hope you guys get to 7
- Shutdown

Colorado advances in 6.

Colorado advances in 6.
- KennyPowers55

congrats

He beat me last game, its currently 1-1. If he ever gets his ass back online. OH HES BACK
- Chief_Ottoparts

marty, I think there may be a couple of threads in the Red Wings forum that you forgot to post this video in.

- WaterBoy

I must find a beach. Now.

marty, I think there may be a couple of threads in the Red Wings forum that you forgot to post this video in.
- dt99999

Dan there are toilets you havent taken a dump in yet. You should go do that for the next couple of lives.

Dan there are toilets you havent taken a dump in yet. You should go do that for the next couple of lives.
- WaterBoy

there are.... but not many!

there are.... but not many!
- dt99999

oh man i had to poop at work yesterday.

so bummed.

oh man i had to poop at work yesterday.

so bummed.
- kicksave856

just dropped a work turd, i feel disgusting

oh man i had to poop at work yesterday.

so bummed.
- kicksave856

please explain your toilet paper shield building technique.

please explain your toilet paper shield building technique.
- dt99999

c-fold paper towels are essential.

just dropped a work turd, i feel disgusting
- shvingter88

i just wanted to cut myself in half and leave the lower half behind.

c-fold paper towels are essential.
- kicksave856

those are materials, not a technique.

please go on.

those are materials, not a technique.

please go on.
- dt99999

surely you understand. you unfold the "C" part and lay it face down so the flaps hold the seat for as little movement as possible (if i feel porcelain i will literally scream like a girl and set the building on fire).

also, it is good practice to drop one towel in the toilet so that it forms what is known as a "turd hammock". this can break the fall and ensure no public toilet water backsplash onto your all important boy parts or the rectum itself.

you will need a total of 6 c-fold paper towels.



this is the kind of insight you guys are gonna miss since i can only post here during the day as nobody will post in 3.0. (frank)ers.

surely you understand. you unfold the "C" part and lay it face down so the flaps hold the seat for as little movement as possible (if i feel porcelain i will literally scream like a girl and set the building on fire).

also, it is good practice to drop one towel in the toilet so that it forms what is known as a "turd hammock". this can break the fall and ensure no public toilet water backsplash onto your all important boy parts or the rectum itself.

you will need a total of 6 c-fold paper towels.



this is the kind of insight you guys are gonna miss since i can only post here during the day as nobody will post in 3.0. (frank)ers.
- kicksave856

I just found out this very moment about 3.0.

I blame ziggy.

he has never liked me and as apples' boss is the only one who could have instructed him to keep this a secret from me.

surely you understand. you unfold the "C" part and lay it face down so the flaps hold the seat for as little movement as possible (if i feel porcelain i will literally scream like a girl and set the building on fire).

also, it is good practice to drop one towel in the toilet so that it forms what is known as a "turd hammock". this can break the fall and ensure no public toilet water backsplash onto your all important boy parts or the rectum itself.

you will need a total of 6 c-fold paper towels.



this is the kind of insight you guys are gonna miss since i can only post here during the day as nobody will post in 3.0. (frank)ers.
- kicksave856

i just wanted to cut myself in half and leave the lower half behind.
- kicksave856

I just found out this very moment about 3.0.

I blame ziggy.

he has never liked me and as apples' boss is the only one who could have instructed him to keep this a secret from me.
- dt99999

i hope to see you in 3.0

you have always been my favorite (you know, as long as you post in 3.0).

- shvingter88

it's a very good technique. much better than mine which consists of covering the toilet seat with inter weaved layers of toilet paper in an angular fashion.

my technique has never let me down in terms of porcelain exposure but it does take quite a bit of time to put together and thus has left me teetering on the edge of soiling myself at times.

you people are insane

you people are insane
- Crimsoninja

for not wanting to smear our asses with other peoples poop?

for not wanting to smear our asses with other peoples poop?
- dt99999

crims is the very person we are protecting ourselves from


what a filthy beast

you people are insane
- Crimsoninja

We arent j3ws.

for not wanting to smear our asses with other peoples poop?
- dt99999

if i see fukin poop on a toilet seat, i do not use that toilet seat. i move on.

if i see a seat with no visibile poop, that appears clean, i still give it a good wipedown, then just do what needs to be done. believe it or not, im still alive and have never felt covered in other people's poop.