Are you looking for a career in the exciting world of professional hockey?? Are you the type of person who would not mind making millions upon millions of dollars without ever earning a single penny of it?? Well this program may just very well be for you!
That's right; you sitting home on your computer right now could be a professional hockey player! The NY Rangers are looking for underachievers just like you! Don’t know how to skate… don't worry about it! Skating is optional! Don't have an athletic bone in your body... ability is completely overrated! Just follow these easy steps, and yes you can play hockey for the NY Rangers and watch your bank account grow.
Free of charge we will share the first step of our tested foolproof plan with you.
Step 1:
Make a phone call to the Rangers' scouting department. Just slightly disguise your voice and be sure to refer yourself in the third person.
Hi, (Insert name here) is an incredible player; he can shoot, plays hard every shift and may very well be the 2nd coming of Mark Messier.
Now I bet you're thinking to yourself, how can this work?? Wouldn't the Rangers' scouting staff check out all the stuff you're saying is actually true? Well, tuck those fears aside, they never check!
Within 2-4 weeks the NY Rangers will send you a try out invitation. Simply don't show up, the Rangers management will simply think you are playing hard to get and out of fear of a rival team signing you they will sign you to a minor league contract.
Within 3-5 months you can be playing for the NHL making 5-7 million dollars a year locked in a ridiculous contract for 5 years or maybe more!
Simply call 1-800-OVER-PAY and find out how! For four installments of $1940.00 we will give you a step by step process on how to get an official NHL contract and for limited time we will show how to get a no-trade clause included. With such a ridiculous contract, what team would ever want to trade for you anyhow??
Sounds too good to be true?? I bet it does, but the proof is in the pudding as they say. Just look these success stories from using our "Money for Nothing and the Chicks for Free" Plan.
Scott Gomez, $7,357,143 39pts, -11 +/- On pace for a whooping 55 points for season! Go Scott go!
Chris Drury, $7,050,000 34pts, -11 +/- Would be lucky to see over 50 points this season, way to milk it!
Wade Redden, $6,500,000 19pts, -10 +/- That’s roughly $342,000 a point! This guy is a bona fide hero of Capitalism.
Call today, 1-800-OVER-PAY and make millions without any responsibility or consequences! And, if you call within the next 30 minutes we’ll throw in interview cliches for free! That's right typically a $200.00 value, for free!
Learn such valuable lines like this when they shove 40 dozen cameras and tape recorders in your face in the locker room:
"We all have to step up now…"
"There's no excuse to how we have played. We need to do better…"
"We can't dwell on this we just need to look to the next game…"
"I thought we really played well, really… it just didn't play out the way we hoped, but I see some positives coming from this…"
Call now! Operators are standing by!
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2-6-2 in the ten games since the All-Star break, 1 goal in the last 42 power play opportunities and they are now just barely scraping to a playoff position by 5 points. This team is about as fun to watch as watching paint dry while breathing in all the lead fumes.
What more really needs to be said, no matter where you place the blame what is apparent is that this team is in dire need of a major shake-up one way or another.
Rangers will host the Islanders tomorrow night, I would be willing to bet the "Fire Renney" and the "Fire Sather" chants will drown out the typical "Potvin Sucks" chants tomorrow night.
If things couldn't get any worse Paul Mara, you know one of the three defensemen we have that are actually responsible in their own end, will be going for a MRI on his shoulder today or tomorrow and will be looking like he'll be missing a good chunk of time. Steve Zipay reports that the Rangers might be calling up a replacement from Hartford.
Send me an e-mail & four installments of $1940.00 
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