And now for something completely different...
The new iPhone Ap "FaceAP" is taking the internet by storm. This app enables you to take any face and age it, youthify it, or..simulate changing the gender of the person...of course, and I don't know WHAT the HELL this says about me, but I just had to try this on some key NHL people...Feel free to add in the comments by posting your own...(hey it's a Saturday in the early second round of the playoffs...
Here are my top 20....(so far)
#20. This fine lady from the desert looks at just as much at home wearing a western style mexican throw as she does strolling down Yonge st. in Toronto...
Austina Matthews
#19. This Florida babe probably won't be a "healthy scratch" anytime soon in your world...
Shana Gostisbehere
#18. Whether it is Anahem or eating a beaver tale while skating the streets of Ottawa..there aint no feeling in the whole wide world like being in love with a Jersey girl..
Roberta Ryan
#17. She is even headed as she is firm...and plunging necklines are never an issues when you are neckless...
Belinda Trotz
#16. Always there with a smile and charitable beyond belief, this girl can wow you in a beret OR a ten gallon hot..
PJ Subban
#15. Did I or DID I NOT run this next one through a filter?
"Help me Rhonda" Duguay
#14. This Russian Super Model is fast but will always keep you guessing.....
Ivanka Tarasenko
#13. You may find her on a tractor or side by side with #12 on our list...If you are "Jonesing" for a good time...
Kristin Jones
#12. The monkey won't stop chasing the weasel all around THIS Milbury bush...
Michelle Milbury
#11. Jack be nimble, Jack be smokin' !
#10 Michelle ma bell...
Michelle Therrien
#9 Quick hands, Killer Eyes.
C. McDavid
#8 This Russian beauty is A-O-K in the Nations Capital...
Alexia Ovechkin
#7 This feels wrong...so wrong
Sigornia Crosby
#6 From the Swedish Bikini Team!
Henrietta Lunqvist
geez...a much better looking man!
#5 The Great One...nuff said..
#4. Don't mess with her or she will mess with you "Custom SUV"
Mickey Fisher
#3. She looks like your daughter's new friend from college...but you are never going to be able to get her to be "serious."
Jonatha Toews
#2 I honestly can't remember who this is???? (please help)
#1 She will lock you up or lock you out...
I feel so dirty...please post your own in the comments...back with rumors and more after confession...