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James Tanner
Joined: 12.21.2013

Jun 2 @ 10:02 AM ET
James Tanner: Random (NHL) Thoughts: 12" Mix Version
Thoughts on the Stanley Cup Final, the Coyotes and other things.
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 2 @ 10:05 AM ET
If you're not first, You're last.
Mr.Honcho
New Jersey Devils
Location: Something I want to get off my chest. Its about that summer, when you went away to community college, NJ
Joined: 03.17.2016

Jun 2 @ 10:08 AM ET
Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
- Mr.Bobby

We missed you at the wedding. It was really classy. We had a Styx cover band, and a nacho fountain. Check it, it was a nacho fountain.
Cephalopods
Joined: 10.24.2008

Jun 2 @ 10:09 AM ET
I personally could use a few more hot dog jokes

Of course I am assuming they are shots at a loony-bins Toronto sports media and not shots at Kessel.
DeflatedPucks
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: NYC, NY
Joined: 04.29.2016

Jun 2 @ 10:10 AM ET
- There's some stat out there that a large % of NHL playoff OT goals happen within like 5 mins of the beginning of the OT or something

- I hated the jungle book too

- Justin Schultz has looked good on the 1st pp working with Letang or Malkin sometimes at the point. Obviously pens sometimes Hornqvist becomes the odd man out, but Schultz's shot is a beauty. He also isn't afraid to jump into the rush
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 2 @ 10:11 AM ET
We missed you at the wedding. It was really classy. We had a Styx cover band, and a nacho fountain. Check it, it was a nacho fountain.
- Mr.Honcho


Wow I feel like I'm in the Highlander.
dothedougie
Boston Bruins
Location: DISCLAIMER: HEAVY SARCASM FILTER, CO
Joined: 10.24.2013

Jun 2 @ 10:11 AM ET
Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
- Mr.Bobby




My location
Mr.Honcho
New Jersey Devils
Location: Something I want to get off my chest. Its about that summer, when you went away to community college, NJ
Joined: 03.17.2016

Jun 2 @ 10:12 AM ET
With all due respect, and remember Tanner, I'm saying with all due respect, the Pet Shop Boys aren't worth a velvet painting of a whale & a dolphin getting it on.
dothedougie
Boston Bruins
Location: DISCLAIMER: HEAVY SARCASM FILTER, CO
Joined: 10.24.2013

Jun 2 @ 10:13 AM ET
Personally Tanner, I believe this one to be the best Philly K photo. The hot dog ones are great, but I will always default to this.


Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 2 @ 10:13 AM ET



My location

- dothedougie


That is how winners talk!
James Tanner
Joined: 12.21.2013

Jun 2 @ 10:13 AM ET
- There's some stat out there that a large % of NHL playoff OT goals happen within like 5 mins of the beginning of the OT or something

- I hated the jungle book too

- Justin Schultz has looked good on the 1st pp working with Letang or Malkin sometimes at the point. Obviously pens sometimes Hornqvist becomes the odd man out, but Schultz's shot is a beauty. He also isn't afraid to jump into the rush

- DeflatedPucks


1. I think I heard that. I should have just paused the game. No excuse really.

2. I will never see it, but I used to hate it as a kid.

3. Indeed.
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 2 @ 10:14 AM ET
With all due respect, and remember Tanner, I'm saying with all due respect, the Pet Shop Boys aren't worth a velvet painting of a whale & a dolphin getting it on.
- Mr.Honcho


Cal, that's a real nice sentiment. That's about one of the nicest things you ever said.
James Tanner
Joined: 12.21.2013

Jun 2 @ 10:15 AM ET
Cal, that's a real nice sentiment. That's about one of the nicest things you ever said.
- Mr.Bobby


Let's be real for a second: The Pet Shop boys are awesome. If you don't like them, I guarantee you own Limp Bizket records.
tomburton99
New York Rangers
Location: NYR distrust, NJ
Joined: 07.13.2009

Jun 2 @ 10:15 AM ET
Ricky Bobby and Cal Naughton are gift to be cherished.
dothedougie
Boston Bruins
Location: DISCLAIMER: HEAVY SARCASM FILTER, CO
Joined: 10.24.2013

Jun 2 @ 10:16 AM ET
That is how winners talk!
- Mr.Bobby



I wake up in the morning and piss excellence........and unfiltered jack daniels
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 2 @ 10:17 AM ET
Let's be real for a second: The Pet Shop boys are awesome. If you don't like them, I guarantee you own Limp Bizket records.
- James_Tanner


I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
DeflatedPucks
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: NYC, NY
Joined: 04.29.2016

Jun 2 @ 10:17 AM ET
With all due respect, and remember Tanner, I'm saying with all due respect, the Pet Shop Boys aren't worth a velvet painting of a whale & a dolphin getting it on.
- Mr.Honcho



Damn, I didn't know but Wolphins actually exist!
rinaldo
Joined: 05.10.2011

Jun 2 @ 10:17 AM ET
James Tanner: Random (NHL) Thoughts: 12" Mix Version

Thoughts on the Stanley Cup Final, the Coyotes and other things.

- James_Tanner

all things being equal who would you rather have, Shultz or Weber on your Defense?

you keep saying pysyk should come cheap yet there are no indications for that to be even remotely true. Why would buffalo get rid of him on the cheap? Please answer why.

Though I agree with you on TJ Brennan. Not like Arizona is a contender. Give a player like him a shot for an extended time to see what he can do. while it was 3 or 4 years ago he had a nice little 20 game stint with the panthers.

what's the deal with Connor Bleakly? does he go back into the draft? free agent? not an nhl prospect?
Mr.Honcho
New Jersey Devils
Location: Something I want to get off my chest. Its about that summer, when you went away to community college, NJ
Joined: 03.17.2016

Jun 2 @ 10:17 AM ET
Cal, that's a real nice sentiment. That's about one of the nicest things you ever said.
- Mr.Bobby

We go together like Easter mornin' and Lyme Disease.
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 2 @ 10:17 AM ET
I wake up in the morning and piss excellence........and unfiltered jack daniels
- dothedougie


This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love fig newtons.
tomburton99
New York Rangers
Location: NYR distrust, NJ
Joined: 07.13.2009

Jun 2 @ 10:18 AM ET
I wake up in the morning and piss excellence........and unfiltered jack daniels
- dothedougie

No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 2 @ 10:18 AM ET
Let's be real for a second: The Pet Shop boys are awesome. If you don't like them, I guarantee you own Limp Bizket records.
- James_Tanner



dothedougie
Boston Bruins
Location: DISCLAIMER: HEAVY SARCASM FILTER, CO
Joined: 10.24.2013

Jun 2 @ 10:19 AM ET
No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?
- tomburton99



It means you might be an old man but I'll still beat your ass. Im gonna come at you like a spider monkey
James Tanner
Joined: 12.21.2013

Jun 2 @ 10:21 AM ET
all things being equal who would you rather have, Shultz or Weber on your Defense?

Weber, Obviously.

you keep saying pysyk should come cheap yet there are no indications for that to be even remotely true. Why would buffalo get rid of him on the cheap? Please answer why.


Players like him - low offense, good defense but doesn't crush guys with thunderous checks - are often massively undervalued.


Though I agree with you on TJ Brennan. Not like Arizona is a contender. Give a player like him a shot for an extended time to see what he can do. while it was 3 or 4 years ago he had a nice little 20 game stint with the panthers.

what's the deal with Connor Bleakly? does he go back into the draft? free agent? not an nhl prospect?

Goes back to the draft. The Coyotes valued a random second rounder over him, so I guess he's not that well regarded.



- rinaldo

Mr.Honcho
New Jersey Devils
Location: Something I want to get off my chest. Its about that summer, when you went away to community college, NJ
Joined: 03.17.2016

Jun 2 @ 10:21 AM ET
It means you might be an old man but I'll still beat your ass. Im gonna come at you like a spider monkey
- dothedougie

I like to think of Jesus like a muscular trapeze artist.
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