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hscesq
Referee
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Our debt is easily solvable considering the assets owned by the province. QP, NY
Joined: 06.26.2007

Jul 16 @ 4:15 PM ET
How (frank)ing dare you accuse that guy of not having a source. People like you make me (frank)ing sick to my stomach.


Is he gonna give up his source? Not likely. Take it for what its worth, which is less than nothing. I'm just saying. Wait and see then maybe next time you might believe me. Or not. No biggie.
- genetic probability theorist with a masters

- weirdoh

Hello, Ken.
peddy-93
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Bernier is better than Reimer, Reimer is better than Bernier - #TOproblems, ON
Joined: 06.08.2012

Jul 16 @ 4:15 PM ET
How (frank)ing dare you accuse that guy of not having a source. People like you make me (frank)ing sick to my stomach.


Is he gonna give up his source? Not likely. Take it for what its worth, which is less than nothing. I'm just saying. Wait and see then maybe next time you might believe me. Or not. No biggie.
- genetic probability theorist with a masters

- weirdoh

The Law
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 01.29.2008

Jul 16 @ 4:15 PM ET
I always liken being a Leaf fan to that of being a child of a dead beat dad


Little Timmy is looking out his front door window waiting for his dad. His dad promised that they'd go to the zoo this weekend. Timmy's mom knows his father too much but doesn't have the heart to say they aren't going. So Timmy waits and waits, finally his dad calls. Timmy gets excited and grabs the phone.

"Hey champ, I have some bad news. I have to take Darlene to her lawyers. But I promise next week we'll get to that zoo. Alright buddy?"

"Sure dad. I love you and I can't wait until next week".


So the next week comes, Timmy is excited as usual because his dad promised something big was coming and that he wasn't just blowing steam. This time though, not even a call. Just Timmy waiting....watching that front door. Jumping up every time he hears a car door...only to be let down harder each time. Then comes night time and Timmy's mom tells him not to worry about it, yet Timmy replies it's alright because there's always next week for him and his dad to do something.


So basically we're Timmy and the Leafs are that (frank)ign bumhole dad who would rather (frank) Darlene....(though admittedly she is hot in that dirty trampy stripper way, but she's ridden with herpes) than give his loyal son the attention he deserves.


I'm gonna go cry and beat off now.

- weirdoh


Mommy, please make the bad man stop.
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Jul 16 @ 4:15 PM ET
And lets not forget this.....







- robin_steele264




One of the best goalies ever. Definitely one of the best ones to watch flop around and (frank) people's poop up. He's up there with my faves. But nothing tops Fuhr's coke powered glove hand.
celata29
Boston Bruins
Location: Cocaine is a hell of a drug. D, MA
Joined: 06.14.2012

Jul 16 @ 4:16 PM ET
Reposting:



I had his little McDonald's hockey mask thing that came in Happy Meals back then. I had no idea who he was.

- Domaju

Andrew Raycroft, Byron Dafoe, Hannu Toivannen, Alex Auld, Manny Fernandez (when he sucked), Thomas played in 06-07 with a 3+ gaa, Felix Potvin on his downfall...must I go on? those were our goalies before Thomas had two good years and we traded for Rask.
Domaju
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Timmins, ON
Joined: 06.26.2008

Jul 16 @ 4:16 PM ET
not trolling but wouldn't a Cup run mean a least a Finals appearance..
- BingoLady


I would say not necessarily. Plus, people on here know what I'm referring to when saying cup run anyway lol
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jul 16 @ 4:17 PM ET
thing is, its a site where anyone can post any hockey rumours they apparently hear or just wna BS, i can easily type "I have a source close to Burke indicating that Burke has a package for Duchene"
- peddy-93

If that's true, I have a huge package for Burke.
Domaju
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Timmins, ON
Joined: 06.26.2008

Jul 16 @ 4:17 PM ET
I've probably told you this story 100 times, but I used to play Friday afternoon shinny. One of the regular goalies would break in pads for Potvin.

And after Potvin had worn out his equipment, he would give it back to the guy to wear.

So he looked exactly like Potvin. Which was a lot of fun when you were shooting on him.

- Atomic Wedgie


Yeah you have told me that. That's awesome. I'd love an old Potvin mask.
The Law
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 01.29.2008

Jul 16 @ 4:19 PM ET
And lets not forget this.....







- robin_steele264


Oh Cmon ...why don't you just stfu and move to Czechlorus or whatever that country is ...

I miss Mike Palmateer ....
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Jul 16 @ 4:19 PM ET
Hello, Ken.
- hscesq




*sigh*


Hey, Howard. How the heck are you?
Domaju
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Timmins, ON
Joined: 06.26.2008

Jul 16 @ 4:19 PM ET
I always liken being a Leaf fan to that of being a child of a dead beat dad


Little Timmy is looking out his front door window waiting for his dad. His dad promised that they'd go to the zoo this weekend. Timmy's mom knows his father too much but doesn't have the heart to say they aren't going. So Timmy waits and waits, finally his dad calls. Timmy gets excited and grabs the phone.

"Hey champ, I have some bad news. I have to take Darlene to her lawyers. But I promise next week we'll get to that zoo. Alright buddy?"

"Sure dad. I love you and I can't wait until next week".


So the next week comes, Timmy is excited as usual because his dad promised something big was coming and that he wasn't just blowing steam. This time though, not even a call. Just Timmy waiting....watching that front door. Jumping up every time he hears a car door...only to be let down harder each time. Then comes night time and Timmy's mom tells him not to worry about it, yet Timmy replies it's alright because there's always next week for him and his dad to do something.


So basically we're Timmy and the Leafs are that (frank)ign bumhole dad who would rather (frank) Darlene....(though admittedly she is hot in that dirty trampy stripper way, but she's ridden with herpes) than give his loyal son the attention he deserves.


I'm gonna go cry and beat off now.

- weirdoh


You just earned your name...
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Jul 16 @ 4:20 PM ET
*sigh*


Hey, Howard. How the heck are you?

- weirdoh

Big mistake. Enjoy your ban.
markmark
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 07.27.2010

Jul 16 @ 4:20 PM ET
One of the best goalies ever. Definitely one of the best ones to watch flop around and (frank) people's poop up. He's up there with my faves. But nothing tops Fuhr's coke powered glove hand.
- weirdoh


Hasek was definitely running on the same fuel.
nightmare3020
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Windsor Area, ON
Joined: 08.23.2006

Jul 16 @ 4:21 PM ET
Anybody else think this is the year Kadri makes the jump?
- maverickJ

apparently hes working out with gary roberts

an offseason with him will jump you 15 points almost guaranteed
hscesq
Referee
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Our debt is easily solvable considering the assets owned by the province. QP, NY
Joined: 06.26.2007

Jul 16 @ 4:21 PM ET
*sigh*


Hey, Howard. How the heck are you?

- weirdoh

Nice. You're a heck of a guy.
hscesq
Referee
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Our debt is easily solvable considering the assets owned by the province. QP, NY
Joined: 06.26.2007

Jul 16 @ 4:22 PM ET
apparently hes working out with gary roberts

an offseason with him will jump you 15 points almost guaranteed

- nightmare3020



Wait - you ARE joking right?
Domaju
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Timmins, ON
Joined: 06.26.2008

Jul 16 @ 4:22 PM ET
Andrew Raycroft, Byron Dafoe, Hannu Toivannen, Alex Auld, Manny Fernandez (when he sucked), Thomas played in 06-07 with a 3+ gaa, Felix Potvin on his downfall...must I go on? those were our goalies before Thomas had two good years and we traded for Rask.
- celata29


That's pretty bad. We're right there with you though. Since Belfor we've had JS Aubin, Raycroft, Toskala, uh and a bunch of other crappy ones I can't remember...someone help me out?
LeafMan
Location: A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven
Joined: 05.20.2007

Jul 16 @ 4:23 PM ET
Big mistake. Enjoy your ban.
- AdamFrench

Weirdoh is acting, well....weird. More than usual.
hscesq
Referee
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Our debt is easily solvable considering the assets owned by the province. QP, NY
Joined: 06.26.2007

Jul 16 @ 4:24 PM ET
Weirdoh is acting, well....weird. More than usual.
- LeafMan

He's probably drunk. You know how they are.
OldGuy
Montreal Canadiens
Location: My balls, your chin?
Joined: 08.05.2011

Jul 16 @ 4:24 PM ET
That's pretty bad. We're right there with you though. Since Belfor we've had JS Aubin, Raycroft, Toskala, uh and a bunch of other crappy ones I can't remember...someone help me out?
- Domaju



Reimer, Scrivens.....
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Jul 16 @ 4:24 PM ET
apparently hes working out with gary roberts

an offseason with him will jump you 15 points almost guaranteed

- nightmare3020




It's gonna be friggin' amazing.
nightmare3020
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Windsor Area, ON
Joined: 08.23.2006

Jul 16 @ 4:25 PM ET


Wait - you ARE joking right?

- hscesq

go work out with gary roberts for a entire offseason, if you live to tell the tale youd understand

kadri was on pace for 27 points... so for me to say hes gonna get 40ish points isnt a huge reach

the knock on kadri is he needs more bulk among other things, roberts will help you get stronger thats for sure.

weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Jul 16 @ 4:25 PM ET
He's probably drunk. You know how they are.
- hscesq




Can't afford to get drunk lately. Somebody is getting all the money I should be.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Jul 16 @ 4:26 PM ET
Weirdoh is acting, well....weird. More than usual.
- LeafMan

You've never seen him half naked in a tub of peanut butter and jelly with six transexual penguins with a human fetish now have you?


Great Monday morning.
markmark
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 07.27.2010

Jul 16 @ 4:26 PM ET
That's pretty bad. We're right there with you though. Since Belfor we've had JS Aubin, Raycroft, Toskala, uh and a bunch of other crappy ones I can't remember...someone help me out?
- Domaju


PPPPOOOOOGGGGGGEEEE
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