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it is aperitif that one uses propar grammer here.

Lol ur (frank)ed in the head random poop is so (frank)ing stupid, im gonna give you some pointers
1. Big is not necessaraly funny
2.insults are wat make the opponet cry making the individual insulting smile
3.Acting black will get you shot,sure in the end its gonna be pretty funny a shotem up white boy shot execution style by local gangbanngers.
4.Comedy is a hard to to succed at excpesially ur a (frank)in loser who cant make any one laugh
5.Insulting me is only gonna make your situation worse as soon as someone says somthin to me theres no line i would merly be telling jokes in an attempt to hurt your feelings.
6.There always one 40 year old virgin type whos trapped in the closet that you can expose there easy targets as soon as many people get involed the more likely he will
a)commit suicide
B)leave the forum
c)Turn to emo slit your slef music and and masturbation
d)Take out your anger on society and become a serial killing rapist
7.There are many ways to tell a joke sugar coating is not an option
8.You want your enemy to belive that he is getting under your skin
9.Jokes about family members is not appropriate inividual jokes and attacks are what we are here for
10) Most of you guys are little someone who is attracted to the opposite sex female doges that masturbate in the dark, its weird also most of you are probably that outcast type with no friends who internet date and meet friends in chat rooms and yeah society call them pedafiles and i think its (frank)ed up so you know maby dialing down the hole bad boy tough poop thing is a little clitche and wont work and will eventually get you made fun of sooner or later, thats my warning take it in i suggest you do cause theres nothing more that id rather then make you cry and quite and leave theis forum and eventually turn to a life of violence and incompatence and unable to succed when with a woman or like most of you little female doges turn to men. Homosexuality is very weird and frowned upon and 3/4 of the worldwill rezent you and make fun of you so you gotta ask you self if its really worth it?
- Crimsoninja

Elite.

it is aperitif that one uses propar grammer here.
- pengal

Not elite.

When, in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers form the consent of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. --Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the meantime exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavored to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migration hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our People, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislature.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to Civil Power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their acts of pretended legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by mock Trial, from Punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offenses:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighboring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule in these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments.

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with Power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burned our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun

with circumstances of Cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free People.

Nor have We been wanting in attention to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by the Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the Protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
- force

Not elite. Somewhat gay.

- pengal

is that Ed Snider?

- pengal

Elite. And not gay.

- Flyskippy

Making fun of Gerz = Elite

- pengal

last time i tried this i got arrested.

last time i tried this i got arrested.
- kicksave856

You have to put it in a bun.

You have to put it in a bun.
- bradleyc4

now you tell me.

You have to put it my buns.
- bradleyc4

whoa, bradley.

- Flyskippy

Elite.

- pengal

Blasphemous, yet elite.

happy new year you elitists.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/sex_scandal_teacher_starting_lineup/2960/
- force

http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/sex_scandal_teacher_starting_lineup/2960/
- force

made out with an elementary school teacher last night
but she was younger than me

made out with an elementary school teacher last night
but she was younger than me
- Crimsoninja

Not Elite

happy new year you elitists.
- davies

Tranny. Elite.