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ses111
New York Islanders
Joined: 06.07.2008

Sep 8 @ 5:29 PM ET
I think THIS should be your new avi.


- Wildschwein


ses111
New York Islanders
Joined: 06.07.2008

Sep 8 @ 5:30 PM ET

- ses111


What about this?

streaks
New York Islanders
Joined: 02.25.2018

Sep 8 @ 5:30 PM ET


I can guarantee Wednesday. Friday is up in the air though, as my site is due to get shutdown then. I’m hopeful though.

- Wildschwein

Well that makes me feel better. Going into Friday tied in games 1-1 would be a great spot to be in. I thank you In advance for your Wednesday appearance. Please make sure to observe your normal rituals too, as messed up as they are.
Phillywhiteout
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: West Chester, PA
Joined: 08.11.2020

Sep 8 @ 5:33 PM ET
They lost 8-3 to the Flyers in Game 2 of the 1980 Finals and we all know how that turned out.
- NYIFan4Life
Yeah, it turned out that a linesman by the name of Leon Stickle missed a blatant offside call in game 6 that handed the Isles the Cup.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 8 @ 5:33 PM ET
Well that makes me feel better. Going into Friday tied in games 1-1 would be a great spot to be in. I thank you In advance for your Wednesday appearance. Please make sure to observe your normal rituals too, as messed up as they are.
- streaks


Ledecky and Malkin are NOT compensating for all these goats. Just so you know.
JimmyP
New York Islanders
Location: Snow has melted!
Joined: 02.12.2011

Sep 8 @ 5:34 PM ET
Helicopters are fickle machines. I’m forced to honor their schedule.
- Wildschwein


Fixed.

Also I'm not sure how I feel about you working on helicopters.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 8 @ 5:34 PM ET
What about this?


- ses111


That’d work too.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 8 @ 5:36 PM ET
Fixed.

Also I'm not sure how I feel about you working on Helicopters.

- JimmyP


How dare you delete the Queen’s U!

Don’t worry, I won’t be flying it. That is unless something goes terribly (wonderfully 🤔) wrong.
streaks
New York Islanders
Joined: 02.25.2018

Sep 8 @ 5:45 PM ET
Ledecky and Malkin are NOT compensating for all these goats. Just so you know.
- Wildschwein

Well let’s get those bastards to Venmo you some money. If they knew how much impact you have on their success they’d surely oblige.
Queenie_5_hole
New Jersey Devils
Joined: 05.01.2015

Sep 8 @ 5:49 PM ET

That was an ugly and painful trip to the woodshed.

Hope you guys bounce back.

Go Greene!
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 8 @ 5:54 PM ET
Well let’s get those bastards to Venmo you some money. If they knew how much impact you have on their success they’d surely oblige.
- streaks


If the Islanders win the Cup, I humbly request that every regular on this board purchase and ship me one goat.

Except MDW. Sacrificial goats need be virgin, and there is no way any goat of his reaches me in that condition.
JimmyP
New York Islanders
Location: Snow has melted!
Joined: 02.12.2011

Sep 8 @ 5:54 PM ET
How dare you delete the Queen’s U!

Don’t worry, I won’t be flying it. That is unless something goes terribly (wonderfully 🤔) wrong.

- Wildschwein


She's still alive? How old is that old bat now? 127? 142? Royalty is annoying.
JohnScammo
New York Islanders
Location: Now I can sell you a bridge AND a team in Brooklyn
Joined: 10.14.2014

Sep 8 @ 5:57 PM ET
She's still alive? How old is that old bat now? 127? 142? Royalty is annoying.
- JimmyP

I believe she sent in the Red Coats to secure the muskets at Lexington and Concord.
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Sep 8 @ 6:00 PM ET
Couldn’t catch the game last night. What were your impressions of Greiss and Varlamov?
- Wildschwein

Greiss’s goals weren’t on him Varlamov once again looked lost. The norm with him he’s lights out for a stretch then looks high on heroin for a stretch.
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Sep 8 @ 6:02 PM ET
If the Islanders win the Cup, I humbly request that every regular on this board purchase and ship me one goat.

Except MDW. Sacrificial goats need be virgin, and there is no way any goat of his reaches me in that condition.

- Wildschwein

What kind of virgin are we talking about? I knew this girl one time...
streaks
New York Islanders
Joined: 02.25.2018

Sep 8 @ 6:05 PM ET
Greiss’s goals weren’t on him Varlamov once again looked lost. The norm with him he’s lights out for a stretch then looks high on heroin for a stretch.
- Cptmjl

Maybe we could connect him with our former standout and Vezina finalist goaltender Robin Lehner. 😆😆
streaks
New York Islanders
Joined: 02.25.2018

Sep 8 @ 6:16 PM ET
If the Islanders win the Cup, I humbly request that every regular on this board purchase and ship me one goat.

Except MDW. Sacrificial goats need be virgin, and there is no way any goat of his reaches me in that condition.

- Wildschwein

I cannot speak to the sanctity of his pledge of goats, but there are a few on here I may question. Nonetheless, your request is granted. The post office, however, may not appreciate this. Especially on a hot summer day.
JimmyP
New York Islanders
Location: Snow has melted!
Joined: 02.12.2011

Sep 8 @ 6:31 PM ET
I believe she sent in the Red Coats to secure the muskets at Lexington and Concord.
- JohnScammo


Pfft, that wasn't her. That was King George - unless she was disguised and cross dressing at the time! Sneaky old bat!
JohnScammo
New York Islanders
Location: Now I can sell you a bridge AND a team in Brooklyn
Joined: 10.14.2014

Sep 8 @ 6:37 PM ET
Pfft, that wasn't her. That was King George - unless she was disguised and cross dressing at the time! Sneaky old bat!
- JimmyP

Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 8 @ 6:49 PM ET
What kind of virgin are we talking about? I knew this girl one time...
- Cptmjl


Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 8 @ 6:50 PM ET
She's still alive? How old is that old bat now? 127? 142? Royalty is annoying.
- JimmyP


She’s 94, as all good colonialists should know.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 8 @ 6:51 PM ET
I cannot speak to the sanctity of his pledge of goats, but there are a few on here I may question. Nonetheless, your request is granted. The post office, however, may not appreciate this. Especially on a hot summer day.
- streaks


USPS can shove it. They lost two of my packages this summer.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 8 @ 6:53 PM ET
Pfft, that wasn't her. That was King George - unless she was disguised and cross dressing at the time! Sneaky old bat!
- JimmyP


Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Sep 8 @ 6:58 PM ET
We win last night with tavares on the team
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Sep 8 @ 7:01 PM ET
We win last night with tavares on the team
- Upstate_isles


Not true. I read that Kucherov is a semi-professional snake charmer in the offseason.
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