by Fla. It's he like 22 or 23 now? Shouldn't he have more of a role with the big club? Anyone know what his situation is?
- bloatedmosquito

Who?

Just as a happy thought: Edmonton has frequently had excellent pre-season records the last few years. It's taken us far.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

When is Hall going to step up and be a leader instead of a whiny little puke that he is?

Who?
- TheTaoOfSemenko

A once highly rated prospect that could have been a canuck if we hadn't traded a pick away for nothing.

When is Hall going to step up and be a leader instead of a whiny little puke that he is?
- bloatedmosquito

He's already a beacon of leadership. One of the finest young players in the entire league and he's not even at his peak yet. I suspect you'll come to hate him a lot more in the coming years. Or at least until he hits the UFA jackpot outside of Edmonton.

A once highly rated prospect that could have been a canuck if we hadn't traded a pick away for nothing.
- bloatedmosquito

I love how we all assume he was the pick.

I notice Nickals Jensen was sent to minors by VAN. It's he like 22 or 23 now? Shouldn't he have more of a role with the big club? Anyone know what his situation is?
- bloatedmosquito

Fixed

I love how we all assume he was the pick.
- Nucker101

A 1st round failure? Knowing Gillis, he or someone like him would have been the pick.

I love how we all assume he was the pick.
- Nucker101

Isn't that what we all do around here, assume?

I love how we all assume he was the pick.
- Nucker101

Well he seems to be a disappointment, so pretty safe assumption....

Fixed
- AlexF

I said this a month or two ago. This needs to be the year that Jansen establishes himself as a legit NHLer.

Isn't that what we all do around here, assume?
- bloatedmosquito

Stop making assumptions about my assumptions

Fixed
- AlexF

Looks like Sestito will be here come opening night

Looks like Sestito will be here come opening night
- bezz44

#theprocess

#theprocess
- Canuckleafer

#changeiscoming

I said this a month or two ago. This needs to be the year that Jansen establishes himself as a legit NHLer.
- bloatedmosquito

Given Carol's comments about Kassian needing to make real strides this year, his fourth on the big club, what does that say about Jensen? They're the same age...

Given Carol's comments about Kassian needing to make real strides this year, his fourth on the big club, what does that say about Jensen? They're the same age...
- AlexF

Jensen is 21...
Edit: Gus Nyquist had his first substantial NHL season last year and he is 25

Vancouver Canucks ‏@VanCanucks 11m11 minutes ago
#Canucks assign Nicklas Jensen to @UticaComets.

Release - http://ow.ly/Cl4zd