what team benefits most from this long wait?
- flyersfan51

team Parise and Suter

what's up buzzards! Still no internet at home... oh well thank God for friends and Family

Anyway yes Thank You Rick Tocchet (my favorite Flyer of all time!) who I idolized as a kid and now as a grown man idolize as a local analyst. Also thank you Bill Meltzer for writing these blogs on a daily basis.
For shidz n giggles I thought I'd share the twitterversation I exchanged with Mr. Tocchet yesterday.

Joe Russomanno ‏@jriding4evr
@RealRocket22 can u tell homer to put the crack pipe down n 4get about parise n suter, get weber wtf
Rick Tocchet ‏@RealRocket22
@jriding4evr ..Weber is the guy

that's all for now stay classy San Diego....

what team benefits most from this long wait?
- flyersfan51

NHLPA

I hate drivers who tailgate. I need a sign on my van that says "driving the speed limit because I am earning time and a half."

Homer should just trade for Ryan now...screw those other 2...sign Doan and a Daman and away we go
- vejim

I would be honored to be signed with Doan. Two guys 6' 3'' is what we need on the wings.

I would be honored to be signed with Doan. Two guys 6' 3'' is what we need on the wings.
- Daman

agreed, gotta ship out the puny 6-2 voracek for an upgrade

i say around 6 parise will pick a team

Detroit Free Press ‏@freepwings

#RedWings initial offer to D Ryan Suter was $80M 13 years, now up to $90 M. Team wants to keep cap # reasonable - preferably under $7 M.

zzzzzzz

Zach Parise ‏@undecidedparise

Sid, stop calling me, I get it you wanna play with me. But I will only sign if you put a bag over Malkin’s head every game.

Zach Parise ‏@undecidedparise

If I sign in Philadelphia do I have to become a ginger to play on a line with Claude Giroux and Scott Hartnell? If so…no thanks.

are the flyers in this or not lol no one even talks about the flyers when they talk about parise and suter its so confusing

Has Zach Parise been elected president yet, or is it still too close to call?

Has Zach Parise been elected president yet, or is it still too close to call?
- the deaninator

They are doing a recount in Florida, and it will take 6 to 8 weeks.

They are doing a recount in Florida, and it will take 6 to 8 weeks.
- Daman

Lawyer up!

Zach Parise ‏@undecidedparise

If I sign in Philadelphia do I have to become a ginger to play on a line with Claude Giroux and Scott Hartnell? If so…no thanks.
- MBFlyerfan

I followed him until two tweets after that. He's not funny at all.

Unfollowed.

are the flyers in this or not lol no one even talks about the flyers when they talk about parise and suter its so confusing
- griouxmvp2012

Because really nobody knows.

I followed him until two tweets after that. He's not funny at all.

Unfollowed.
- Scoob

aside from fakepannacio has there ever been a truly funny fake account?

I followed him until two tweets after that. He's not funny at all.

Unfollowed.
- Scoob

You aint kidding! Its like a 15 year old kid is writing this stuff....

Because really nobody knows.
- Scoob

And the Flyers aren't serious contenders from the players' perspective.

Doan. Ryan. IMO (guess) these are the real targets.

aside from fakepannacio has there ever been a truly funny fake account?
- Crimsoninja

notbryzgalov is pretty damned funny sometimes. fakelavy just gets annoying.

are the flyers in this or not lol no one even talks about the flyers when they talk about parise and suter its so confusing
- griouxmvp2012

No one talked about them being in on Jagr last year either. All we can do is sit around and wait. It is really getting nuts though.

aside from fakepannacio has there ever been a truly funny fake account?
- Crimsoninja

I like fake shanny.

And fake Christopher Walken was good until he was outed as fake.

Unbeleivable how this off season is playing out. Who'd have thought that on July 3rd, that there would be so little to talk about, that lunch and fake twitter accounts would be the main topics. Crazy! But don't worry, as soon as Parise can find his long lost Uncle on his Mother's side, he'll be done running it by the family. A decision is forthcoming.

it feels like we are playing Ransom here. S/P are holding the first born of all of the GM (suckers) who are are still in this game. We need to see a pic of both of them with today's newspaper to insure that they are safe. . . .