Ryan Wilson: Penguins down another defenseman Penguins down another defenseman

fist

ive waited my whole life for this opportunity.

id like to thank my mom for all her support. my wife for nothing. my kids for always being there.

third

Oh lord, Helm on the second line...

Man we just can’t catch a break with these injuries...

"The Penguins will only have themselves to blame if they come away with less than two points"

Who wants to bet that if the Pens do lose, RW will gladly cherry pick his choices of graphs and funny other charts of who to blame for the loss instead of the group as a whole?

Choice are as follows:

A: Jack Johnson
B: Jack Johnson
C: Jack Johnson
D: Jack Johnson

Only one choice per vote please!

"The Penguins will only have themselves to blame if they come away with less than two points"

Who wants to bet that if the Pens do lose, RW will gladly cherry pick his choices of graphs and funny other charts of who to blame for the loss instead of the group as a whole?

Choice are as follows:

A: Jack Johnson
B: Jack Johnson
C: Jack Johnson
D: Jack Johnson

Only one choice per vote please!
- Darklight11

wut.

"wut"

Pretty self explanatory...

"wut"

Pretty self explanatory...
- Darklight11

Looks like a bunch of nonsense to me.

"Looks like a bunch of nonsense to me"

Try looking at it backwards? If not then maybe stop looking?

Win both games. Just let us score a combined 17 goals. All I ask.

Win both games. Just let us score a combined 17 goals. All I ask.
- RafiDRW

The number of goals is irrelevant. The differential is what’s important for the tie-breaker.

The number of goals is irrelevant. The differential is what’s important for the tie-breaker.
- Rinosaur

Don’t give a poop about tie breakers. I just want some yoots scoring. But also want Kakko.

Don’t give a poop about tie breakers. I just want some yoots scoring. But also want Kakko.
- RafiDRW

Shall we put this in writing?

Shall we put this in writing?
- Rinosaur

Sure. Whatever. Taco with two hat tricks between the games.

Sure. Whatever. Taco with two hat tricks between the games.
- RafiDRW

Taco?

He he dark light

I heard that if it were the playoffs Dumo could absolutely play, so doesn't seem serious but may as well rest him at least a game. I think he'll be back at least by last game.

5-3 Pens

"Looks like a bunch of nonsense to me"

Try looking at it backwards? If not then maybe stop looking?
- Darklight11

Tried. Still didn't make sense.

5-3 Pens
- DeflatedPucks

They played already?!?

Well that seals it. Johnson-Schultz has been deemed a playoff worthy pairing by the powers that be.

They played already?!?
- Rinosaur

Yup. Head to yo nearest betting shop and put the dough down.

"Tried. Still didn't make sense"

I bet looking in the mirror doesn't make much sense either.

"Tried. Still didn't make sense"

I bet looking in the mirror doesn't make much sense either.
- Darklight11