Great.Parenting.Advice.
- desi08

not really, wine is actually more effective for putting him to sleep but the NyQuil is just less messy when you use a funnel.

not really, wine is actually more effective for putting him to sleep but the NyQuil is just less messy when you use a funnel.
- dt99999

I mix Quaaludes into the M&M package. LIGHTS OUT!

I mix Quaaludes into the M&M package. LIGHTS OUT!
- desi08

I give those to the wife.

I'm thinking of banning aplles from this thread also.

I'm thinking of banning aplles from this thread also.
- dt99999

good call.

good call.
- desi08

thanks man.

The zamboni guy was not happy at the little brown puddle of spittle I left on the ice ear the becnh yesterday.

thanks man.

The zamboni guy was not happy at the little brown puddle of spittle I left on the ice ear the becnh yesterday.
- dt99999

(frank) him. Tell him to lower the blade a tad. For Christ.

(frank) him. Tell him to lower the blade a tad. For Christ.
- desi08

I would but I'm still trying to figure out what langauge he speaks.

I would but I'm still trying to figure out what langauge he speaks.
- dt99999

Oh, Grab a razor and run it down his arm normally. Then run it down his arm and take the skin off. If he does not get it after that, cut off two of his fingers.

Oh, Grab a razor and run it down his arm normally. Then run it down his arm and take the skin off. If he does not get it after that, cut off two of his fingers.
- desi08

I would but I need to make sure one of my buddies or myself can operate the zamboni first.

I would but I need to make sure one of my buddies or myself can operate the zamboni first.
- dt99999

Not my problem. I deal with personal matters not logistical ones.

Not my problem. I deal with personal matters not logistical ones.
- desi08

you need to see the big picture.

For example, I pretended last week to be interested in Zumba in order to get Gbaby to send me naked pics. It did not work however the seed has been plated and one night when she's feeling lonely and in need of some man-meat, the offer will return to her mind and she will seek me out.

you need to see the big picture.

For example, I pretended last week to be interested in Zumba in order to get Gbaby to send me naked pics. It did not work however the seed has been plated and one night when she's feeling lonely and in need of some man-meat, the offer will return to her mind and she will seek me out.
- dt99999

Good luck. Tell me how it works out.

Good luck. Tell me how it works out.
- desi08

It won't

- dt99999

bmcnally14

Mike Knuble on Dylan Yeo ignoring wide-open Ovechkin, scoring himself: "It takes balls to blow off Alex when he's ready to shoot the puck."

bmcnally14

Mike Knuble on Dylan Yeo ignoring wide-open Ovechkin, scoring himself: "It takes balls to blow off Alex when he's ready to shoot the puck."
- desi08

- dt99999

tee-hee. I know someone getting cut from Caps camps.

tee-hee. I know someone getting cut from Caps camps.
- desi08

Is he brown?

Is he brown?
- dt99999

yellow.

yellow.
- desi08

poor bastard...



tomorrow is the big day... after testing it out last winter and whining about it all summer long.... dt99999 jr. makes his official on-ice debut tomorrow....


His shin pads do not even fit my forearm!!

poor bastard...



tomorrow is the big day... after testing it out last winter and whining about it all summer long.... dt99999 jr. makes his official on-ice debut tomorrow....


His shin pads do not even fit my forearm!!
- dt99999

Does he know how to play like a tEEm player or just a team player?

Does he know how to play like a tEEm player or just a team player?
- DTF69

he's a bit of a hog at ball hockey to be honest with you.... He's taking skating until January and starting hockey then... we'll see. I'm trying to make him understand that to make a splash he'll have to hit someone really hard on his first shift...

he's a bit of a hog at ball hockey to be honest with you.... He's taking skating until January and starting hockey then... we'll see. I'm trying to make him understand that to make a splash he'll have to hit someone really hard on his first shift...
- dt99999

Thats what I do. Tell him that for motivation.

he's a bit of a hog at ball hockey to be honest with you.... He's taking skating until January and starting hockey then... we'll see. I'm trying to make him understand that to make a splash he'll have to hit someone really hard on his first shift...
- dt99999

like his favorite tEEm player, Tabarnak Desi?