Some of you loudmouth Star Wars fans seem to think the Enterprise and its intrepid crew would have trouble besting a whingy teenager and a green midget.

Well, on the Enterprise, they knew how to handle whingy teenagers:

Vader would own these trekkies

done in one, why Star Wars will always be better Slave Leia!!!!
- Grape Ape

Bah, I mean she's really hot in that outfit and that's great but face it broads can be found in any geeky fantasy.

Thats one tough little green bastard...

Vader would own these trekkies
- enigmatic

Why would the star trek people be sitting around having a conference with Vader? And how would he do that to Data? And how would he deflect phaser beams instead of cruddy blaster bolts? Why wouldn't they just beam away at the first sign of trouble? The Empire didn't even have shields to stop it.

Thats one tough little green bastard...
- enigmatic

Big deal. One phaser blast on wide range and you can't miss.

Star Trek was especially cool when Spock and Kirk did it in jail...

- Grape Ape

Hey. No making poop up.

This borg cube could take out the whole Empire.

- enigmatic

Could be. But this is not the Star Trek is gay thread.

Stay on topic.

This borg cube could take out the whole Empire.
- Pikey

lol.... Droid Army would own the Borg

lol.... Droid Army would own the Borg
- enigmatic

Oh come on. Borg cubes scoop entire cities off the face of planets and can absorb amounts of energy that would destroy planets.

Loser.

Our black guy Lando is cooler than your black guy Geordi

Oh come on. Borg cubes scoop entire cities off the face of planets and can absorb amounts of energy that would destroy planets.

Loser.
- Pikey

sorry im not 100% up on my star trek...

Our black guy Lando is cooler than your black guy Geordi


- enigmatic

Yes, that's true.

sorry im not 100% up on my star trek...
- enigmatic

Well this is a problem then, isn't it? I'm pretty fluent in Star Wars. In fact I really like both but I like Trek more.

Well this is a problem then, isn't it? I'm pretty fluent in Star Wars. In fact I really like both but I like Trek more.
- Pikey

Star Trek isn't bad... I just like ripping on Trekkies...

I really dislike those Lord of the Rings nerds... now those were some boring a$$ movies.

Star Trek isn't bad... I just like ripping on Trekkies...

I really dislike those Lord of the Rings nerds... now those were some boring a$$ movies.
- enigmatic

I am on the same wavelength. LOTR is just poop. They can keep their elves, talking trees and wizards. I couldn't make it through the first movie. It's just walking!!!

you'd be dead before you pulled the trigger.
- Grape Ape

Oh BS. They don't even have to be in the same room as Yoda to do this.

nope, Death Star would take it out in one shot before they could reconfigure their shields. It's funny how all the Trekkies say that the Enterprise could take out a planet but it couldn't take out a cube.
- Grape Ape

That's exactly the point. The Death Star wouldn't even have enough power to take out the cube in one shot. The first time the Enterprise hit the cube it blew massive holes in it and they were just repaired. Same thing would happen with the Death Star.

you don't have to be in the same room to force choke some guy either.
- Grape Ape

How would you even know he's there? And besides, no evidence has even been presented that you don't need line of sight to force choke a guy.

Don't make stuff up.

there is no way Enterprise could take out a planet in one shot like the Death Star did to Alderaan.
- Grape Ape

It definitely can. It's been referenced several times that the Enterprise can lay total waste to a planet (and that's the first Enterprise). The Enterprise D has been shown effortlessly drilling massive holes into a planet with its phasers, only stopping because the intent wasn't to destroy the planet but release pressure.

The Enterprise produces huge amounts of power. And it has shields.



I really (frank)ing hope kicksave is reading that and going "what a bunch of queers" otherwise none of this is worth it.

Vader choked out a guy on a different cruiser.
- Grape Ape

But he could see him and he knew he was there.

Ok I'll go a bit on the offensive:

So the Star Trek guys get a transporter lock on all the star wars guys, beam them into the vacuum of space and call it a day. They win the fight in about three seconds.