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the_cause2000
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Not quite my tempo
Joined: 02.26.2007

Mar 3 @ 10:52 PM ET
he's just trying to be nice.

change it back you sonofabitch.

- kicksave856

only after the novelty wears off....
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Mar 3 @ 11:00 PM ET
only after the novelty wears off....
- the_cause2000

it's worn off.

you went back to your real avatar for like 20 (frank)ing minutes.

B.I.G
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Vote B.I.G for NY Rangers mod
Joined: 01.07.2011

Mar 12 @ 8:53 PM ET
it doesn't matter anymore. a guy like cherry is being paid in toronto and wears his bruins jock on his sleeve. like the rest of the tsn and sportsnet white breads, they all feel the need to protect their interests.

at the end of the day, we in montreal reacted like anyone, anywhere, would have if they'd seen one of their own go down that way. if its happened to others in other nhl cities, as we know it has, then is it our fault that we made it a very big deal here or is it the fault of other cities for not reacting as passionately as we in montreal have. but we're called hypocrites.

if it comes across as over the top, well, i think that there are alot of habs haters out there and something like this gives them all a chance to take their shots. it's the price we pay for being the most knowledgable and passionate fan base and the the crown jewel and most envied franchise in the sport.

but fear not, hockey fans. it's not lonely at the top because we in montreal have the most unique means of resolve, no matter what. ourselves.
and our habs.
- rob121


Eat that other fan bases, rob121 has spoken. Ah huh...
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Mar 13 @ 5:48 PM ET
it doesn't matter anymore. a guy like cherry is being paid in toronto and wears his bruins jock on his sleeve. like the rest of the tsn and sportsnet white breads, they all feel the need to protect their interests.

at the end of the day, we in montreal reacted like anyone, anywhere, would have if they'd seen one of their own go down that way. if its happened to others in other nhl cities, as we know it has, then is it our fault that we made it a very big deal here or is it the fault of other cities for not reacting as passionately as we in montreal have. but we're called hypocrites.

if it comes across as over the top, well, i think that there are alot of habs haters out there and something like this gives them all a chance to take their shots. it's the price we pay for being the most knowledgable and passionate fan base and the the crown jewel and most envied franchise in the sport.

but fear not, hockey fans. it's not lonely at the top because we in montreal have the most unique means of resolve, no matter what. ourselves.
and our habs.
- rob121


Eat that other fan bases, rob121 has spoken. Ah huh...

- B.I.G

B.I.G
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Vote B.I.G for NY Rangers mod
Joined: 01.07.2011

Mar 13 @ 11:49 PM ET

- Cape Breton Bruins

rob121 has spoken Caper, shut your filthy mouth...
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Mar 17 @ 3:22 PM ET
Dr. Mike

Yesterday after a long day of hanging out in the Alberta Childrens Hospital, my family and I checked into this ghetto looking Super 8 Motel. I thought no big deal we're only going to be here a few hours and I thought it would be an appropriate place to drop a deuce after holding it in most of the day.

So I get into the bathroom and notice that it's physically impossible for the toilet seat to be in the upright position. Which really didn't matter because I had to take the brown babies to the pool anyway. Then I noticed the toilet seemed to be a little smaller than a regualtion size crapper. Again didn't seem like a big deal Im just going to blast a dookie in there.

Finally I sit down on this undersized looking toilet the very same one that has a non functioning toilet seat. To my surprise and complete shock, the second I sat down my coin purse actually touched the toilet water and not just a little in fact a whole lot.

Even though I was totally pissed off about having a wet sack I still had to finsh what I came in to do and what do I find this time !!!!!! Single ply toilet paper that could pass as sand paper.

After I finished I thought long and hard about leaving a sea pickle in the toilet tank to show my appreciation for the great experience. However I decided not to do so and have been wondering ever since was this the right decision ?
Mike Komisarek
Location: we all appreciate and value the touch of class you bring to this site, mike.
Joined: 02.14.2007

Mar 17 @ 3:24 PM ET
Dr. Mike

Yesterday after a long day of hanging out in the Alberta Childrens Hospital, my family and I checked into this ghetto looking Super 8 Motel. I thought no big deal we're only going to be here a few hours and I thought it would be an appropriate place to drop a deuce after holding it in most of the day.

So I get into the bathroom and notice that it's physically impossible for the toilet seat to be in the upright position. Which really didn't matter because I had to take the brown babies to the pool anyway. Then I noticed the toilet seemed to be a little smaller than a regualtion size crapper. Again didn't seem like a big deal Im just going to blast a dookie in there.

Finally I sit down on this undersized looking toilet the very same one that has a non functioning toilet seat. To my surprise and complete shock, the second I sat down my coin purse actually touched the toilet water and not just a little in fact a whole lot.

Even though I was totally pissed off about having a wet sack I still had to finsh what I came in to do and what do I find this time !!!!!! Single ply toilet paper that could pass as sand paper.

After I finished I thought long and hard about leaving a sea pickle in the toilet tank to show my appreciation for the great experience. However I decided not to do so and have been wondering ever since was this the right decision ?

- Lahey





Indeed!
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Mar 17 @ 3:57 PM ET
hi
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Mar 17 @ 3:58 PM ET
hi
Mike Komisarek
Location: we all appreciate and value the touch of class you bring to this site, mike.
Joined: 02.14.2007

Mar 17 @ 4:00 PM ET
hi
- dt99999


hello
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Mar 17 @ 4:19 PM ET
hello
- Mike Komisarek


I wasn't speaking to you.
Mike Komisarek
Location: we all appreciate and value the touch of class you bring to this site, mike.
Joined: 02.14.2007

Mar 17 @ 4:25 PM ET
I wasn't speaking to you.
- dt99999


Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Mar 18 @ 3:00 PM ET
What is that, seriously? I am starting to hate TSN, they are a puppet of the NHL. The Montreal Canadiens Hockey Club is almost bigger than the NHL and the Hockey world is dying of jealousy.

I am so proud to be a Habs fan. We have the greatest team in the game and our future is looking very bright. We do it our way, (frank) them all.

By the way, thumbs up to Geoff Molson.
Mike Komisarek
Location: we all appreciate and value the touch of class you bring to this site, mike.
Joined: 02.14.2007

Mar 18 @ 3:01 PM ET
[quote=Lahey]

Great post, indeed. Also true.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Mar 20 @ 3:24 PM ET
Im not talking smack a##hole. Read my posts and the only half response i received had shyt talk at the end. So shut the (frank) up. your real tough on the internet. So again man up and answer my post smart a##

Edit: The problem is that you dont want to admit Subban is a POS. Just admit that and you will feel better. i bet your one of the pussies that called 911.

- hipcheck17







http://www.hockeybuzz.com...p?thread_id=86012&page=48
Schenn-Sational!
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Sorry you don't understand...Y
Joined: 10.08.2008

Mar 20 @ 10:14 PM ET
avatar
- FlyerMike18

it is a sick movie
B.I.G
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Vote B.I.G for NY Rangers mod
Joined: 01.07.2011

Mar 20 @ 10:41 PM ET
it is a sick movie
- Schenn-Sational!

You should like this one Glucky, it certainly is epic...
http://my.hockeybuzz.com/...r_id=112091&post_id=10982
Schenn-Sational!
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Sorry you don't understand...Y
Joined: 10.08.2008

Mar 20 @ 11:24 PM ET
You should like this one Glucky, it certainly is epic...
http://my.hockeybuzz.com/...r_id=112091&post_id=10982

- B.I.G

LoveGun
Location: Detroit, MI
Joined: 02.25.2011

Mar 21 @ 9:39 AM ET
Dr. Mike

Yesterday after a long day of hanging out in the Alberta Childrens Hospital, my family and I checked into this ghetto looking Super 8 Motel. I thought no big deal we're only going to be here a few hours and I thought it would be an appropriate place to drop a deuce after holding it in most of the day.

So I get into the bathroom and notice that it's physically impossible for the toilet seat to be in the upright position. Which really didn't matter because I had to take the brown babies to the pool anyway. Then I noticed the toilet seemed to be a little smaller than a regualtion size crapper. Again didn't seem like a big deal Im just going to blast a dookie in there.

Finally I sit down on this undersized looking toilet the very same one that has a non functioning toilet seat. To my surprise and complete shock, the second I sat down my coin purse actually touched the toilet water and not just a little in fact a whole lot.

Even though I was totally pissed off about having a wet sack I still had to finsh what I came in to do and what do I find this time !!!!!! Single ply toilet paper that could pass as sand paper.

After I finished I thought long and hard about leaving a sea pickle in the toilet tank to show my appreciation for the great experience. However I decided not to do so and have been wondering ever since was this the right decision ?

- Lahey


That's a true story and they should make it into a movie...
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Mar 24 @ 5:12 AM ET
Canucks will win cup...
- Gary_McMahon
rmiethaner
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Buffalo, NY
Joined: 10.04.2006

Jul 27 @ 9:28 PM ET
See if this can maybe drum up some conversation:

Anahiem: for some reason, I respect you guys

Boston: F U

Buffalo: oh we have money, we'll win every year now!

Calgary: welcome to what it was like to be a Leafs fan in 2006

Carolina: you have the worst logo in the NHL

Chicago: your fans were quiet this year...something happen?

Colorado: I hate you for having Duchene and why does your arena play club music at a hockey game?

Columbus: sorry about your luck...and I'm a leafs fan

Dallas: why will you find a way to be awesome again somehow in the next 2-3 years?

Detroit: go f*** yourself

Edmonton: gonna be great...but pointless if your D and goalie situation isn't fixed

Florida: your team is horrible year after year x10 - but you're still here...I respect that.

LA - I disagree with trading Schenn and you guys expect too much of a team that finished 3rd last 3 years ago

Minnesota: interesting moves this summer....not sure I like em

Montreal: ........ah never mind

Nashville: for the love of gawd, get new jerseys

New Jersey: it was nice to see you finally suck for a year. Give us Parise please

NYI: your GM is creepy. I don't trust him. Get a new arena for f*** sakes

NYR: best city in the world. But get a new GM

Ottawa: YES!! After all those years of you blasting the leafs, it was just a matter of time

Philly: great trades, great signings...we'll see if it was the right thing...I think it was

Phoenix: please leave....I'm sorry but please leave

Pittsburgh: hopefully Crosby sits the year out and goes back to normal for 2012-2013. Give us Malkin

San Jose: GREAT trades! Can't wait to watch this team!

St.Louis: Soooo, what's with you guys, good team or not?

Tampa: are even aware of how lucky you are to have the players you have?

Toronto: 7 straights years of missing the playoffs, coming up

Vancouver: you fans became a friggin monster of a brat this year...but thats all burned away now

Washington: Vokoun = finally have a real goalie...now take the C away from OV and give it to someone that deserves it for reasons beyond just points

Winnipeg: Don't f** it up!


Originally posted by Juice...
jarmstrong
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: much of what I write would nev
Joined: 09.20.2005

Jul 28 @ 12:49 PM ET
Florida: your team is horrible year after year x10 - but you're still here...I respect that.


- juice

penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008

Jul 28 @ 10:34 PM ET
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jul 29 @ 7:44 AM ET

- jarmstrong





God Bless Juice...
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Aug 10 @ 6:04 PM ET
well I may not have been known as a big hockey fan but I do know LA and I know why this kid doesn't want to be there.

Prissy and I were sitting around Graceland one Friday afternoon and we get a call from The Colonel and he tells us that Johhny Cash is up in LA and he needs someone to do a walk on and rile up the crowd a bit. Well you and I both know that no one on earth can rile up a crowd like the King of Rock and Roll ,that's not you Jerry Lee you stinking pedophile, you had your chance and you had to go insert things into your 13 year old cousin. C'mon kid, learn how to work!!!, but the King digresses. So me and Priss head up from Graceland to the Land of Angels filled with excitement about our upcoming concert and of course seeing Johnny again. For those of you who don't know me and Cash go way back to the beginning, we started with cheap whiskey and women and worked our way up to the finest peruvian and high class ass on every tour we went. There was this one time Johnny and I went to play for the troops in VietNam and he got this pretty young thing, couldn't have been more than 12 or 13 and he said to me "King baby lets show this little biatch what rock and rolls about" well I was already balls deep inside of another little hooker and had coke Richard so bad I was never gonna finish so I told him to take her on his own. Well about 20 minutes later I walk in and theres Johnny tied to a bed post and this little "girl" is rubbing some kind of grease onto his cock and is about to drive it into Cash's ass. Well Johnny starts yelling at me to get this she/boy away from him and I said "Johnny some times your the rock and some times your the roll". Anyways, I digress again. Lets get back to why the King hates LA. One word, Mexicans.
- TheKing
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