I try to be as uninteresting as possible.

One time I began talking about reddit even though I had no idea what it was at the time, and still don't.

Told her I was the moderator of a subreddit and did so with all the joy in the world. She was pretty well ready to end the date after 20 minutes.
- DTF69

So you talk abuot your blogs ?

My angle is this: You ask her to have a 4some with 2 of her other friends.
- WaterBoy

i like it.

but then if she agrees you might have to go to see if you're into the other girls cause then you might actually want to follow through.

problem is if you try that and the other girls are ugly too you're back to square one needing an exit plan.

tinder is complicated.

i like it.

but then if she agrees you might have to go to see if you're into the other girls cause then you might actually want to follow through.

problem is if you try that and the other girls are ugly too you're back to square one needing an exit plan.

tinder is complicated.
- kicksave856

If 2 of her friends are ugly... plan is to get reallly drink really quick and then blame it on erectile disfunction.

Yes that tinder thing is stupid.

If 2 of her friends are ugly... plan is to get reallly drink really quick and then blame it on erectile disfunction.

Yes that tinder thing is stupid.
- WaterBoy

disappointment

chips*



*fu kick
- Shutdown

- kicksave856

would rather eat unsalted saltines

kick i take it back. i dont think we have those here though. i would eat garlic parmesan pretzels.

would rather eat unsalted saltines
- Shutdown

see, now you're just being difficult.

they also offer original, sesame, buffalo wing, and everything flavors.

kick i take it back. i dont think we have those here though. i would eat garlic parmesan pretzels.
- Shutdown

oh.

see, i knew it!

friends again?

oh.

see, i knew it!

friends again?
- kicksave856

*slaps ass*

*slaps ass*
- Shutdown

hockeybuzz is my tinder,

come on, man. you couldn't find any pretzels?


how do you get away from the monster in this situation, btw? do you just tell her "you don't look as good as i though you did" and split? does she get a disappointed look on her face where you can see that this isn't the first time this has happened to her?
- kicksave856

You do this...

http://www.reddit.com/r/h...by_an_oiler_yes_im_a_guy/

You do this...

http://www.reddit.com/r/h...by_an_oiler_yes_im_a_guy/
- laughs2907

hi laughs2907

hi laughs2907
- dt99999

Hi dt99999,

How are you today? Fine I hope.

you go to a nearby bar where your friends are hanging out and have them help you out*


*have a friend who will take anything home.



edit: i don't think anything happened between them besides the face eating i witnessed outside the bar in negative degree weather. it only took about 30 minutes for that to materialize.
- Shutdown

whoa

they were ketchup chips by the way
- Shutdown

was hanging out with two quebecer friends last night
both couldn't stop talking about how many ketchup chips they ate earlier

kick i take it back. i dont think we have those here though. i would eat garlic parmesan pretzels.
- Shutdown

honestly it's the only bad flavor of those pretzel crisps

k bye

honestly it's the only bad flavor of those pretzel crisps
- -davies-

canadian walmart don't have them. if they don't, no one does.

canadian walmart don't have them. if they don't, no one does.
- Shutdown

holy crap walmart has infiltrated your people ?

sorry

holy crap walmart has infiltrated your people ?

sorry
- -davies-

it's not the same experience as american walmart.

it's not the same experience as american walmart.
- Shutdown

you don't see the same desperation in the eyes of the employees ?