Richard Cloutier: Headlines from Around the League

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hahahaha, This was funny Richard. Thanx for the write up!

In the summer the flames sign Ryan Smyth to a 6 year 42 million NTC contract, feaster states, "we need to get younger fast, Ryan smyth will bring youthful energy deep into the next 6 seasons."

I went to tsn.ca, espn.com, nhl.com, and yahoo sports and none of these headlines can be found anywhere, im calling bullpoop.

I went to tsn.ca, espn.com, nhl.com, and yahoo sports and none of these headlines can be found anywhere, im calling bullpoop.


- theblueandgold

Lemme guess...you go to the same daycare as Kessel?

I went to tsn.ca, espn.com, nhl.com, and yahoo sports and none of these headlines can be found anywhere, im calling bullpoop.


- theblueandgold

Ahahahaha

The best headline had to be Dubbie's "oh." I'm willing to trade the (frank)er just so I don't have to see the worst commercials on TV.

This is the funniest thing I have read in such a damn long time. Sooooo much props to you. I take back everything(which really most everything) bad I have ever said about you.

I cried laughing

Lmfao, i wasn't aware that Cloutier was a Jewish name, because clearly something this funny had to be done by a talented Hollywood type Jewish writer
And queue the countdown till the angry Nashville fans lacking a sense of humor come to gripe about your blog

~ Barker... In 21 games he's only a -1... And the Oilers record with him in the lineup is W10 ~ L8 ~ OTL3

~ It would take a lot more than a hat-trick for me to give up my Octane Blow-Up Doll.

~ Barker... In 21 games he's only a -1... And the Oilers record with him in the lineup is W10 ~ L8 ~ OTL3

~ It would take a lot more than a hat-trick for me to give up my Octane Blow-Up Doll.
- laughs2907

I can't tell if you're actually being serious about Cam Barker.

~ Barker... In 21 games he's only a -1... And the Oilers record with him in the lineup is W10 ~ L8 ~ OTL3

~ It would take a lot more than a hat-trick for me to give up my Octane Blow-Up Doll.
- laughs2907

Yeah clouts made the same comparison to barker and the oilers record when he was hurt and said good things about barker being in the oilers lineup. then he came back from injury and clouts had an instant hate on for him. So judging by the dates between these blogs i think its safe to say we have richards menstrual cycles scheduled out

Lemme guess...you go to the same daycare as Kessel?
- Maxbone

Nope, same rehab clinic as Taylor Hall



Did you honestly take me seriously?

Nope, same rehab clinic as Taylor Hall



Did you honestly take me seriously?
- theblueandgold

When did taylor hall have a substance abuse problem???

I can't tell if you're actually being serious about Cam Barker.
- Jack-artist

As serious as a cocaine shortage in Hollywood.

Very serious.

Richard Cloutier: Headlines from Around the League
- Maxbone

That was funny as all heck! I had a good laugh. If you can't make it as a hockey blogger you could always try being a stand up comic. Good job!

That was funny as all heck! I had a good laugh. If you can't make it as a hockey blogger you could always try being a stand up comic. Good job!
- pj50

When I was a kid I had this concept that I'd be the world's first stand-up comic that laid on stage during his entire act. True story.

Nope, same rehab clinic as Taylor Hall



Did you honestly take me seriously?
- theblueandgold

You really are a Sabres fan, aren't you?

Yeah clouts made the same comparison to barker and the oilers record when he was hurt and said good things about barker being in the oilers lineup. then he came back from injury and clouts had an instant hate on for him. So judging by the dates between these blogs i think its safe to say we have richards menstrual cycles scheduled out
- ruttager17

Phases of the moon. Really isn't that complicated.

Yeah clouts made the same comparison to barker and the oilers record when he was hurt and said good things about barker being in the oilers lineup. then he came back from injury and clouts had an instant hate on for him. So judging by the dates between these blogs i think its safe to say we have richards menstrual cycles scheduled out
- ruttager17

The only thing I don't like about Barker is the amount of games he has missed... And the fact that I didn't get to travel back in time and date his mom... Yet.

Lmfao, i wasn't aware that Cloutier was a Jewish name, because clearly something this funny had to be done by a talented Hollywood type Jewish writer
And queue the countdown till the angry Nashville fans lacking a sense of humor come to gripe about your blog
- ruttager17

My Muslim name is Hassnt Bin Laid.

When I was a kid I had this concept that I'd be the world's first stand-up comic that laid on stage during his entire act. True story.
- Maxbone

I like it.