Third funniest hockey gif behind the Ovechkin Controller Disconnected and the Bergevin stuffed wallet.

Remember when Matthews was potentially the next Yakupov? Good times.
- BlueBallz

I can't be bothered to find them now, but there were so many Spatso essays last summer that would be wonderful to read now. He really spent the summer spooling out so much rope for himself.

Is a 1 year ban for posting your twitch info really just?
- Mr.funfactz

Seems right

I can't be bothered to find them now, but there were so many Spatso essays last summer that would be wonderful to read now. He really spent the summer spooling out so much rope for himself.
- Zezel

You don't have to look too hard. Toolsie put up the spazztard summer talk spectacular retrospective a few days ago on the Leafs vs turds thread.

The stuff he's been posting this summer so far regarding Shattenkirk to Leafs, Marleau, Leafs cap "issues", senaturds super rookies etc... may be even better than last year. It's one of those rare cases when the sequel may exceed the original like Aliens or T2.

As much as I'm looking forward to the next hockey season the 2018 spazztard summer talk spectacular retrospective will be the stuff of legends. And with the expected regression any reasonable person can anticipate from the turds next year, Toolsie will be working overtime just to keep track of the litany of pathetic excuse posts spazztard will be posting this time next year.

You don't have to look too hard. Toolsie put up the spazztard summer talk spectacular retrospective a few days ago on the Leafs vs turds thread.

The stuff he's been posting this summer so far regarding Shattenkirk to Leafs, Marleau, Leafs cap "issues", senaturds super rookies etc... may be even better than last year. It's one of those rare cases when the sequel may exceed the original like Aliens or T2.

As much as I'm looking forward to the next hockey season the 2018 spazztard summer talk spectacular retrospective will be the stuff of legends. And with the expected regression any reasonable person can anticipate from the turds next year, Toolsie will be working overtime just to keep track of the litany of pathetic excuse posts spazztard will be posting this time next year.
- BlueBallz

Sweet, I'll have to dig that stuff up. It's so tasty. Or I remember during the stretch run last year there was some Nucks poopstain on here constantly predicting the Leafs were basically going to lose out the remaining games...and they won most of them...then they were going to get blown away in the first round...and the Caps were lucky to escape...it's gotten awfully quiet on the troll front over the last year, wonder why

Third funniest hockey gif behind the Ovechkin Controller Disconnected and the Bergevin stuffed wallet.
- Aetherial

My personal favourite:

Sweet, I'll have to dig that stuff up. It's so tasty. Or I remember during the stretch run last year there was some Nucks poopstain on here constantly predicting the Leafs were basically going to lose out the remaining games...and they won most of them...then they were going to get blown away in the first round...and the Caps were lucky to escape...it's gotten awfully quiet on the troll front over the last year, wonder why

- Zezel

Oh yes, that was kaptaan who I put quite a bit of effort into having kapbaanned. Makita was actually instrumental in that. Apparently old krapstain was just as much of a goof over on the Nucks thread as he was here. Quite the accomplishment when you consider the level of douchebaggery that is the norm over there.

Anyway, here is the start of the retrospective from last season. Try not to look at it for too long lest you OD (Over Derp) It rots the brain the same way reality tv or Trump tweets do.

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...?thread_id=57175&page=825

Remember when Matthews was potentially the next Yakupov? Good times.
- BlueBallz

I fear you guys are setting yourselves up for profound disappointment and unrelenting ridicule. Love this Sens team, especially the young guys coming in.

Great watching the Leafs arm up with old geezers. Could not write a better script for upcoming season.

I fear you guys are setting yourselves up for profound disappointment and unrelenting ridicule. Love this Sens team, especially the young guys coming in.

Great watching the Leafs arm up with old geezers. Could not write a better script for upcoming season.
- systemtool

Summer talk

Oh yes, that was kaptaan who I put quite a bit of effort into having kapbaanned. Makita was actually instrumental in that. Apparently old krapstain was just as much of a goof over on the Nucks thread as he was here. Quite the accomplishment when you consider the level of douchebaggery that is the norm over there.

Anyway, here is the start of the retrospective from last season. Try not to look at it for too long lest you OD (Over Derp) It rots the brain the same way reality tv or Trump tweets do.

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...?thread_id=57175&page=825
- BlueBallz

Oh man...I took one look at the first couple of posts, with toolsie's 'summer talk' tag and decided it's like the rum and ginger cookies hagen daaz I just bought....it's so sweet I'm gonna have to save it for later when I'm high on weed, so my enjoyment is enhanced.

That's my big plan for today, 420 it and read spatso posts while eating ice cream. Thanks ballzak!

I fear you guys are setting yourselves up for profound disappointment and unrelenting ridicule. Love this Sens team, especially the young guys coming in.

Great watching the Leafs arm up with old geezers. Could not write a better script for upcoming season.
- systemtool

All those Spatso quotes you pulled were (frank)ing gold!!!

I wish Lucas could do a blog with a fake title of "Leafs Massive Trade" so it gets a ton of eyeballs but then the blog is just all of those stupid (frank)ing posts by Spatstard.

Just a day of shame for the dumbest poster on HB.

Good job on exposing his dippoop comments that have all be proven WRONG.

He's such a (frank)ing twat.

sign him already Lou

Please no markov. Thanks

True that trading him, there may be a void left, both Marner and Nylander have significantly more talent than Bozak, so eventually they will have to lose the saftey net and learn to swim in the deep end. This year is a good time to start.
- winsix

You guys again with the Marner playing centre comments? Hasn't played centre since before junior. But alot of leaf fans think he's a legit option up the middle?

Ek says we are getting Markov. Yay we aren't getting Markov.

Umm Bozak > Duchene. Probably. If not, it's very close and we already have Matthews and Kadri. Trading for Duchene(given the high asking price) would be ridiculous. He'd be our 3rd line center who doesn't quite fit into that role.

Bozak will be part of the TML contending teams over the next 1-5 years. After that we will still be contenders but Bozak might not be around or he'll fade away as a cheap 4th line center.
- Njuice

Wow...I'd respond with more but not worth the ban....

sign him already Lou

- MaximusAurelius

Ek says we are getting Markov. Yay we aren't getting Markov.
- Matthews_Auston

I luv saying 'medium' at Starbucks, and the lulu lemon Ugg wearing chicks behind the counter don't know what to say. Its like i just sinned. Best part of my day.

I luv saying 'medium' at Starbucks, and the lulu lemon Ugg wearing chicks behind the counter don't know what to say. Its like i just sinned. Best part of my day.
- TonkaPhaneuf

Just order a pumpkin spice latte with whip cream like the rest of us, ya jackass.

I luv saying 'medium' at Starbucks, and the lulu lemon Ugg wearing chicks behind the counter don't know what to say. Its like i just sinned. Best part of my day.
- TonkaPhaneuf

Pics?

Pics?
- PlatosRepucklic

- the_eye

I immediately regret this

K, I'm sampling systemtool's fine work in that thread...the summer talk quotes..it's just...I can't even...the chocolateyness is too rich, I can't stand it

GO LEAFS GO

- the_eye