crims its called speed dating
- DTF69

no i think you sit across from a person and literally swipe left or right with your thumb across their forehead



'...simmmbaa...'

no i think you sit across from a person and literally swipe left or right with your thumb across their forehead



'...simmmbaa...'
- Crimsoninja

OH GOD I THINK YOU GAVE ME A NEW OPENING LINE

OH GOD I THINK YOU GAVE ME A NEW OPENING LINE
- Shutdown

i cant see how

show me

i cant see how

show me
- Crimsoninja

I was about to say you'd be good at tinder with that creativity in your openings and then you go and do this and completely unredeem yourself

i cant see how

show me
- Crimsoninja

some girls "ironically" enjoy the corny pick up lines, you can tell by their bios

they are usually the easiest ones to actually meet up with

christ


edit: @vag

christ


edit: @vag
- Crimsoninja

yeah that didn't need clarification

god damnit vag, a fishing pic? really?

yeah that didn't need clarification

god damnit vag, a fishing pic? really?
- Shutdown

albertan girls

some girls "ironically" enjoy the corny pick up lines, you can tell by their bios

they are usually the easiest ones to actually meet up with
- Shutdown

by far

i can usually tell by like 3 messages if the girl is DTM or not.

albertan girls
- DTF69

when i expanded my radius like you said, every vermont and new hampshire girl complained about guys with fishing pics in their bios

christ


edit: @vag
- Crimsoninja

deal with it. the worse/dumber a bio usually the easier it is to get a conversation going at times

when i expanded my radius like you said, every vermont and new hampshire girl complained about guys with fishing pics in their bios
- Shutdown

girls here love it because they're all rednecks and want handy/outdoorsy/non-wussy city boys

girls here love it because they're all rednecks and want handy/outdoorsy/non-wussy city boys
- DTF69

the white sunglasses cancel out all of that

the white sunglasses cancel out all of that
- Crimsoninja

I wear white sunglasses in 2 pics, one in a suit, one in hockey gear, another in aviators

if a girl brings up the fish and then asks "catch and release?" i usually automatically stop talking to them

if a girl brings up the fish and then asks "catch and release?" i usually automatically stop talking to them
- DTF69

so you don't catch and release when it comes to fishing, but when it comes to tinder, you do

so you don't catch and release when it comes to fishing, but when it comes to tinder, you do
- Shutdown

duh

- DTF69

Nice fish

Nice fish
- shvingter88

i caught it for him

i caught it for him
- Apples

female dog please

i caught it for him
- Apples

girls here love it because they're all rednecks and want handy/outdoorsy/non-wussy city boys
- DTF69

Lol

Lol
- Cape Breton Bruins

Lol then they end up with a white glasses wearing video game playing hockeybuzz posting Twitter superhero movie reviewing faggit instead

All jokes aside though that's an awesome fish