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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 8 @ 8:56 PM ET
http://www.hockeybuzz.com/boards/thread.php?thread_id=108234&forum_id=1&page=last

Long posts do not = epic posts.

- nfph

i have tried explaining this to people but they don't get the new bastardized version of the word epic (which is already played out, btw).

they think your post has to be a long drawn out poem about being, like, lost at sea for years or something.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 8 @ 8:57 PM ET
Damn, Vinny's heart is going to break when he reads that. That was cold.
- daeth

there is always a possibility that ek will email it to him.

probs copy in sid.
nfph
Referee
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Schadenfreude, NY
Joined: 09.22.2006

Jul 8 @ 9:02 PM ET
i have tried explaining this to people but they don't get the new bastardized version of the word epic (which is already played out, btw).

they think your post has to be a long drawn out poem about being, like, lost at sea for years or something.

- kicksave856

Water, water everywhere,
And lo the boards did shrink.
Water, water everywhere
And not a drop to drink!
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 8 @ 9:07 PM ET
Water, water everywhere,
And lo the boards did shrink.
Water, water everywhere
And not a drop to drink!

- nfph

*snaps fingers repeatedly*
Rayven
Boston Bruins
Location: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Joined: 07.21.2009

Jul 8 @ 10:00 PM ET
Water, water everywhere,
And lo the boards did shrink.
Water, water everywhere
And not a drop to drink!

- nfph


isn't that an Iron Maiden song ?
nfph
Referee
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Schadenfreude, NY
Joined: 09.22.2006

Jul 8 @ 10:26 PM ET
isn't that an Iron Maiden song ?
- Rayven

Rayven
Boston Bruins
Location: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Joined: 07.21.2009

Jul 8 @ 10:42 PM ET

- nfph




nfph
Referee
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Schadenfreude, NY
Joined: 09.22.2006

Jul 8 @ 11:11 PM ET

- Rayven

Poor Coleridge
Rayven
Boston Bruins
Location: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Joined: 07.21.2009

Jul 8 @ 11:13 PM ET
Poor Coleridge
- nfph


Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008

Jul 11 @ 9:36 AM ET
do you have any links showing no compliance buyouts ever past 2014?

compliance buyouts arent going anywhere its the right of the team and a salary cap should only be about a playable roster to be fair to broke teams. It also gives trapped players a chance to be happy...ask lou if he wishes vancouver had more options.

what if phoenix was the one who had dipietros contract and there was no compliance buyouts? there would of been no phoenix 4 years ago....the rangers wouldnt of made the playoffs, and redden would still be lost in the ahl.

...yea you're right though ... only two FOREVER! haha...its the nhl dude...it takes one room of 31 guys and one of 5 or 6 to change whatever they want...how bout them jets
- ozzystar
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005

Jul 11 @ 10:09 AM ET
do you have any links showing no compliance buyouts ever past 2014?

compliance buyouts arent going anywhere its the right of the team and a salary cap should only be about a playable roster to be fair to broke teams. It also gives trapped players a chance to be happy...ask lou if he wishes vancouver had more options.

what if phoenix was the one who had dipietros contract and there was no compliance buyouts? there would of been no phoenix 4 years ago....the rangers wouldnt of made the playoffs, and redden would still be lost in the ahl.

...yea you're right though ... only two FOREVER! haha...its the nhl dude...it takes one room of 31 guys and one of 5 or 6 to change whatever they want...how bout them jets
- ozzystar

- Feeling Glucky?

Maybe I still haven't fully woken up yet but that hurt my brain.
muffin_man
Montreal Canadiens
Location: no problem, as s hole - Eric Engels, NY
Joined: 02.10.2007

Jul 11 @ 8:25 PM ET
I still maintain that stupid is not the same as epic. I suppose this could just be the amusing post thread.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 13 @ 1:51 PM ET
I still maintain that stupid is not the same as epic. I suppose this could just be the amusing post thread.
- muffin_man

you're right, its not the same

kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 13 @ 2:27 PM ET
you're right, its not the same
- Crimsoninja

i feel something can be epically stupid though even if it's a short post. sometimes what makes it seem "epic" to me was that they managed to jam so much stupidity into just a sentence or two. that's powerful stupidity. eklund for example is great at this.

either way has always been acceptable to me.
muffin_man
Montreal Canadiens
Location: no problem, as s hole - Eric Engels, NY
Joined: 02.10.2007

Jul 13 @ 4:22 PM ET
i feel something can be epically stupid though even if it's a short post. sometimes what makes it seem "epic" to me was that they managed to jam so much stupidity into just a sentence or two. that's powerful stupidity. eklund for example is great at this.

either way has always been acceptable to me.

- kicksave856

agreed. Length is not epic, content is epic.
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Jul 14 @ 9:46 PM ET
Keep denying it - goes to show how much you know. And by the way, I do have a source who knows what went down at the draft in discussions between the Oilers & Canucks - his name is Dreger who I grew up with & went to school with, who I also keep in touch with on a regular basis & I get a hell of a lot more information than you will ever get.

So if you want to keep saying i'm making poop up, go ahead but you are the one who's looking stupid by disagreeing on everything I've said.


- newmy

Morris
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Hall looks disengaged, NS
Joined: 07.18.2007

Jul 14 @ 9:53 PM ET
this thread is amazing.
HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Jul 14 @ 9:54 PM ET
Keep denying it - goes to show how much you know. And by the way, I do have a source who knows what went down at the draft in discussions between the Oilers & Canucks - his name is Dreger who I grew up with & went to school with, who I also keep in touch with on a regular basis & I get a hell of a lot more information than you will ever get.

So if you want to keep saying i'm making poop up, go ahead but you are the one who's looking stupid by disagreeing on everything I've said

-newmy


post of the day!!
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Jul 14 @ 9:55 PM ET
this thread is amazing.
- Morris

The first page is easily the best one.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jul 14 @ 10:36 PM ET
The first page is easily the best one.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

vag giveth and vag taketh away
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

Jul 14 @ 10:55 PM ET
vag giveth and vag taketh away
- dt99999


For some of us.





















I'm married. Vag never giveth
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Jul 14 @ 11:55 PM ET
[quote=TheTaoOfSemenko]

share thread plzTY
Not_Yan
St Louis Blues
Location: it's an excellent product, easier, quicker, and even better than real mashed potatoes.
Joined: 04.19.2013

Jul 17 @ 10:53 AM ET
Terrible article. Author is obviously biased.

NHL owners break contracts all the time. They are called buy-outs.

Please, winning the Stanley Cup is rigged as evident by the NJ Devils losing to the LA Kings in 2012. The NHL made an example out of his contract when Luongo, Savard, Pronger, Hossa contracts were all identical.

NHL owners escrowing salary earned until the season ends so they can count thier pennies before releasing money that was guaranteed by the contract so they can get their 54% share of the pie....please.

What would you do for $80 million Tax-free paid over 4 years versus $15 million after taxes that may not get paid to you over time due to escrow and a system that is rigged and chooses the winner?

Ilya is a smart man. In 4 years, he will have more money than 90% of the NHL players combined. He got to earn it in his home country where he is adored and raise his family in a culture that he is familiar with.

Critics of this move, critics of Russians, critics of the KHL are nothing short of blind-faith believers that the NHL is the "best" league in the world.

Stanley Cup? Hockey Hall of Fame? NHL All-Star game? NHL records....only the "fans" give a crap about that. Players....in the end of their career, look at how much they made and how they will afford to care for their families.

But I guess the author of this article shows the quality and depth of education Tennessee gives its citizens.
- hockeyfan_100
PoileRulezzzYo
Nashville Predators
Location: #Where'sDavidPoileHiding?
Joined: 09.21.2009

Jul 20 @ 5:21 PM ET
Step 1. Find a quiet room
Step 2. Grab your Jergens and pictures of Freakerenko
Step 3. Go to town

- sbroads24


the_cause2000
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Not quite my tempo
Joined: 02.26.2007

Jul 20 @ 6:28 PM ET
maybe there just arent any epic posts left.

extinct, if you will
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