what's up with my number 1 fan?
- deadpoulet

#1 by default

#1 by default
- mr.peanut

lol.

So what's up?

racist
- deadpoulet

Is it racist to not want to be kept up by a guy washing his dishes while singing at 2:30 am?

Is it racist to not want to be kept up by a guy washing his dishes while singing at 2:30 am?
- jugkope

respect his culture

respect his culture
- deadpoulet

That's not his culture that's just him being an bumhole with no respects for others.

That's not his culture that's just him being an bumhole with no respects for others.
- jugkope

you may have a point.

Do you have a date coming up?

you may have a point.

Do you have a date coming up?
- deadpoulet

In a few days, provided the lack of sleep doesn't stop me.

In a few days, provided the lack of sleep doesn't stop me.
- jugkope

Who's the lucky girl?

Who's the lucky girl?
- deadpoulet

I don't know.

The unlucky girl is probably the one going on a date with me however.

I don't know.

The unlucky girl is probably the one going on a date with me however.
- jugkope

Same girl you always talk about or another one?

Stop saying that about yourself dude. It will be a turn off for all the women.

lol.

So what's up?
- deadpoulet

bunch of stuff

you?

Same girl you always talk about or another one?

Stop saying that about yourself dude. It will be a turn off for all the women.
- deadpoulet

Not the same one, obviously. The one I always talk about has a boyfriend.

Just one I met online.

bunch of stuff

you?
- mr.peanut

About to leave for work.

About to leave for work.
- deadpoulet

call in sick

call in sick
- mr.peanut

oh boy, that would really put them into trouble.

I'm the only staff member this evening. In my department anyway.

call in sick
- mr.peanut

Heck, you could call in dead.

Heck, you could call in dead.
- Darksyde

it shocks his employer that a dead chicken comes into work

oh boy, that would really put them into trouble.

I'm the only staff member this evening. In my department anyway.
- deadpoulet

burn the place down

burn the place down
- mr.peanut

they should because of bed bugs.

DEADPOULET HAS BED BUGS

HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI

DEADPOULET HAS BED BUGS

HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI
- mr.peanut

Still not as annoying as blockmate.

Still not as annoying as blockmate.
- jugkope

burn him alive

burn him alive
- mr.peanut

Then they'd send me to jail.

Probably better accommodations.

Then they'd send me to jail.

Probably better accommodations.
- jugkope

i thought you could get away with that in a 3rd world country