Also..5 minutes should be more than enough for a fart to dissipate... how bad are your farts man !!
- Xizord

I had eggs at lunch

No, the problem is people..
- pete26

The losers are the people

The EU is asking to form an army. You do the math.
- AdamFrench

think it's gonna center on India and Pakistan. not a chance those two don't blow each other up.

- dt99999

Flingstone??

Crazy Leo..

My poop is about 78% plastic.





edit: the remaining 22% is Fritos
- dt99999

and fritos are 88% plastic

The losers are the people
- BashCH

I left my faith in humanity on Bourbon Street a few years back..

Shoot.

Ah (frank) it im on my phone
- Fredo

Why do you want to shot eagles in the face mannnne ?

Flingstone??

Crazy Leo..
- pete26

Flint

But its because they fling stones around

Badum tisssssssss

and fritos are 88% plastic
- Symba.007

Wait...Dan's a plastic extruder??

8 min before my weekly staff meeting

Everytime I die a little inside

8 min before my weekly staff meeting

Everytime I die a little inside
- Xizord

DON"T FART!

DON"T FART!
- pete26

Well I can always blame it on the next guy

Its him, he had Eggs at lunch !

Well I can always blame it on the next guy

Its him, he had Eggs at lunch !
- Xizord

if it makes you guys feel any better i took a debilitating three-flusher in an unfamiliar bathroom a few hours ago and left the door wide open when i left. i thought about going back to close the door so the (incredibly) offensive odor would not escape into the small hallway and reception area but it was too late to turn back.

if it makes you guys feel any better i took a debilitating three-flusher in an unfamiliar bathroom a few hours ago and left the door wide open when i left. i thought about going back to close the door so the (incredibly) offensive odor would not escape into the small hallway and reception area but it was too late to turn back.
- kicksave856

i average 3 flushed. wussy.

i average 3 flushed. wussy.
- DoubleDown

- kicksave856

He was raped alot as a child, some sphicters have loosened up

Playoff race and im still getting emails with discounted tickets

He was raped alot as a child, some sphicters have loosened up
- Fredo

Fred? Fred?


FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Fred? Fred?


FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
- AdamFrench

helloui?

Fred? Fred?


FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
- AdamFrench

He was last seen wearing a clown outfit.

i average 3 flushed. wussy.
- DoubleDown

We were at a terrible all inclusive resort in Ixtapa about 15 years ago, most people in our group got sick at least once in our 7 day stay.

Anyway one morning we were having a coffee in the lobby and this dude jumps up and makes a mad dash for the elevator.

His white shorts he was wearing gave away the reason for his emergency.

Not sure why I felt the need to share that with you..

Fred? Fred?


FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
- AdamFrench

I’m sleepy

We were at a terrible all inclusive resort in Ixtapa about 15 years ago, most people in our group got sick at least once in our 7 day stay.

Anyway one morning we were having a coffee in the lobby and this dude jumps up and makes a mad dash for the elevator.

His white shorts he was wearing gave away the reason for his emergency.

Not sure why I felt the need to share that with you..
- pete26

had a guy who had gastro in ball team but coach still wanted him to play. Had to switch him in the first inning because he slid into second base and when he got up the brown on his pants wasn’t just clay

I've never observed another man's feces.