I know. But when I did it, it wasn't reported all over the internet.
- eichiefs9

I am so thankful when I was in HS and the few years after no one had cell phones, never mind cameras and video on them.

Everyone of us has been drunk and gone in a place we are not proud of.
- mdw7413

I had to go so bad one day in the mail truck and the nearest bathroom was to far. I wasn’t gonna make it. So I sat myself on one of those mail buckets you’ll see, and dropped a soggy deuce and threw the bucket into the woods I was sober at the time tho haha.

I had to go so bad one day in the mail truck and the nearest bathroom was to far. I wasn’t gonna make it. So I sat myself on one of those mail buckets you’ll see, and dropped a soggy deuce and threw the bucket into the woods I was sober at the time tho haha.
- Slimtj100

I had to go so bad one day in the mail truck and the nearest bathroom was to far. I wasn’t gonna make it. So I sat myself on one of those mail buckets you’ll see, and dropped a soggy deuce and threw the bucket into the woods I was sober at the time tho haha.
- Slimtj100

Try having to take a dump duck hunting in January. You'd think having to expose your nether-regions to the elements that time of the year would be the worst thing, right? Nope. It's making sure your waders, which you have to peel all the way down, are properly moved out of the "landing zone", otherwise you're putting them back on with some, well....you get the idea.

I started buying Immodium after that and taking it every time I hunt just for the peace of mind.

I had to go so bad one day in the mail truck and the nearest bathroom was to far. I wasn’t gonna make it. So I sat myself on one of those mail buckets you’ll see, and dropped a soggy deuce and threw the bucket into the woods I was sober at the time tho haha.
- Slimtj100

All that tainted mail.

Try having to take a dump duck hunting in January. You'd think having to expose your nether-regions to the elements that time of the year would be the worst thing, right? Nope. It's making sure your waders, which you have to peel all the way down, are properly moved out of the "landing zone", otherwise you're putting them back on with some, well....you get the idea.

I started buying Immodium after that and taking it every time I hunt just for the peace of mind.
- eichiefs9

The funniest story I ever heard was from my sister. She wasn't the one who was affected, but involved her and two friends, tijuana, a jeep with no AC and a very long wait to get back into San Diego.

Try having to take a dump duck hunting in January. You'd think having to expose your nether-regions to the elements that time of the year would be the worst thing, right? Nope. It's making sure your waders, which you have to peel all the way down, are properly moved out of the "landing zone", otherwise you're putting them back on with some, well....you get the idea.

I started buying Immodium after that and taking it every time I hunt just for the peace of mind.
- eichiefs9

. Kick me in the nuts all you want, or whatever you can think of, but there isn’t a worse feeling in the world then having to take a serious dump that can’t wait and not be near a bathroom and for however long it takes to get to one.

The funniest story I ever heard was from my sister. She wasn't the one who was affected, but involved her and two friends, tijuana, a jeep with no AC and a very long wait to get back into San Diego.
- mdw7413

The funniest story I ever heard was from my sister. She wasn't the one who was affected, but involved her and two friends, tijuana, a jeep with no AC and a very long wait to get back into San Diego.
- mdw7413

3 girls, one jeep.

. Kick me in the nuts all you want, or whatever you can think of, but there isn’t a worse feeling in the world then having to take a serious dump that can’t wait and not be near a bathroom and for however long it takes to get to one.
- Slimtj100

Yeah it's a pretty terrible feeling.

Try having to take a dump duck hunting in January. You'd think having to expose your nether-regions to the elements that time of the year would be the worst thing, right? Nope. It's making sure your waders, which you have to peel all the way down, are properly moved out of the "landing zone", otherwise you're putting them back on with some, well....you get the idea.

I started buying Immodium after that and taking it every time I hunt just for the peace of mind.
- eichiefs9

I pregame with Immodium for certain things. Snow boarding and when we flew to Europe are two times. I'm not poopting on a plane or in my snow pants.

The funniest story I ever heard was from my sister. She wasn't the one who was affected, but involved her and two friends, tijuana, a jeep with no AC and a very long wait to get back into San Diego.
- mdw7413

Seems like three girls driving through Tijuana could have suffered a much worse fate, despite that still being (I assume) a pretty terrible scenario.

I hope it was at least a Wrangler with the top off.

I pregame with Immodium for certain things. Snow boarding and when we flew to Europe are two times. I'm not poopting on a plane or in my snow pants.
- JRR1285

Yeah I take it when I fly too (along with, occasionally, enough Xanax to kill a horse). Hunting, flying...pretty much anywhere where I'm stuck in a confined space for awhile with no good dumping options.

If I know I'm drinking a lot for a special occasion, I load up on Pedialyte too. The grape one tastes pretty good and saves my life. I usually chug as much of a full-sized bottle as I can stomach before bed.

All that tainted mail.
- JRR1285

The bucket was empty haha 😂

Yeah I take it when I fly too (along with, occasionally, enough Xanax to kill a horse). Hunting, flying...pretty much anywhere where I'm stuck in a confined space for awhile with no good dumping options.
- eichiefs9

Flying stress you out? I just assume I'm gonna die and I'm just kind of like whatever when I don't.

The bucket was empty haha 😂
- Slimtj100

But it was near other mail. You know particles went everywhere.

3 girls, one jeep.
- tomburton99

Flying stress you out? I just assume I'm gonna die and I'm just kind of like whatever when I don't.
- JRR1285

The whole act of flying stresses me out, but nobody can seem to understand that it's not a fear of flying. I don't like waiting on lines to be molested and being crammed into a soda can with a bunch of smelly garbage humans that have no regard for anyone else. I'm not afraid of the plane crashing, but Xanax makes the whole experience less-terrible. And if I decide to have a few drinks, I usually just don't remember the entire flight.

Seems like three girls driving through Tijuana could have suffered a much worse fate, despite that still being (I assume) a pretty terrible scenario.

I hope it was at least a Wrangler with the top off.
- eichiefs9

Nope. And the best part was my sister never drove stick, and she was the only one who was ok so she had to drive.

The whole act of flying stresses me out, but nobody can seem to understand that it's not a fear of flying. I don't like waiting on lines to be molested and being crammed into a soda can with a bunch of smelly garbage humans that have no regard for anyone else. I'm not afraid of the plane crashing, but Xanax makes the whole experience less-terrible. And if I decide to have a few drinks, I usually just don't remember the entire flight.
- eichiefs9

Those are all solid reasons. I get seriously stressed about going through security since it takes so long and the last 2 out of 3 times we had a toddler with us. She has been great but carrying her car seat and stroller with 3 luggage bags and two personal items is a bit much.

Nope. And the best part was my sister never drove stick, and she was the only one who was ok so she had to drive.
- mdw7413

Yeesh. I can't imagine being hungover and having to dump while sitting on a traffic line waiting to get out of a third-world country I'd roll down the window and tell the border patrol that there was a kilo of blow in the car just so they could take me somewhere with a bathroom.

Those are all solid reasons. I get seriously stressed about going through security since it takes so long and the last 2 out of 3 times we had a toddler with us. She has been great but carrying her car seat and stroller with 3 luggage bags and two personal items is a bit much.
- JRR1285

Yeah that's gotta be a nightmare.

You should pay the $80 or whatever and get the expedited security card from TSA. My GF did it and she breezes right through. We booked our Costa Rica flights through her and I actually got to use the expedited line with her, which was a pretty awesome surprise.

Yeesh. I can't imagine being hungover and having to dump while sitting on a traffic line waiting to get out of a third-world country I'd roll down the window and tell the border patrol that there was a kilo of blow in the car just so they could take me somewhere with a bathroom.
- eichiefs9

You'd probably just end up cuffed to a pole with poop in your pants while people drive by.

The funniest story I ever heard was from my sister. She wasn't the one who was affected, but involved her and two friends, tijuana, a jeep with no AC and a very long wait to get back into San Diego.
- mdw7413

My friend had a moment that went like this

-Got drunk
-Slept for a couple hours
-Woke up to go play golf
-Puts on almost see through white golf pants
-buys a jug of Apple Juice at the store
-hits his first drive
-bumpy ride in the golf cart leads to...

A deucy mess in those see through pants

But it was near other mail. You know particles went everywhere.
- JRR1285

Nah I was careful lmao