Yeah was on a small laser sail boat at a cottage and the win died and the horseflies were relentless, ended up jumping in the water a few times - I hear ya
- BKups

yup.. they'll drive you insane.. i wasted cans of muskol using them as flame-throwers to try to kill them.. usually my inner buddha comes on and i go ninja/kung-fu on them. let them land then strike.

yup.. they'll drive you insane.. i wasted cans of muskol using them as flame-throwers to try to kill them.. usually my inner buddha comes on and i go ninja/kung-fu on them. let them land then strike.
- Tanooki

A couple of years ago I bought a fly swatter - it was basically a small tennis racket that you put some batteries into - as you swatted them, you'd hold a button and it would administer a little electric buzz.

If it didn't kill the fly, it would at least stun them, and then you could kill it.

Fun as hell.

And now I can't remember where I bought the darned thing.

Edit: Canadian Tire. Going to grab a couple tonight.

I liked it when Polak called out some Leaf forwards for cheating in the defensive zone and being too focused on offense.
He was right and Carlyle was letting it happen.
He also has some grit which we are lacking big time.

Not a bad guy to sign for 1 year.
- Rang

Agreed.

A couple of years ago I bought a fly swatter - it was basically a small tennis racket that you put some batteries into - as you swatted them, you'd hold a button and it would administer a little electric buzz.

If it didn't kill the fly, it would at least stun them, and then you could kill it.

Fun as hell.

And now I can't remember where I bought the darned thing.

Edit: Canadian Tire. Going to grab a couple tonight.
- Atomic Wedgie

They're got them on the cheap all over asiatown

A couple of years ago I bought a fly swatter - it was basically a small tennis racket that you put some batteries into - as you swatted them, you'd hold a button and it would administer a little electric buzz.

If it didn't kill the fly, it would at least stun them, and then you could kill it.

Fun as hell.

And now I can't remember where I bought the darned thing.

Edit: Canadian Tire. Going to grab a couple tonight.
- Atomic Wedgie

Just punch the flies like a real man you old wiener.

A couple of years ago I bought a fly swatter - it was basically a small tennis racket that you put some batteries into - as you swatted them, you'd hold a button and it would administer a little electric buzz.

If it didn't kill the fly, it would at least stun them, and then you could kill it.

Fun as hell.

And now I can't remember where I bought the darned thing.

Edit: Canadian Tire. Going to grab a couple tonight.
- Atomic Wedgie

saw those at winners last time i was there. clever

I liked it when Polak called out some Leaf forwards for cheating in the defensive zone and being too focused on offense.
He was right and Carlyle was letting it happen.
He also has some grit which we are lacking big time.

Not a bad guy to sign for 1 year.
- Rang

Polak was a guy I was hoping we'd re-sign....nice to see we got something for him and still gets to help teach the young'ns something about playing with heart.

Just punch the flies like a real man you old wiener.
- AdamFrench

Fact: flying insects dont like blood with a super high level of alcohol content. Drink yourself stupid and either they leave you alone, or you no longer feel them and dont care anyways!

A couple of years ago I bought a fly swatter - it was basically a small tennis racket that you put some batteries into - as you swatted them, you'd hold a button and it would administer a little electric buzz.

If it didn't kill the fly, it would at least stun them, and then you could kill it.

Fun as hell.

And now I can't remember where I bought the darned thing.

Edit: Canadian Tire. Going to grab a couple tonight.
- Atomic Wedgie

I changed the resistor in one of those, it could kill a bird now.

A couple of years ago I bought a fly swatter - it was basically a small tennis racket that you put some batteries into - as you swatted them, you'd hold a button and it would administer a little electric buzz.

If it didn't kill the fly, it would at least stun them, and then you could kill it.

Fun as hell.

And now I can't remember where I bought the darned thing.

Edit: Canadian Tire. Going to grab a couple tonight.
- Atomic Wedgie

Ugh..

everyone had those in college.. i got zapped like 100 times.. i finally got sick of it and punched some kid in the face.. he thought he was pretty funny until i bloodied his nose. needless to say no one zapped me again.. except for myself, for dares..

Fact: flying insects dont like blood with a super high level of alcohol content. Drink yourself stupid and either they leave you alone, or you no longer feel them and dont care anyways!
- DamnBrasKiss

By this logic I would never get bitten. Or I should stand next to Dozzer.

Ugh..

everyone had those in college.. i got zapped like 100 times.. i finally got sick of it and punched some kid in the face.. he thought he was pretty funny until i bloodied his nose. needless to say no one zapped me again.. except for myself, for dares..
- Tanooki

...shocking.

By this logic I would never get bitten. Or I should stand next to Dozzer.
- AdamFrench

If you are getting bitten, you sir are still too sober. Drink up!

If you are getting bitten, you sir are still too sober. Drink up!
- DamnBrasKiss

Id rather just have a cloud of smoke around me all day..

Did his Sharks teammates call him out for being the worst defender on the team?
- AdamFrench

Why is there no app for Hbuzz? Or responsive design for the site.

This thing is a female dog to use on my phone

Also, who gives a poop about Polak? Higher management runs the show. You listen to them. If Polak isn't providing what they want out of him he gets traded(which he will regardless hopefully) or he's sent to Robidas Island/press box/take nude photos with Lupul

Why is there no app for Hbuzz? Or responsive design for the site.

This thing is a female dog to use on my phone

Also, who gives a poop about Polak? Higher management runs the show. You listen to them. If Polak isn't providing what they want out of him he gets traded(which he will regardless hopefully) or he's sent to Robidas Island/press box/take nude photos with Lupul
- CanadianBodmon

because clearly Ek invests so much money back into this site

We actually can ice a line that could participate in a line brawl. It's exciting. May not win but it's a start!

Rychel - Kadri - Martin

Polak - Zaitsev

Why is there no app for Hbuzz? Or responsive design for the site.

This thing is a female dog to use on my phone

Also, who gives a poop about Polak? Higher management runs the show. You listen to them. If Polak isn't providing what they want out of him he gets traded(which he will regardless hopefully) or he's sent to Robidas Island/press box/take nude photos with Lupul
- CanadianBodmon

I think that once upon a time there actually was a Hockeybuzz app.

It really sucked arse, so nobody used it.

Anyone remember this?

Why is there no app for Hbuzz? Or responsive design for the site.

This thing is a female dog to use on my phone

Also, who gives a poop about Polak? Higher management runs the show. You listen to them. If Polak isn't providing what they want out of him he gets traded(which he will regardless hopefully) or he's sent to Robidas Island/press box/take nude photos with Lupul
- CanadianBodmon

There was:

http://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog.php?post_id=32071

GET THE FREE HOCKEYBUZZ iPHONE APP HERE

because clearly Ek invests so much money back into this site
- DoubleDown

He doesn't need to invest anything. I'm sure one (frank)er on here would design it to get a special star beside his name.

I think that once upon a time there actually was a Hockeybuzz app.

It really sucked arse, so nobody used it.

Anyone remember this?
- Atomic Wedgie

Well... I guess thats why.

2016, he should try again.

We actually can ice a line that could participate in a line brawl. It's exciting. May not win but it's a start!

Rychel - Kadri - Martin

Polak - Zaitsev
- steve362

I like this idea. We should also have Falafal night at the ACC. Get Kadri real pumped, I'm sure he's got a special dives ready for use!

I like this idea. We should also have Falafal night at the ACC. Get Kadri real pumped, I'm sure he's got a special dives ready for use!
- CanadianBodmon

Well... I guess thats why.

2016, he should try again.
- CanadianBodmon

Offer to create one... in exchange for Free insider info for life from Ek