Al B. Sure
- Vukota

only if they beheaded him as well
- Vukota

That dude looks like my brother in law, minus the unibrow, long hair and awful goat tee

We had a friend who we use to make fun of relentlessly because of his unibrow. Dude got so self conscious he finally started getting them waxed at a salon. Literally made it 10xs worse because then everyone was asking him if he gets his eyebrows waxed.
- mdw7413

- eichiefs9

Awesome

Awesome
- Vukota

Al B Sure.....didn't age well

sounds like there are some things in the works..its gonna get bad, fanbase is going to burn all their arenas down
- Dan Petriw

Just a bit vague

Just a bit vague
- Cptmjl

What's vague about "things"?

This is going to be such a weird offseason. There's going to be goaltending help available, but it's all in our division.

I have to think the Devils might be willing to move one of Schneider or Kinkaid
Ilya Samsonov is flying to DC to sign with the Caps today, so that leaves them with a logjam of Holtby, Grubauer, and now Samsonov.

Al B Sure.....didn't age well




- eichiefs9

So he is Peurto Rican now?

This is going to be such a weird offseason. There's going to be goaltending help available, but it's all in our division.

I have to think the Devils might be willing to move one of Schneider or Kinkaid
Ilya Samsonov is flying to DC to sign with the Caps today, so that leaves them with a logjam of Holtby, Grubauer, and now Samsonov.
- eichiefs9

Garth is ready to bring in the next Berube.

So he is Peurto Rican now?
- mdw7413

No, he's ugly

This is going to be such a weird offseason. There's going to be goaltending help available, but it's all in our division.

I have to think the Devils might be willing to move one of Schneider or Kinkaid
Ilya Samsonov is flying to DC to sign with the Caps today, so that leaves them with a logjam of Holtby, Grubauer, and now Samsonov.
- eichiefs9

Its probably going to be like other offseasons. Nothing will happen and we'll all be disappointed.

Its probably going to be like other offseasons. Nothing will happen and we'll all be disappointed.

- JimmyP

I'll push my way into the Islanders executive offices and jam Snow's cock and balls in a (frank)ing blender and yes this is a written threat

I'll push my way into the Islanders executive offices and jam Snow's cock and balls in a (frank)ing blender and yes this is a written threat
- eichiefs9

Let me know if you need help.

Let me know if you need help.
- JimmyP

If anybody knows how to handle cock and balls on his own its Chiefs

If anybody knows how to handle cock and balls on his own its Chiefs
- Vukota

If anybody knows how to handle cock and balls on his own its Chiefs
- Vukota

If anybody knows how to handle cock and balls on his own its Chiefs
- Vukota

Its probably going to be like other offseasons. Nothing will happen and we'll all be disappointed.

- JimmyP

I think disappointed will most likely not be adequate enough of a description to describe how we'll be feeling this off-season.

I think disappointed will most likely not be adequate enough of a description to describe how we'll be feeling this off-season.
- Cptmjl

"disappointed" was us sometime back in the 90's

I'll push my way into the Islanders executive offices and jam Snow's cock and balls in a (frank)ing blender and yes this is a written threat
- eichiefs9

Snowjob would like that too much. He calls that tuesday night.

Snowjob would like that too much. He calls that tuesday night.
- Mancalledsting

Yeah, but the blenders not running when he uses it

Yeah, but the blenders not running when he uses it
- eichiefs9

Yeah, but the blenders not running when he uses it
- eichiefs9

If by blender you mean "your tongue" you lie.

If by blender you mean "your tongue" you lie.
- mdw7413