"HOW IS FLOUR AND WATER WITH SALT THAT IS HEATED BY A LIGHT BULB MORE MONEY THAN FRENCH FRIES? REALLY?"
In this corner, the PRETZEL!
Made from flour, sugar, salt, baking powder, yeast, milk, butter, oil, sodium hydroxide (lye) and pretzel salt. With a world renowned record of providing bar patrons with a convenient, handheld salty snack that encourages its consumers to drink more beer. More.expensive.beer.
vs.
In this corner, the FREEEEENNNNNNNCCCCHHHHHH FRY!
Made from potatoes and salt. Kids love them. And kids don't spend their extra money on beer.
So....