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Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: Friends with a GREAT MAN, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Oct 4 @ 4:15 PM ET
cant not post it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN2_PSs2Pjc

- Crimsoninja

"Way to go Paul"
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Show me specifically what I said and how that is not consistent with what I said earlier.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Oct 4 @ 4:18 PM ET
"Way to go Paul"
- Cape Breton Bruins

yes
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007

Oct 4 @ 4:18 PM ET
when i played my one year of junior we had a 50-60 year old dude who showed up to most games, halfway through the season there were 2-3 games where he wore a paper bag over his head because of how bad we were
- Shutdown


The good old days.

One year a mom of one of our players would attend almost every game. And she would spend the entire game getting drunk and yelling at the ref. It ever got crude though. Just like 30 game worth of "hey ref. go back to reffing school!" And "you need glasses!" Chants that we're basically only her
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: shutdown, where are you at with altered carbon?
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 4 @ 4:20 PM ET
I'm probably the country's and by that extent the continent's foremost minor hockey.
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: ;ets jist see, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Oct 4 @ 4:22 PM ET
I'm probably the country's and by that extent the continent's foremost minor hockey.
- dt99999


read this 3 times now. what.

go home dan
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: do you know you are not welcome anywhere on the internet?
Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 4 @ 4:24 PM ET
read this 3 times now. what.

go home dan

- Shutdown

Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007

Oct 4 @ 4:25 PM ET
At a playoff game she made a bunch of signs on poster board and put them up against the glass behind both nets
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007

Oct 4 @ 4:26 PM ET
read this 3 times now. what.

go home dan

- Shutdown


he's a weird dude
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: shutdown, where are you at with altered carbon?
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 4 @ 4:26 PM ET
I meant "authority" guys.


forgot a word as I was too busy dominating minor hockey
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: do you know you are not welcome anywhere on the internet?
Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 4 @ 4:29 PM ET
I meant "authority" guys.


forgot a word as I was too busy dominating minor hockey

- dt99999

i knew what you meant, buddy.

don't you worry bout a schving.
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007

Oct 4 @ 4:31 PM ET
All I'm picturing now is Dan skating around the ice beating up a bunch of 5 year olds like this South Park episode

dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: shutdown, where are you at with altered carbon?
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 4 @ 4:32 PM ET
he's a weird dude
- Lindenis#1

Actually I need to speak to you.

assembling my staff for the upcoming novice season.

I have a manager and one assistant coach already, the one who serve as my conscience who sometimes asks me existential questions while on the bench to hel me see things from another perspective.

Would you be willing to move to Montreal to be my other assistant? I need one guy to concentrate purely on skillz, especially just pure skating.

the job pays 0$ but you can probably bang a few if the single moms, everybody says hi to you around the arena and you can act like the big man on campus, you get a free track suit and at the end of the year the parents will usually get you a really good bottle of scotch.


Anyway let me know and I'll start looking for decent bachelor pads for you.
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007

Oct 4 @ 4:34 PM ET
Actually I need to speak to you.

assembling my staff for the upcoming novice season.

I have a manager and one assistant coach already, the one who serve as my conscience who sometimes asks me existential questions while on the bench to hel me see things from another perspective.

Would you be willing to move to Montreal to be my other assistant? I need one guy to concentrate purely on skillz, especially just pure skating.

the job pays 0$ but you can probably bang a few if the single moms, everybody says hi to you around the arena and you can act like the big man on campus, you get a free track suit and at the end of the year the parents will usually get you a really good bottle of scotch.


Anyway let me know and I'll start looking for decent bachelor pads for you.

- dt99999


This is actually a really tempting offer
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: do you know you are not welcome anywhere on the internet?
Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 4 @ 4:34 PM ET
Actually I need to speak to you.

assembling my staff for the upcoming novice season.

I have a manager and one assistant coach already, the one who serve as my conscience who sometimes asks me existential questions while on the bench to hel me see things from another perspective.

Would you be willing to move to Montreal to be my other assistant? I need one guy to concentrate purely on skillz, especially just pure skating.

the job pays 0$ but you can probably bang a few if the single moms, everybody says hi to you around the arena and you can act like the big man on campus, you get a free track suit and at the end of the year the parents will usually get you a really good bottle of scotch.


Anyway let me know and I'll start looking for decent bachelor pads for you.

- dt99999

don't be a pussie, vag.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: do you know you are not welcome anywhere on the internet?
Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 4 @ 4:35 PM ET
This is actually a really tempting offer
- Lindenis#1

don't be a pussie
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: shutdown, where are you at with altered carbon?
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 4 @ 4:39 PM ET
This is actually a really tempting offer
- Lindenis#1

Funnest part of the season is usually early in the season when I pick any small reason to absolutely lose my mind in the dressing room just to keep them in their toes for the rest of the season.

also all association meetings are held at Bar Hymus and conclude at La Source du Sexe
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007

Oct 4 @ 4:41 PM ET
Funnest part of the season is usually early in the season when I pick any small reason to absolutely lose my mind in the dressing room just to keep them in their toes for the rest of the season.

also all association meetings are held at Bar Hymus and conclude at La Source du Sexe

- dt99999


What's the Tinder game like?
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: shutdown, where are you at with altered carbon?
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 4 @ 4:43 PM ET
What's the Tinder game like?
- Lindenis#1

In the west island I'd bet it's (frank)in great there's not a girl over 17 in the entire area.
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007

Oct 4 @ 4:44 PM ET
In the west island I'd bet it's (frank)in great there's not a girl over 17 in the entire area.
- dt99999


._.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: shutdown, where are you at with altered carbon?
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 4 @ 4:45 PM ET
._.
- Lindenis#1

If that's your thing.
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: Friends with a GREAT MAN, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Oct 4 @ 4:49 PM ET
If that's your thing.
- dt99999

hes not Bingolady
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: shutdown, where are you at with altered carbon?
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 4 @ 5:01 PM ET
hes not Bingolady
- Cape Breton Bruins

Love that guy
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: Friends with a GREAT MAN, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Oct 4 @ 5:08 PM ET
Love that guy
- dt99999

everyone does! except girls aged 14-17.
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: ;ets jist see, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Oct 4 @ 5:37 PM ET
In the west island I'd bet it's (frank)in great there's not a girl over 17 in the entire area.
- dt99999

not necessarily true, you've got all the john abbott girls who are 19-22 if they're not very good at CEGEP
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Show me specifically what I said and how that is not consistent with what I said earlier.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Oct 4 @ 5:41 PM ET
not necessarily true, you've got all the john abbott girls who are 19-22 if they're not very good at CEGEP
- Shutdown

do you guys say all the letters in this or pronounce it as a word?
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