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Wildschwein
Location: Jumping ship from the Oil to the Isles is like jumping from the Titanic directly onto the Bismark
Joined: 11.17.2012

Dec 10 @ 10:17 AM ET
Is there a difference in the blade sharpness required to effectively shave a moist beaver as opposed to a wet or dry one?
- JimmyP


Indeed there is.

Beavers secrete natural oils and tend to become more slippery when wet. Thus you can get away with a slightly less honed blade if the beaver is moist.

However shaving a dry beaver, while still possible, often leads to a very irritable mammal attempting to female dog slap you and/or gnaw off your genitals.
Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Dec 10 @ 10:20 AM ET


Yep. It's all interpretation. Not to mention the twisting of words.

- Isleshockeyman

What do you mean? That never happens here

JohnScammo
New York Islanders
Location: Now I can sell you a bridge AND a team in Brooklyn
Joined: 10.14.2014

Dec 10 @ 10:39 AM ET
You sir are a bloody cad.

Canadian tradition dictates that the blade be sharp enough to shave a moist beaver, and that they who are to be castrated, be provided with a mickey of Alberta Premium no less than one half hour before the cut is to be made.

- Wildschwein

You Canadians show a lot of class....

Wildschwein
Location: Jumping ship from the Oil to the Isles is like jumping from the Titanic directly onto the Bismark
Joined: 11.17.2012

Dec 10 @ 10:41 AM ET
You Canadians show a lot of class....


- JohnScammo


What else would you expect from a nation that gained their independence by asking nicely.
JohnScammo
New York Islanders
Location: Now I can sell you a bridge AND a team in Brooklyn
Joined: 10.14.2014

Dec 10 @ 10:42 AM ET
😂

Wasn’t just your post there were two yesterday taking what I said and misunderstanding what I was throwing out there. I had to stop it so I didn’t have to waste three pages explaining myself😂

- Cptmjl

Yeah, I understood your point from the beginning. I was just emphasizing that it (Barzal and JHS as linemates) seemed highly unlikely as it made no sense.
JohnScammo
New York Islanders
Location: Now I can sell you a bridge AND a team in Brooklyn
Joined: 10.14.2014

Dec 10 @ 10:44 AM ET
What else would you expect from a nation that gained their independence by asking nicely.
- Wildschwein

You guys are independent? Congratulations! I still see the Queen on your money..... or at least I did the last time I looked at your currency.
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Dec 10 @ 10:54 AM ET
Yeah, I understood your point from the beginning. I was just emphasizing that it (Barzal and JHS as linemates) seemed highly unlikely as it made no sense.
- JohnScammo

I hear ya.
JohnScammo
New York Islanders
Location: Now I can sell you a bridge AND a team in Brooklyn
Joined: 10.14.2014

Dec 10 @ 10:56 AM ET
I hear ya.
- Cptmjl

Now watch Barry put them on the same line.
JimmyP
New York Islanders
Location: Snow has melted!
Joined: 02.12.2011

Dec 10 @ 11:09 AM ET
Indeed there is.

Beavers secrete natural oils and tend to become more slippery when wet. Thus you can get away with a slightly less honed blade if the beaver is moist.

However shaving a dry beaver, while still possible, often leads to a very irritable mammal attempting to female dog slap you and/or gnaw off your genitals.

- Wildschwein


I didn't realize the beaver would be awake. I assumed you'd feed it Labatt Blue® until it passed out. Then you'd shave it and split, leaving a cold and confused beaver to wake up and question it's life choices.
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Dec 10 @ 11:14 AM ET
Now watch Barry put them on the same line.
- JohnScammo

and they put up nine points between them. Then I’ll take credit for coming up with the idea😂
JimmyP
New York Islanders
Location: Snow has melted!
Joined: 02.12.2011

Dec 10 @ 11:28 AM ET
Anyone else expecting the Isles to get spanked again tonight? I hope it's not as bad as Thursday.
Wildschwein
Location: Jumping ship from the Oil to the Isles is like jumping from the Titanic directly onto the Bismark
Joined: 11.17.2012

Dec 10 @ 11:39 AM ET
You guys are independent? Congratulations! I still see the Queen on your money..... or at least I did the last time I looked at your currency.
- JohnScammo


It's complicated.

Though it won't be so bad when this hottie graces the Loonie.

Wildschwein
Location: Jumping ship from the Oil to the Isles is like jumping from the Titanic directly onto the Bismark
Joined: 11.17.2012

Dec 10 @ 11:41 AM ET
I didn't realize the beaver would be awake. I assumed you'd feed it Labatt Blue® until it passed out. Then you'd shave it and split, leaving a cold and confused beaver to wake up and question it's life choices.
- JimmyP


Jimmy, you just earned yourself honorary Canadian status.
David_Volek
New York Islanders
Location: Garth Snow is an A$$ hole
Joined: 05.01.2013

Dec 10 @ 11:41 AM ET
Anyone else expecting the Isles to get spanked again tonight? I hope it's not as bad as Thursday.
- JimmyP

I going to go out on a limb and predict we win after Trotz puts Barzal and HoSang together on a line and they combine for nine points.
JohnScammo
New York Islanders
Location: Now I can sell you a bridge AND a team in Brooklyn
Joined: 10.14.2014

Dec 10 @ 11:50 AM ET
I going to go out on a limb and predict we win after Trotz puts Barzal and HoSang together on a line and they combine for nine points.
- David_Volek

JohnScammo
New York Islanders
Location: Now I can sell you a bridge AND a team in Brooklyn
Joined: 10.14.2014

Dec 10 @ 11:51 AM ET
It's complicated.

Though it won't be so bad when this hottie graces the Loonie.


- Wildschwein

Nice quads!
JimmyP
New York Islanders
Location: Snow has melted!
Joined: 02.12.2011

Dec 10 @ 11:56 AM ET
Jimmy, you just earned yourself honorary Canadian status.
- Wildschwein


Are you sure? As a New Yorker I'm allergic to apologizing and I think Justin Trudeau is a wuss. On the other hand I have drank my share of Molson Bradors.
JimmyP
New York Islanders
Location: Snow has melted!
Joined: 02.12.2011

Dec 10 @ 11:57 AM ET
I going to go out on a limb and predict we win after Trotz puts Barzal and HoSang together on a line and they combine for nine points.
- David_Volek




Watch them only get 8 points and people start ripping on Cpt.
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Dec 10 @ 12:04 PM ET


Watch them only get 8 points and people start ripping on Cpt.

- JimmyP

Everything sucks
UIF
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 01.09.2009

Dec 10 @ 12:19 PM ET
I going to go out on a limb and predict we win after Trotz puts Barzal and HoSang together on a line and they combine for nine points.
- David_Volek



Arthur Staple
‏Verified account @StapeAthletic
1h1 hour ago

Ho-Sang is the only forward staying on for extra work this AM. Pretty much confirms he’s not playing tonight.


He'll really show what he's got from the press box
ses111
New York Islanders
Location: United States, NY
Joined: 06.07.2008

Dec 10 @ 12:22 PM ET
Arthur Staple
‏Verified account @StapeAthletic
1h1 hour ago

Ho-Sang is the only forward staying on for extra work this AM. Pretty much confirms he’s not playing tonight.


He'll really show what he's got from the press box

- UIF


Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Dec 10 @ 12:24 PM ET
Arthur Staple
‏Verified account @StapeAthletic
1h1 hour ago

Ho-Sang is the only forward staying on for extra work this AM. Pretty much confirms he’s not playing tonight.


He'll really show what he's got from the press box

- UIF

If our forward group was even playing mediocre I could understand this but the fact that we’ve been having a hard time scoring and our power play is a dysfucntional disaster I don’t get it. Not really sending a clear message about accountability not sure if juggling the lines is getting the point across.
ses111
New York Islanders
Location: United States, NY
Joined: 06.07.2008

Dec 10 @ 12:25 PM ET
If our forward group was even playing mediocre I could understand this but the fact that we’ve been having a hard time scoring and our power play is a dysfucntional disaster I don’t get it. Not really sending a clear message about accountability.
- Cptmjl


Lou and Barry are doing things the complete opposite of Garth and Cappy.

niteislander
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 01.13.2010

Dec 10 @ 12:26 PM ET
Arthur Staple
‏Verified account @StapeAthletic
1h1 hour ago

Ho-Sang is the only forward staying on for extra work this AM. Pretty much confirms he’s not playing tonight.


He'll really show what he's got from the press box

- UIF


Frustrating... I get they are doing the whole tough love thing with him, but it gets friggin old. If we ever get a line up with him Barzal, and Bouv in it flying around the ice it will give teams match up nightmares. I am tired of the "He turns it over" crap. This team is loaded with guys who turn the puck over constantly. Give the kid a shot.

Joined: 12.31.1969

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