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Mike Augello
Commissioner
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Buffalo, NY
Joined: 06.25.2006

Nov 10 @ 4:02 PM ET
Mike Augello: Leafs off-season breakdown - Center
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Nov 10 @ 4:05 PM ET
Zeze. Balsamic and lemon are good on duck if you score the skin and soak it in there.
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Nov 10 @ 4:20 PM ET
Amazing how Feschuk pens a garbage article about an incredibly stupid idea, and a few days later the goof is back on TV.
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Nov 10 @ 4:32 PM ET
Zeze. Balsamic and lemon are good on duck if you score the skin and soak it in there.
- AdamFrench


How does Peking duck go?
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: “Give me Point, Cirelli and Paul all day against anybody.” Mr. Cooper , ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Nov 10 @ 4:33 PM ET
How does Peking duck go?
- TheMussel

I have a feeling there’s a really bad punch line
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Nov 10 @ 4:34 PM ET
I have a feeling there’s a really bad punch line
- Canada Cup

Out the butt!
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Nov 10 @ 4:38 PM ET
NM, found an authentic recipe:

Day one: Slaughter duck. Dress, eviscerate, and rinse. Remove neck bone without breaking skin. Tie neck skin in knot. Apply maltose/soy sauce coating to skin. Hang overnight to dry.

Day two: Use straw to inflate duck skin like a balloon to separate from meat. Blanch duck quickly in boiling water to tighten skin and begin rendering fat. Apply more maltose/soy mixture. Hang overnight to dry again.

Day three: Roast duck while hanging vertically in wood-fired brick oven. Roast until rendered fat from under skin has completely dripped out of duck, basting meat and rendering skin crackly crisp. Serve immediately.
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: “Give me Point, Cirelli and Paul all day against anybody.” Mr. Cooper , ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Nov 10 @ 4:39 PM ET
Out the butt!
- AdamFrench


The answer was staring at me right in the face


Gary says they’re looking at short term hubs (play 10-12 games in one city) and temporary realignment?

https://twitter.com/nhldo.../1326269271123628032?s=12
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Nov 10 @ 4:39 PM ET
The answer was staring at me right in the face


Gary says they’re looking at short term hubs (play 10-12 games in one city) and temporary realignment?

https://twitter.com/nhldo.../1326269271123628032?s=12

- Canada Cup


Fire up the Hubs
mr.sir
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Vancouver Island, BC
Joined: 01.18.2015

Nov 10 @ 4:44 PM ET
the guy who suggested trading Vlad earlier in the blog.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Vlad is a soon to be multi millionaire who does not have the work ethic to get into decent physical shape, despite being surrounded by some of the best resources in the world
( nutritionists, personal trainers etc.)

He also has not shown the drive or intelligence to learn the English language, while most of his Spanish speaking teammates have

He has also underperformed since joining the league

We have Groshans ready and waiting, and could get a good pitcher in return for Vlad, hence why I said earlier that we should CONSIDER trading him
Leafs43
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.16.2010

Nov 10 @ 4:54 PM ET
the guy who suggested trading Vlad earlier in the blog.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Vlad is a soon to be multi millionaire who does not have the work ethic to get into decent physical shape, despite being surrounded by some of the best resources in the world
( nutritionists, personal trainers etc.)

He also has not shown the drive or intelligence to learn the English language, while most of his Spanish speaking teammates have

He has also underperformed since joining the league

We have Groshans ready and waiting, and could get a good pitcher in return for Vlad, hence why I said earlier that we should CONSIDER trading him

- mr.sir


Some of the best hitters in history are fatty fattys.

Probably not a great idea to trade a 21 year old hitter after less than 200 games.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Nov 10 @ 6:04 PM ET
So the Erie PA postal worker who swore he saw postal supervisors backdating ballots has now recanted his testimony.

Oh, but not before raising $134,410 on GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/...the-erie-pa-whistleblower

Truly franking hilarious.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The Name Of The Game Is Hockey, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Nov 10 @ 6:11 PM ET
Zeze. Balsamic and lemon are good on duck if you score the skin and soak it in there.
- AdamFrench


Makes sense. Some acid to cut the rich fat bomb that is duck, the feathered pigs that they are. I might make some kind of blueberry sauce too. I eat blueberries like a stoned bear.
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: “Give me Point, Cirelli and Paul all day against anybody.” Mr. Cooper , ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Nov 10 @ 6:14 PM ET
So the Erie PA postal worker who swore he saw postal supervisors backdating ballots has now recanted his testimony.

Oh, but not before raising $134,410 on GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/...the-erie-pa-whistleblower

Truly franking hilarious.

- Atomic Wedgie


Trump firing all the top people at the Pentagon and replacing them with political hacks is also funny.

Trump telling the heads of all agencies to start preparations for a February budget is kind of funny.

Trump starting the process of hiring up for a second term and Pence telling Republican Senators he’s looking forward to serving with them for another four years is worth a chuckle.

The only saving grace is hopefully that the Four Seasons Gang is as stupid as the postal worker moving and this becomes the dumbest coup in history.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The Name Of The Game Is Hockey, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Nov 10 @ 6:16 PM ET
So the Erie PA postal worker who swore he saw postal supervisors backdating ballots has now recanted his testimony.

Oh, but not before raising $134,410 on GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/...the-erie-pa-whistleblower

Truly franking hilarious.

- Atomic Wedgie


What's truly sad is the entire GOP, the party of learning from adversity, individual responsibility and perseverance, collectively all adopting the Victim Stance.

Wonder why all the Republican Senators and House Reps who won declared victory when the media called it for them?
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Nov 10 @ 6:21 PM ET
What's truly sad is the entire GOP, the party of learning from adversity, individual responsibility and perseverance, collectively all adopting the Victim Stance.

Wonder why all the Republican Senators and House Reps who won declared victory when the media called it for them?

- Zezel


Are these the same macho alpha republicans that can't wear a mask for 5 minutes because they can't breathe and they'll pass out?
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The Name Of The Game Is Hockey, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Nov 10 @ 6:24 PM ET
Trump firing all the top people at the Pentagon and replacing them with political hacks is also funny.

Trump telling the heads of all agencies to start preparations for a February budget is kind of funny.

Trump starting the process of hiring up for a second term and Pence telling Republican Senators he’s looking forward to serving with them for another four years is worth a chuckle.

The only saving grace is hopefully that the Four Seasons Gang is as stupid as the postal worker moving and this becomes the dumbest coup in history.

- Canada Cup


It's The Emperor's New Clothes, going out live. He lost, handily. Everyone knows it.

This might be the most pathetic display of canine conformity to power in modern times. All for one sad, angry man-baby who briefly was the most powerful man on earth but had no clue what that job actually was. I never thought I'd feel actual visceral embarrassment for Trump and his sycophants, but this is an embarrassment against humanity.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The Name Of The Game Is Hockey, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Nov 10 @ 6:28 PM ET
Are these the same macho alpha republicans that can't wear a mask for 5 minutes because they can't breathe and they'll pass out?
- TheMussel


I can't wait for the stupid bumholes who refuse the vaccine to infect each other while the rest of us are drinking Starbucks lattes and having gay interracial orgies carefree in the back seats of electric vehicles.
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: “Give me Point, Cirelli and Paul all day against anybody.” Mr. Cooper , ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Nov 10 @ 6:32 PM ET
What's truly sad is the entire GOP, the party of learning from adversity, individual responsibility and perseverance, collectively all adopting the Victim Stance.

Wonder why all the Republican Senators and House Reps who won declared victory when the media called it for them?

- Zezel


For the last thirty years the GOO has been the party of fiscal conservatism when it comes to social programs, corporate freedom from the constraints of evil government and liberty of the rich to keep almost all their money.

This was all a well functioning gig except for some inconvenient demographic realities that’s been eroding their base. Victim Stance and White Grievance is the language that resonates and Libs stealing an election is as easy to believe as pedophile pizza basements.
mr.sir
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Vancouver Island, BC
Joined: 01.18.2015

Nov 10 @ 6:33 PM ET
Some of the best hitters in history are fatty fattys.

Probably not a great idea to trade a 21 year old hitter after less than 200 games.

- Leafs43

Depends on the return 🤷
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The Name Of The Game Is Hockey, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Nov 10 @ 6:36 PM ET
For the last thirty years the GOO has been the party of fiscal conservatism when it comes to social programs, corporate freedom from the constraints of evil government and liberty of the rich to keep almost all their money.

This was all a well functioning gig except for some inconvenient demographic realities that’s been eroding their base. Victim Stance and White Grievance is the language that resonates and Libs stealing an election is as easy to believe as pedophile pizza basements.

- Canada Cup


And the denial just keeps them further away from the bottoming out, reckoning and rebuilding they so desperately need. They are perpetuating their own contemporary and future irrelevance by not accepting reality.
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Nov 10 @ 6:36 PM ET
For the last thirty years the GOO has been the party of fiscal conservatism when it comes to social programs, corporate freedom from the constraints of evil government and liberty of the rich to keep almost all their money.

This was all a well functioning gig except for some inconvenient demographic realities that’s been eroding their base. Victim Stance and White Grievance is the language that resonates and Libs stealing an election is as easy to believe as pedophile pizza basements.

- Canada Cup


Speaking of pedophile pizza basement, I just ordered some little caesar's for dinner because go redwings
Steven_Seagull
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: AUSTON MATTHEWS IS A LEAF
Joined: 03.03.2016

Nov 10 @ 6:38 PM ET
Depends on the return 🤷
- mr.sir



Jenner and Savard, ah wait, wrong sport.
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: “Give me Point, Cirelli and Paul all day against anybody.” Mr. Cooper , ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Nov 10 @ 6:39 PM ET
It's The Emperor's New Clothes, going out live. He lost, handily. Everyone knows it.

This might be the most pathetic display of canine conformity to power in modern times. All for one sad, angry man-baby who briefly was the most powerful man on earth but had no clue what that job actually was. I never thought I'd feel actual visceral embarrassment for Trump and his sycophants, but this is an embarrassment against humanity.

- Zezel


It’s so bizarre because it’s a combination of a temper tantrum and a coup attempt. I like that Biden’s tone has been a cross between a patient parent and a hostage negotiator. “You know you’re going to have to come out sooner or later, Mr President. Just step away from the Constitution and follow the train of Big Macs out the door.”

I read he’s been scarfing down fast food and aides and been trying to cover up the stench.
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: “Give me Point, Cirelli and Paul all day against anybody.” Mr. Cooper , ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Nov 10 @ 6:40 PM ET
Speaking of pedophile pizza basement, I just ordered some little caesar's for dinner because go redwings
- TheMussel


So who exactly are you going to share this pizza with in your basement? Nope, don’t want to know
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