is that Mittlfat you are talking about? maybe he is storing up fat for the long winter
- SabresFaninIndiana

Yeah, he sounded really confident actually. Said he wasn't happy with last year and has been hitting the weights. All the stuff players know to say, but at least he said it.

8.4 body fat I need proof of that lol and zero abs like I call horse poop

I’m at 7 %
- gerbe75pts

I'm going to hire someone to poop on your bedroom floor.

back reading was painful


if reinhart has chemistry in camp with casey, watch cozens flank eichel on top line
- homiedclown

I am fine with cozens with Eichel and Reinhart drive the 2nd line.

Olofsson - eichel - cozens
Skinner mitts Reinhart.

Yes no maybe? Or flip VO and skinner

I'm so tired of everyone saying that elite talent cannot be found in remote areas. About 20 years ago the the Rangers played an exhibition game against a team from a remote area of Alaska and barely escaped with a one goal victory. They signed two of the opposing players to minor league deals right after the game.
- Chris16

The day a useful player comes out of a place like Arizona, I'll agree with you


I feel the need to say this is sarcasm

The day a useful player comes out of a place like Arizona, I'll agree with you


I feel the need to say this is sarcasm
- jcragcrumple

well.. no good hockey player has EVER come from Botswana

I want Cozens playing all preseason and the first nine games in a top 9, hopefully mostly top six and a few top 3 roll. Let's see this poop.

Rumor has it he's under the magical 8.27% body fat, which would make him a sure fire NHLer... If of course he didn't hail from the Yukon. Poor sap.

I am fine with cozens with Eichel and Reinhart drive the 2nd line.

Olofsson - eichel - cozens
Skinner mitts Reinhart.

Yes no maybe? Or flip VO and skinner
- Sabretooth9

i dont think you split Skinner and Eichel unless it becomes evident it needs to happen to spread out the scoring

I want Cozens playing all preseason and the first nine games in a top 9, hopefully mostly top six and a few top 3 roll. Let's see this poop.

Rumor has it he's under the magical 8.27% body fat, which would make him a sure fire NHLer... If of course he didn't hail from the Yukon. Poor sap.
- TheSabresTaco

well see gerbe pointed out his body fat percentage is too low and he needs to put on weight.

I'm going to hire someone to poop on your bedroom floor.
- TheSabresTaco

I ate at El Canelo yesterday, I might be your man for this.

The day a useful player comes out of a place like Arizona, I'll agree with you


I feel the need to say this is sarcasm
- jcragcrumple

There's a decent kid with two first names that comes out of AZ, and his hairlip is (frank)ing weird. So many reasons not to trust him.

well see gerbe pointed out his body fat percentage is too low and he needs to put on weight.
- SabresFaninIndiana

I didn't receive the memo that his opinions held more than 0% body fat

I ate at El Canelo yesterday, I might be your man for this.
- RhinoFan

I need you to eat there for a week straight, give me a call.

I need you to really Randy Marsh this thing.

well see gerbe pointed out his body fat percentage is too low and he needs to put on weight.
- SabresFaninIndiana

Actually Cozens clocks in around 215 so I doubt his body fat is low.

There's a decent kid with two first names that comes out of AZ, and his hairlip is (frank)ing weird. So many reasons not to trust him.
- TheSabresTaco

He also wears stupid elf shoes and ladies petite dress pants

Actually Cozens clocks in around 215 so I doubt his body fat is low.
- matty12345

he looks skinny but yes i think he will be fine.

he looks skinny but yes i think he will be fine.
- SabresFaninIndiana

I can't BELIEVE he hasn't filled out his body yet, being 18. What a (frank)ing joke.

I'm going to hire someone to poop on your bedroom floor.
- TheSabresTaco

Don't bother.

He's been stepping in his own bullsh!t all morning.

No wonder why his feet stink.

Don't bother.

He's been stepping in his own bullsh!t all morning.

No wonder why his feet stink.
- Powerslave

Profanely creative. I like it.

Don't bother.

He's been stepping in his own bullsh!t all morning.

No wonder why his feet stink.
- Powerslave

oh my

this is a very good post

Gerbe working out every morning at 5 am

WHO (frank)ING CARES?!!

If the kid can play hockey and play it well, then who the (frank) CARES?!

(Well, besides you, because you're obviously obsessed with such things)
- Powerslave

Phil Esposito agrees with this comment.

Don't bother.

He's been stepping in his own bullsh!t all morning.

No wonder why his feet stink.
- Powerslave

Bravo, this wins.

😁

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I absolutely love tennis you would be done in 10 minutes passed out
- gerbe75pts

Who cares ? It ain't a contact or team sport . Sad little man