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Naked Dancing Girl During Credits: (stolen from the now defunct Oh, the Humanity!)
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Title: The Unborn (2009)

Director: The idiot that did Blade 3.

Actors: Carla Gugino (for about 5 minutes), Gary Oldman (for about 10 minutes) & Odette Yustman (hot, with a penchant for wandering about in her underwear)

Plot summary Haiku: A girl is possessed, her twin is a gay demon, a script exists not.

Naked Dancing Girl During Credits: No.

Deep thoughts: Only movie I can think of with a haunted gloryhole. I am completely serious.

Rating: (out of 5)

Title: My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009)

Director: The guy who did: Prophecy 3, Dracula 2000, Dracula 2, Dracula 3 & White Noise 2. My friends, that is a lot of crap.

Actors: Tom Atkins (from Night of the Creeps), Jaime King, Betsy Rue, Megan Boone, and a couple other semi-hot girls.

Plot summary Haiku: A comatose nut, teens running in a mine shaft, not enough boobies.

Naked Dancing Girl During Credits: No, but there is a prolonged sequence of a naked girl running around a motel. Said sequence ends in a midget murder.

Deep thoughts: If they cut out about twenty minutes, the movie would've been much better. And the lead was about as interesting as the Preds power play.

Rating: (out of 5)

Title: Modern Problems (1981)

Director: Ken "The Groove Tube" Shapiro

Actors: Chevy Chase, Dabney "9 to 5" Coleman, Nell "Gimme a Break" Carter, & some trannies.

Plot summary Haiku: I hate Chevy Chase, he gains magical powers, Dabney Coleman's ass

Naked Dancing Girl During Credits: No.

Deep thoughts: I haven't seen this turd since the 80's. Why did I go and ruin a good thing? Shapiro hasn't directed since. Coincidence?!

Rating: (out of five)

*whistles*

you go on a lot of dates!

Title: Forbidden Zone (1980)
Director: Richard Elfman (Danny's older brother)
Actors: Hervé Villechaize, Susan Terrell, Gisele 'perpetually topless' Lindley, Hyman Diamond, and scores of other fabulously famous persons.
Plot summary Haiku: You're kidding, right? OK, breasts, pervert midget king, etc.
Naked Dancing Girl During Credits: Sounds good to me.
Deep thoughts: Hidden door to the septic tank and the Sixth Dimension
Rating: "BW" - Beyond Weird. (No one has yet figured out what it is so how can they rate it?)
Soundtrack: Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo
Auxiliary Rating : SNR (Still Not Rated) (But I'll stick one of 74's avatar(d)s on anyway.)


http://www.eatmybrains.com/showreview.php?id=225

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9caeee17f3&p=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjN4Ysdc69w

Title: The Fountain
Director: Darren Aronofsky (of Requiem for a Dream)
Actors: Wolverine and that chick people think is Kate Winslet
Plot summary Haiku: Is cancer sadder, than Andean genocide? I want a refund.
Naked Dancing Girl During Credits: I didn't stick around, I'm assuming no.
Deep thoughts: Pretty movie. Beauty may be truth, but the truth is this is the worst film I've seen in a decade.
Rating: It was terrible, but not enough to be enjoyable.

Title: The Fountain
Director: Darren Aronofsky (of Requiem for a Dream)
Actors: Wolverine and that chick people think is Kate Winslet
Plot summary Haiku: Is cancer sadder, than Andean genocide? I want a refund.
Naked Dancing Girl During Credits: I didn't stick around, I'm assuming no.
Deep thoughts: Pretty movie. Beauty may be truth, but the truth is this is the worst film I've seen in a decade.
Rating: It was terrible, but not enough to be enjoyable.


- nfph

I guess what you're saying is that it doesn't reach the Plan 9 plateau.

The th(r)ead still lives. (Barely.)

Hyata must have run out of welfare cash to go see some movies

Hyata must have run out of welfare cash to go see some movies
- watsonnostaw

He has to have seen the Hannah Montana Movie

Hyata must have run out of welfare cash to go see some movies
- watsonnostaw

- French-Connection

Frenchie, glad to see you 'round the misc theads. I might even come back on full-time myself.

Frenchie, glad to see you 'round the misc theads. I might even come back on full-time myself.
- nfph

good!

if we can't win the Cup this year we sure as hell can take over on here!!!

today we rule hockeybuzz, tomorrow the world!!

I'm always all over the boards, just ask the Flames, Habs and Flyers fans!!!

good!

if we can't win the Cup this year we sure as hell can take over on here!!!

today we rule hockeybuzz, tomorrow the world!!

I'm always all over the boards, just ask the Flames, Habs and Flyers fans!!!
- French-Connection

It's true.

It's true.




- Flyskippy

at least you guys in Philly now know that there ARE Sabres fans that have other teams they hate other than Philly as their most hated team!


DAMN HABS!!!!!

It's true.




- Flyskippy

I'm really diggin' the scorched earth theme on this site actually. Facebook's redesign wishes they had the balls of this place!

I'm really diggin' the scorched earth theme on this site actually. Facebook's redesign wishes they had the balls of this place!
- nfph

NF, go over to the thread that 20 of us are getting into with playoff picks and join in
hurry up, there are only 6 spots left


http://www.hockeybuzz.com...d=63501&page=last#3149928

NF, go over to the thread that 20 of us are getting into with playoff picks and join in
hurry up, there are only 6 spots left


http://www.hockeybuzz.com...d=63501&page=last#3149928
- French-Connection

Done and done.

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Naked Dancing Girl During Credits: (stolen from the now defunct Oh, the Humanity!)
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- Hyata74

cant keep a bit running can ya?

I recommend this movie be watched by Hyata.... I watched it on the big fancy silver bird going to sweden

or this one....

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- watsonnostaw

Fixed.