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BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Nov 13 @ 3:12 PM ET
I plea to have this case not heard and this submission dismissed on the grounds that Bingo is a raging alcoholic .His severe inebriation at times alters his normal state of mind thus making up these delusional statements .

thank you

- dellio



I would like to let it be known that oher than ceremoniously, I hardly drink at all. In fact, my allergy to brewers yeast actually prevents me from consuming beer at all.
aschuter82
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Cypress Creek
Joined: 06.18.2010

Nov 13 @ 3:14 PM ET
I would like to let it be known that oher than ceremoniously, I hardly drink at all. In fact, my allergy to brewers yeast actually prevents me from consuming beer at all.
- BINGO!

That must really suck. Alot.
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Nov 13 @ 3:18 PM ET
That must really suck. Alot.
- aschuter82



Not really... I can be pretty (frank)ed up as it is... don't need the booze pushin me along.
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Nov 13 @ 3:19 PM ET
I would like to let it be known that oher than ceremoniously, I hardly drink at all. In fact, my allergy to brewers yeast actually prevents me from consuming beer at all.
- BINGO!

I would like to call on an expert brewmaster , he will prove that there is alcohol based drinks who do not need the brewers yeast to make a successful beverage.

The court calls upon expert drinker and brew master Watson to the stand
aschuter82
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Cypress Creek
Joined: 06.18.2010

Nov 13 @ 3:22 PM ET
Not really... I can be pretty (frank)ed up as it is... don't need the booze pushin me along.
- BINGO!

Well maybe not for you then. But if I began suffering from this, my life may no longer have meaning or purpose. If Mrs Schuter ever reads this, (frank) you.
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Nov 13 @ 3:23 PM ET
I would like to call on an expert brewmaster , he will prove that there is alcohol based drinks who do not need the brewers yeast to make a successful beverage.

The court calls upon expert drinker and brew master Watson to the stand

- dellio


This is true, which is why where I said "Beer", I should have said "Most beers"

The fact remains that I hardly drink.

Will a (frank)ing judge come recognize this dispute so we can submit some real arguments please?
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Nov 13 @ 3:24 PM ET
Well maybe not for you then. But if I began suffering from this, my life may no longer have meaning or purpose. If Mrs Schuter ever reads this, (frank) you.
- aschuter82



enigmatic
Edmonton Oilers
Location: RIP LNDC
Joined: 09.16.2009

Nov 13 @ 3:26 PM ET
This is true, which is why where I said "Beer", I should have said "Most beers"

The fact remains that I hardly drink.

Will a (frank)ing judge come recognize this dispute so we can submit some real arguments please?

- BINGO!


Dispute it.....
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Nov 13 @ 3:30 PM ET
Dispute it.....
- enigmatic

cant sorry i gotta run ..got to go buy some new gadgets... ole lady broke the others last night in a rage ..accusations of infidelity on my part .
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Nov 13 @ 3:31 PM ET
Dispute it.....
- enigmatic



Thank you. I shall require some time to prepare... expect my argument within the next 24 hours.
aschuter82
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Cypress Creek
Joined: 06.18.2010

Nov 13 @ 3:36 PM ET
cant sorry i gotta run ..got to go buy some new gadgets... ole lady broke the others last night in a rage ..accusations of infidelity on my part .
- dellio

BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Nov 13 @ 3:41 PM ET
cant sorry i gotta run ..got to go buy some new gadgets... ole lady broke the others last night in a rage ..accusations of infidelity on my part .
- dellio


chickenshit
Pikey
Boston Bruins
Location: Public transportation is for j
Joined: 08.15.2009

Nov 13 @ 3:44 PM ET
just not wrong i am not too familiar with the american court lingo as i am in canada. but its close. shush i was putting a label on this case u all let it run wild.

i will not be making a decision yet judge pikey el paki

- dellio


You know what, forget it. This is a tribunal, firstly. Secondly it is a Hockeybuzz nation body. Thirdly you're not judging this case. Fourthly, I cast thee out.
Pikey
Boston Bruins
Location: Public transportation is for j
Joined: 08.15.2009

Nov 13 @ 3:45 PM ET
I would like to open a case against Dellio. I find his mannerisms demeaning, his extreme bias in favour of those of Lebanese decent clouds his judgement and influences his decisions to the point where it may cause serious harm to his patients, and his penchant for anal rape to be not only offensive, but a severe detriment to the well being of all posters on this site. I feel he should be stripped of his medical license and be held otherwise accountable for his disgraceful and outwordly hateful actions.
- BINGO!


I will open this case later today if one of the other judges does not.
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Nov 13 @ 3:46 PM ET
chickenshit
- BINGO!

shut up
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Nov 13 @ 3:47 PM ET
You know what, forget it. This is a tribunal, firstly. Secondly it is a Hockeybuzz nation body. Thirdly you're not judging this case. Fourthly, I cast thee out.
- Pikey

ok i never wanted to be part of it i just wanted to be a spectator you know snicker in the peanut gallery
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Nov 13 @ 3:47 PM ET

- aschuter82

not funny man
Pikey
Boston Bruins
Location: Public transportation is for j
Joined: 08.15.2009

Nov 13 @ 3:48 PM ET
ok i never wanted to be part of it i just wanted to be a spectator you know snicker in the peanut gallery
- dellio


It's got nothing to do with want and everything to do with civic duty.
StabMeInTheFace
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: the mapes knows what's cookin'
Joined: 10.25.2007

Nov 13 @ 3:54 PM ET
I move that Sami Kapanen replace Enigmatic.



- Crimsoninja

is sami kapanen a whittler? (frank)ing dude loves wood.
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Nov 13 @ 3:58 PM ET
It's got nothing to do with want and everything to do with civic duty.
- Pikey

BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Nov 13 @ 10:06 PM ET
holy crap, epic attempt for a thread but unfortunately we all suffer from ADD and this thread will go nowhe......holy poop a butterfly, did you guys see it? root beer is awesome and bikes too my favorite bike is, I have 3 wayne gretzky rookie cards in, my mom came over today and we had tea and talked about, did you guys know I'm going away on holidays should be real cool.
- Grape Ape


You have three Gretzky rookie cards in your mom?
Pikey
Boston Bruins
Location: Public transportation is for j
Joined: 08.15.2009

Nov 13 @ 10:10 PM ET
holy crap, epic attempt for a thread but unfortunately we all suffer from ADD and this thread will go nowhe......holy poop a butterfly, did you guys see it? root beer is awesome and bikes too my favorite bike is, I have 3 wayne gretzky rookie cards in, my mom came over today and we had tea and talked about, did you guys know I'm going away on holidays should be real cool.
- Grape Ape


I don't care if people talk here in between cases. I am only concerned that Asp is not around because he will need to vote on Jayden vs Delonte.
Belak4LadyByng
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 11.17.2007

Nov 13 @ 10:11 PM ET
I don't care if people talk here in between cases. I am only concerned that Asp is not around because he will need to vote on Jayden vs Delonte.
- Pikey


*ahem*
Pikey
Boston Bruins
Location: Public transportation is for j
Joined: 08.15.2009

Nov 13 @ 10:11 PM ET
*ahem*
- Belak4LadyByng

What? You're not a judge.
Belak4LadyByng
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 11.17.2007

Nov 13 @ 10:13 PM ET
What? You're not a judge.
- Pikey


you're a homo e-rectus.
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