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Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 6:10 PM ET
it's hard for us old folks to not think of internet dating as being for losers
- -davies-

i would've agreed with you about 6 months ago
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 6:12 PM ET
Only one girl I was bummed that I got unmatched from was Lana Del Rey looking girl. In one of her pictures she was holding a cookie sheet with cookies.

I will never forget you, Emily.

- DTF69

then there's all the girls i accidentally swiped nope on. maybe 3 or 4 of them, mostly because i swiping through their pictures and accidentally backed out back to the main profile page and swiped left to see more pics,but NOPED instead.
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Nov 11 @ 6:13 PM ET
then there's all the girls i accidentally swiped nope on. maybe 3 or 4 of them, mostly because i swiping through their pictures and accidentally backed out back to the main profile page and swiped left to see more pics,but NOPED instead.
- Shutdown


Thats why I swipe right on basically everyone. A future snapchat whore could have been lost otherwise
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 6:20 PM ET
Thats why I swipe right on basically everyone. A future snapchat whore could have been lost otherwise
- DTF69

i don't like to give the girls who wouldn't have a chance a false sense of hope, because i'm a nice guy like that.
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Nov 11 @ 6:47 PM ET
i don't like to give the girls who wouldn't have a chance a false sense of hope, because i'm a nice guy like that.
- Shutdown


You'd be surprised how few 3's and 4's swipe right on you
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Nov 11 @ 6:48 PM ET
i did one of them, i think it was ok cupid back in like 2008... it never led to anything good...

best experience i had was some complete psycho. we talked about possibly meeting up at this one bar but never made plans. anyway she called me one day and flipped out and said she went there and waited for hours and cried because i never showed up.


i became legitimately frightened and never (frank)ed with the site again.
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Nov 11 @ 6:50 PM ET
Just so it's clear...

we all met online.

- WaterBoy


true


i met most of my boyfriends and my husband at bars
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 6:52 PM ET
i did one of them, i think it was ok cupid back in like 2008... it never led to anything good...

best experience i had was some complete psycho. we talked about possibly meeting up at this one bar but never made plans. anyway she called me one day and flipped out and said she went there and waited for hours and cried because i never showed up.


i became legitimately frightened and never (frank)ed with the site again.

- Crimsoninja

but that's legitimate online dating. tinder is different. try it if you don't have a chantel.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 6:52 PM ET
You'd be surprised how few 3's and 4's swipe right on you
- DTF69

i guess i would be
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Nov 11 @ 6:52 PM ET
but that's legitimate online dating. tinder is different. try it if you don't have a chantel.
- Shutdown

i would but that means i have to get on facebook :\
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Nov 11 @ 6:52 PM ET
i used tinder and then i got some matches and now i have a chantel
- Apples


yesss tell us more
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Nov 11 @ 6:55 PM ET
i did one of them, i think it was ok cupid back in like 2008... it never led to anything good...

best experience i had was some complete psycho. we talked about possibly meeting up at this one bar but never made plans. anyway she called me one day and flipped out and said she went there and waited for hours and cried because i never showed up.


i became legitimately frightened and never (frank)ed with the site again.

- Crimsoninja


g baby ?
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Nov 11 @ 6:56 PM ET
g baby ?
- -davies-

-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Nov 11 @ 7:00 PM ET

- Crimsoninja



lol
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Nov 11 @ 7:03 PM ET
lol
- -davies-

did i ever tell you about when i lived in the boondocks for a year and the girl who used to frequent the one local bar with a gimpy/small arm that she bedazzled with all sorts of bracelets?

anyway she also called herself gbaby.
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 7:04 PM ET

- Crimsoninja

Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 7:05 PM ET
did i ever tell you about when i lived in the boondocks for a year and the girl who used to frequent the one local bar with a gimpy/small arm that she bedazzled with all sorts of bracelets?

anyway she also called herself gbaby.

- Crimsoninja

def same girl
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Nov 11 @ 7:06 PM ET
i guess i would be
- Shutdown


It seems uggos don't try and test their luck that often
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 7:06 PM ET
i would but that means i have to get on facebook :\
- Crimsoninja

i think thats why i didnt get into it earlier. but you can post pictures only you can see, you don't need to add anyone to facebook.
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Nov 11 @ 7:22 PM ET
did i ever tell you about when i lived in the boondocks for a year and the girl who used to frequent the one local bar with a gimpy/small arm that she bedazzled with all sorts of bracelets?

anyway she also called herself gbaby.

- Crimsoninja



what the hell
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Nov 11 @ 7:42 PM ET

- Crimsoninja

kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Nov 11 @ 7:43 PM ET
i think thats why i didnt get into it earlier. but you can post pictures only you can see, you don't need to add anyone to facebook.
- Shutdown

or you can just use a fictional name.

i have a facebook account i never look at and don't know what to do with.

i use a fake name.
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Nov 11 @ 10:57 PM ET
i did one of them, i think it was ok cupid back in like 2008... it never led to anything good...

best experience i had was some complete psycho. we talked about possibly meeting up at this one bar but never made plans. anyway she called me one day and flipped out and said she went there and waited for hours and cried because i never showed up.


i became legitimately frightened and never (frank)ed with the site again.

- Crimsoninja

Sounds like when you came to mtl and we never met.
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Nov 12 @ 2:00 AM ET
Ziggy

Increase your radius dude. The remote female doges are almost usually the slut ones willing to share tits
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Nov 12 @ 10:35 AM ET
My favourite kind of female doges. Floosies.

Also, pro tip. Just swipe everyone right, and then sort out your matches. Way more time efficient.

- DTF69



This is an awful strategy where I am. 3/4's of what appears on the app are on there because they're rather gelatenous.
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