Ryan Garner: Calculating the Oilers’ Standard Happiness Rule

Ryan Garner: Calculating the Oilers’ Standard Happiness Rule
- Ryan Garner

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Ryan Garner: Calculating the Oilers’ Standard Happiness Rule
- Ryan Garner

I broke the rule once when I first got divorced.... one night stand with a 22 yr old...does that count or is it only if you actually date em? Anyways, I have no desire to go that low again...

Milfs are where its at!

I broke the rule once when I first got divorced.... one night stand with a 22 yr old...does that count or is it only if you actually date em? Anyways, I have no desire to go that low again...

Milfs are where its at!
- Iggysbff

Wait... what? we can be happy?!??! but we cheer for the Oilers...

There are less teams in the west now so the projected amount of points to make the playoffs should be decreased.

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- Iggysbff

You're one quick Subban.

I don't agree with that rule at all. If you're a 55 year old man and you can get yourself an 18 year old then all the power to ya.

I don't agree with that rule at all. If you're a 55 year old man and you can get yourself an 18 year old then all the power to ya.
- flamminghead

Dude, that's (frank)ing gross....

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- Iggysbff

Subban please.

I broke the rule once when I first got divorced.... one night stand with a 22 yr old...does that count or is it only if you actually date em? Anyways, I have no desire to go that low again...

Milfs are where its at!
- Iggysbff

When i got divorced the first thing I did was bang a smoking 19 year old hottie...
It was fun.

you are hard on the head garner. I just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading what could be summarized as " the Oilers need to win 47 games in regulation this year to have a hint of the playoffs" the rest was just filler. Stop being so down on the team and give us an upbeat blog for a change.

There are less teams in the west now so the projected amount of points to make the playoffs should be decreased.
- flamminghead

I don't believe this bullpoop for one second, you still play 82 games if anything playing east teams IMO will bump that up

When i got divorced the first thing I did was bang a smoking 19 year old hottie...
It was fun.
- HouseArrest187

Maybe I should get a divorce...

I don't believe this bullpoop for one second, you still play 82 games if anything playing east teams IMO will bump that up
- Oilers42

losing to an east team 15 times this year will not put you further away from the playoffs. you will however need to win against those teams to get catch the front runners in your division.

Awesome! The world is about mathematics and life is a spreadsheet...and you clearly agree.

Nice blog.

Maybe I should get a divorce...
- flamminghead

I did! It's good for you.

When i got divorced the first thing I did was bang a smoking 19 year old hottie...
It was fun.
- HouseArrest187

Who's sister was that?

Who's sister was that?
- Oilers42

Naw. Some chick I met on white ave during my devorce party. Banged her for a few weeks then cut her loose. (frank) I wish I still had her number.

http://www.memecenter.com/fun/603087/oh-yeah

Maybe I should get a divorce...
- flamminghead

Naw. Some chick I met on white ave during my devorce party. Banged her for a few weeks then cut her loose. (frank) I wish I still had her number.
- HouseArrest187

You had a divorce party? That's.....kinda cool. Do you think your ex-wife had a party too?

Anyways, I think Ryan is going to fit in quite well around here considering the amount of creeps there are.

Naw. Some chick I met on white ave during my devorce party. Banged her for a few weeks then cut her loose. (frank) I wish I still had her number.
- HouseArrest187

We could all say that bro...

Haven't been to White ave since 1999, at a bar called the ReBar??

There was some frikin Onion place just over from that too then...

Reds and Cowboys still going strong?

Looks like I can watch the game tonight on RDS. Gonna have to get the radio feed from the Oilers website though.

We could all say that bro...

Haven't been to White ave since 1999, at a bar called the ReBar??

There was some frikin Onion place just over from that too then...

Reds and Cowboys still going strong?
- Byfuglien Ate Me

The Purple Onion, that place had killer drink specials everyday.