Richard Cloutier: 12 Deals I'd Like to See

Instead of Ennis i would say Gerbe i do believe hes even shorter and has that spark of tenacity that boston likes

I can't wait till an NHL team returns to Winnipeg.
- Maxbone

It says a lot that this site hasnt found someone committed enough or intelligent enough to write for that team... there has been one found for the yotes the preds and the cats not really what the fans at large consider hockey towns.... but there isnt one for that peg place

Just a few more...

1. Brian Burke open necktie newsconferences for some level of professionalism.

2. Ron Wilson for a dollar store tube of colgate toothpaste made in China.

3. Uma Thurman for Oprah Winphry. (See David Letterman)

4. The Calgary Flame Dog Masot for any other masot that even slightly resemebles the team name and colour scheme.

5. Brad Machant for 1 free month of Netflix.

6. The Tax Payers of Phonenix for my car. (Seems they pay 25 million a year on useless crap... I could use 25 million and at least they would have a car.)

Go away Oilers hockey blogger.... Your constant need to be heard is making me want to puke.

Signed,
A hockey fan
- jetsfan6

Disgusting blog, not even funny

It says a lot that this site hasnt found someone committed enough or intelligent enough to write for that team... there has been one found for the yotes the preds and the cats not really what the fans at large consider hockey towns.... but there isnt one for that peg place
- Havic03

Um peter tessier, the old Canucks blogger is now the jet blogger

Disgusting blog, not even funny
- flyerdude17

Bad, maybe. Unfunny, maybe. But disgusting? I think you need a nap.

I can't wait till an NHL team returns to Winnipeg.
- Maxbone

Without hurting your neck too much... just tilt your head up a bit.... about 7 or so spots ahead of the oilers.

What does it say about the oilers when you're mocking a team that is ahead of the oilers in the standings? and actually has a chance to make the playoffs

Without hurting your neck too much... just tilt your head up a bit.... about 7 or so spots ahead of the oilers.

What does it say about the oilers when you're mocking a team that is ahead of the oilers in the standings? and actually has a chance to make the playoffs
- kneughter

If you hate this, no I can't blame you, 'cause I'm hurting, so I'll flame you.

Nordiques fans are awesome. Were going ape poop all game EDM/OTT.

If you hate this, no I can't blame you, 'cause I'm hurting, so I'll flame you.
- Maxbone

Okay..... anyways.... I realize its hard to blog for a team that stops playing meaningful games around mid october... but I will tell you the same thing I told a Comedian at a strip club... I'm not here for the jokes.

Okay..... anyways.... I realize its hard to blog for a team that stops playing meaningful games around mid october... but I will tell you the same thing I told a Comedian at a strip club... I'm not here for the jokes.
- kneughter

That's what she said.

since were doing inter-league trades Griffin Rienhart for Blake Griffin.

My post was so on point... It had to be doubled

Without hurting your neck too much... just tilt your head up a bit.... about 7 or so spots ahead of the oilers.

What does it say about the oilers when you're mocking a team that is ahead of the oilers in the standings? and actually has a chance to make the playoffs
- kneughter

I like what u did here..
The standings are like a tangible thing and the canucks are 'higher' than the oil and thus we might hurt our neck!!??
Gold!! So clever!!!!

U ever hurt your neck looking up at edmontons ceiling with all the cup banners??

O snap!!.. Got u good.

Drew Stafford for Edmonton's 2nd rounder.

i thought it was funny

It says a lot that this site hasnt found someone committed enough or intelligent enough to write for that team... there has been one found for the yotes the preds and the cats not really what the fans at large consider hockey towns.... but there isnt one for that peg place
- Havic03

Tessier...now, back to fries rookie.

Here's another obvious chance at comedy: Perhaps to two most booed players in the league. I know why everyone hates Pronger, but what does everyone have against Subban, anyway? I don't actually care that people boo him, as he isn't an Oiler. I'm just curious as to why.
- Maxbone

He's black.

2. Jeff Carter for Mike Richards

Honestly that wouldn't be that bad.

2. Jeff Carter for Mike Richards

Honestly that wouldn't be that bad.
- Lahey

It would be redundant.

It would be redundant.
- Reveen

I think Richards with Nash is a far better fit and LA needs a shooter. Although Richards is worth more I really think both teams should've went after the other guy instead of who they took on.

Richard Cloutier: 12 Deals I'd Like to See
- Maxbone

Might be the worst blog I have ever wasted 2 minutes of my life on... Thanks for that. I can never get that time back..

PS. Gerbe is 5'6 and Ennis is 5'9

This blog was one big solid waste of time.

That picture was so good it needed to be posted three times.
- Reveen

A young Gary Coleman?