I think THIS should be your new avi.


- Wildschwein

- ses111

What about this?

I can guarantee Wednesday. Friday is up in the air though, as my site is due to get shutdown then. I’m hopeful though.
- Wildschwein

Well that makes me feel better. Going into Friday tied in games 1-1 would be a great spot to be in. I thank you In advance for your Wednesday appearance. Please make sure to observe your normal rituals too, as messed up as they are.

They lost 8-3 to the Flyers in Game 2 of the 1980 Finals and we all know how that turned out.
- NYIFan4Life

Yeah, it turned out that a linesman by the name of Leon Stickle missed a blatant offside call in game 6 that handed the Isles the Cup.

Well that makes me feel better. Going into Friday tied in games 1-1 would be a great spot to be in. I thank you In advance for your Wednesday appearance. Please make sure to observe your normal rituals too, as messed up as they are.
- streaks

Ledecky and Malkin are NOT compensating for all these goats. Just so you know.

Helicopters are fickle machines. I’m forced to honor their schedule.
- Wildschwein

Fixed.

Also I'm not sure how I feel about you working on helicopters.

What about this?


- ses111

That’d work too.

Fixed.

Also I'm not sure how I feel about you working on Helicopters.
- JimmyP

How dare you delete the Queen’s U!

Don’t worry, I won’t be flying it. That is unless something goes terribly (wonderfully 🤔) wrong.

Ledecky and Malkin are NOT compensating for all these goats. Just so you know.
- Wildschwein

Well let’s get those bastards to Venmo you some money. If they knew how much impact you have on their success they’d surely oblige.

That was an ugly and painful trip to the woodshed.

Hope you guys bounce back.

Go Greene!

Well let’s get those bastards to Venmo you some money. If they knew how much impact you have on their success they’d surely oblige.
- streaks

If the Islanders win the Cup, I humbly request that every regular on this board purchase and ship me one goat.

Except MDW. Sacrificial goats need be virgin, and there is no way any goat of his reaches me in that condition.

How dare you delete the Queen’s U!

Don’t worry, I won’t be flying it. That is unless something goes terribly (wonderfully 🤔) wrong.
- Wildschwein

She's still alive? How old is that old bat now? 127? 142? Royalty is annoying.

She's still alive? How old is that old bat now? 127? 142? Royalty is annoying.
- JimmyP

I believe she sent in the Red Coats to secure the muskets at Lexington and Concord.

Couldn’t catch the game last night. What were your impressions of Greiss and Varlamov?
- Wildschwein

Greiss’s goals weren’t on him Varlamov once again looked lost. The norm with him he’s lights out for a stretch then looks high on heroin for a stretch.

If the Islanders win the Cup, I humbly request that every regular on this board purchase and ship me one goat.

Except MDW. Sacrificial goats need be virgin, and there is no way any goat of his reaches me in that condition.
- Wildschwein

What kind of virgin are we talking about? I knew this girl one time...

Greiss’s goals weren’t on him Varlamov once again looked lost. The norm with him he’s lights out for a stretch then looks high on heroin for a stretch.
- Cptmjl

Maybe we could connect him with our former standout and Vezina finalist goaltender Robin Lehner. 😆😆

If the Islanders win the Cup, I humbly request that every regular on this board purchase and ship me one goat.

Except MDW. Sacrificial goats need be virgin, and there is no way any goat of his reaches me in that condition.
- Wildschwein

I cannot speak to the sanctity of his pledge of goats, but there are a few on here I may question. Nonetheless, your request is granted. The post office, however, may not appreciate this. Especially on a hot summer day.

I believe she sent in the Red Coats to secure the muskets at Lexington and Concord.
- JohnScammo

Pfft, that wasn't her. That was King George - unless she was disguised and cross dressing at the time! Sneaky old bat!

Pfft, that wasn't her. That was King George - unless she was disguised and cross dressing at the time! Sneaky old bat!
- JimmyP

What kind of virgin are we talking about? I knew this girl one time...
- Cptmjl

She's still alive? How old is that old bat now? 127? 142? Royalty is annoying.
- JimmyP

She’s 94, as all good colonialists should know.

I cannot speak to the sanctity of his pledge of goats, but there are a few on here I may question. Nonetheless, your request is granted. The post office, however, may not appreciate this. Especially on a hot summer day.
- streaks

USPS can shove it. They lost two of my packages this summer.

Pfft, that wasn't her. That was King George - unless she was disguised and cross dressing at the time! Sneaky old bat!
- JimmyP

We win last night with tavares on the team

We win last night with tavares on the team
- Upstate_isles

Not true. I read that Kucherov is a semi-professional snake charmer in the offseason.