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nyisles7
New York Islanders
Location: Lamoriello Shat Signings, NY
Joined: 01.20.2009

Oct 31 @ 7:01 PM ET
The referee locker room is really small, so it makes it extra awkward
- eichiefs9





Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Oct 31 @ 7:01 PM ET
Or you liked to look at cack
- Upstate_isles

That’s a given.
Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Oct 31 @ 7:02 PM ET
Because that’s what you do in the locker room
- nyisles7

Nope but we do have a guy nicknamed meat gazer funny chiefs said that
Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Oct 31 @ 7:05 PM ET

- nyisles7

Anyone have that guy on your team that stands after the game towel on shoulder leg on bench talking while your looking at anything else you can. This is also the same guy that puts on his socks first butt naked
nyisles7
New York Islanders
Location: Lamoriello Shat Signings, NY
Joined: 01.20.2009

Oct 31 @ 7:25 PM ET
Anyone have that guy on your team that stands after the game towel on shoulder leg on bench talking while your looking at anything else you can. This is also the same guy that puts on his socks first butt naked
- Upstate_isles



Every team has one , The Islanders have Leo
streaks
New York Islanders
Joined: 02.25.2018

Oct 31 @ 7:31 PM ET
Leo "The Meat-Gazer" Komarov
- eichiefs9

JimmyP
New York Islanders
Location: Snow has melted!
Joined: 02.12.2011

Oct 31 @ 7:54 PM ET
Anyone have that guy on your team that stands after the game towel on shoulder leg on bench talking while your looking at anything else you can. This is also the same guy that puts on his socks first butt naked
- Upstate_isles


Fill a water bottle with hot sauce. Next time he wags it in your face give him a squirt. He'll get the message.
Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Oct 31 @ 8:17 PM ET
Fill a water bottle with hot sauce. Next time he wags it in your face give him a squirt. He'll get the message.
- JimmyP

Jesus
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: You're exactly the problem with trying to have a conversation on here. - Tanner
Joined: 12.13.2013

Oct 31 @ 8:25 PM ET
Fill you mouth with lube. Next time he wags it in your face, put it in your mouth. He'll get the message.
- JimmyP



Hot
streaks
New York Islanders
Joined: 02.25.2018

Oct 31 @ 9:17 PM ET
Hot
- mdw7413

JimmyP
New York Islanders
Location: Snow has melted!
Joined: 02.12.2011

Oct 31 @ 9:26 PM ET
Hot
- mdw7413


That's kind of the opposite of the message I was going for.
nyisles7
New York Islanders
Location: Lamoriello Shat Signings, NY
Joined: 01.20.2009

Oct 31 @ 11:01 PM ET
That's kind of the opposite of the message I was going for.
- JimmyP


Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Nov 1 @ 8:48 AM ET
Fill a water bottle with hot sauce. Next time he wags it in your face give him a squirt. He'll get the message.
- JimmyP

Never scratch your balls after cutting habaneros.
Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Nov 1 @ 9:25 AM ET
Never scratch your balls after cutting habaneros.
- Cptmjl

Why did your husband do that?
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Nov 1 @ 9:38 AM ET
Why did your husband do that?
- Upstate_isles

Yep the meat scratcher. Guy has to cut his finger nails.
Spartiarti
New York Islanders
Location: Long Island, NY
Joined: 09.04.2008

Nov 1 @ 9:39 AM ET
lets focus on the W tonight and take first in Metro.
Big game tonight. Wish Lehner was playing
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Nov 1 @ 10:02 AM ET
lets focus on the W tonight and take first in Metro.
Big game tonight. Wish Lehner was playing

- Spartiarti

Ok sparti no more ball scratching talk.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: Former star of the popular 'Meat Spin' video , NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 1 @ 10:09 AM ET
Ok sparti no more ball scratching talk.
- Cptmjl

Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Nov 1 @ 10:16 AM ET
Yep the meat scratcher. Guy has to cut his finger nails.
- Cptmjl

This kid pissed his pants drunk in my car in college so we put Dave's insanity sauce on his balls while he was passed out on the couch after. All you see was him moving and rubbing it in and then the screaming started. He was so drunk he started to poop and was rubbing the poop and hot sauce on himself as he was still half passed out. Worst god damned thing I have ever smelled but the funniest thing I have ever seen. Kid paid for a new couch after too, we actually called a buddy whos answering machine picked up and recorded the kid in the background screaming and getting yelled at. He was getting water all over from the tub and all you hear is someone yelling keep the water in the (frank)ing tub, you pissed in the car, poop on the couch keep the water in the tub, followed my the kid screaming I'm sorry. I woke up to a knock on my door it was a Binghamton cop that I knew saying what the hell happened man I mean we did some (frank)ed up poop but seriously, he said my landlord downstairs was scared and afraid to come up cause all they could hear was some guy screaming ow my balls at the top of his lungs
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: Former star of the popular 'Meat Spin' video , NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 1 @ 10:18 AM ET
This kid pissed his pants drunk in my car in college so we put Dave's insanity sauce on his balls while he was passed out on the couch after. All you see was him moving and rubbing it in and then the screaming started. He was so drunk he started to poop and was rubbing the poop and hot sauce on himself as he was still half passed out. Worst god damned thing I have ever smelled but the funniest thing I have ever seen. Kid paid for a new couch after too, we actually called a buddy whos answering machine picked up and recorded the kid in the background screaming and getting yelled at. He was getting water all over from the tub and all you hear is someone yelling keep the water in the (frank)ing tub, you pissed in the car, poop on the couch keep the water in the tub, followed my the kid screaming I'm sorry. I woke up to a knock on my door it was a Binghamton cop that I knew saying what the hell happened man I mean we did some (frank)ed up poop but seriously, he said my landlord downstairs was scared and afraid to come up cause all they could hear was some guy screaming ow my balls at the top of his lungs
- Upstate_isles

Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Nov 1 @ 10:22 AM ET

- eichiefs9

funniest thing i have ever seen in my life bar none
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Nov 1 @ 10:26 AM ET
This kid pissed his pants drunk in my car in college so we put Dave's insanity sauce on his balls while he was passed out on the couch after. All you see was him moving and rubbing it in and then the screaming started. He was so drunk he started to poop and was rubbing the poop and hot sauce on himself as he was still half passed out. Worst god damned thing I have ever smelled but the funniest thing I have ever seen. Kid paid for a new couch after too, we actually called a buddy whos answering machine picked up and recorded the kid in the background screaming and getting yelled at. He was getting water all over from the tub and all you hear is someone yelling keep the water in the (frank)ing tub, you pissed in the car, poop on the couch keep the water in the tub, followed my the kid screaming I'm sorry. I woke up to a knock on my door it was a Binghamton cop that I knew saying what the hell happened man I mean we did some (frank)ed up poop but seriously, he said my landlord downstairs was scared and afraid to come up cause all they could hear was some guy screaming ow my balls at the top of his lungs
- Upstate_isles

Jesus😂😂
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: You're exactly the problem with trying to have a conversation on here. - Tanner
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 1 @ 10:44 AM ET
This kid pissed his pants drunk in my car in college so we put Dave's insanity sauce on his balls while he was passed out on the couch after. All you see was him moving and rubbing it in and then the screaming started. He was so drunk he started to poop and was rubbing the poop and hot sauce on himself as he was still half passed out. Worst god damned thing I have ever smelled but the funniest thing I have ever seen. Kid paid for a new couch after too, we actually called a buddy whos answering machine picked up and recorded the kid in the background screaming and getting yelled at. He was getting water all over from the tub and all you hear is someone yelling keep the water in the (frank)ing tub, you pissed in the car, poop on the couch keep the water in the tub, followed my the kid screaming I'm sorry. I woke up to a knock on my door it was a Binghamton cop that I knew saying what the hell happened man I mean we did some (frank)ed up poop but seriously, he said my landlord downstairs was scared and afraid to come up cause all they could hear was some guy screaming ow my balls at the top of his lungs
- Upstate_isles


So did your balls ever heal?
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: Former star of the popular 'Meat Spin' video , NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 1 @ 10:56 AM ET
So did your balls ever heal?
- mdw7413

No, but all that hot sauce and loose stool really burnt his tongue

Joined: 12.31.1969

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