- Flyfreaky

dude. nobody pees on ultraman.

- Don'tForgetTocchet

nice one

- Don'tForgetTocchet

Dave hates me.

Dave hates me.
- Pike_Tyson

brah !

- Crimsoninja

- Crimsoninja

- Crimsoninja

brah !
- Don'tForgetTocchet

(btw can you ask these jerks to stop putting smut on my depreciation thread)

https://v.cdn.vine.co/v/v...4VVPbAarLHstD3CCN706wncla

- watsonnostaw

Weekend at Stormey's?

Weekend at Stormey's?
- Flyskippy

https://vines.s3.amazonaw...SlZNfbvzqOyl8Wwv0UfWgOtV7

https://v.cdn.vine.co/v/v...9uOxvfzMIhNsMT858PMWyLdIs

Pikey I now have Batman as my phones lock screen.

Pikey I now have Batman as my phones lock screen.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Good.

New Class: Overnight 7-Eleven Clerk (WIP)
OVERNIGHT 7-ELEVEN CLERK

Overnight 7-Eleven clerks are overworked underpaid servants of the man. Their job entitles stocking, cleaning with toothbrushes, and dealing with difficult customers. They tend to be smart-alecky with a little dash of stank in their attitude. Staying up all night puts a lot of stress on the body, they don't tend to live very long. The maximum age for the clerks chosen race is reduced by 50%. By the time they are a few years into adulthood, gray is showing, and quite a lot of hair is already missing from the scalp.

ABILITIES

DETECT EBT (Wisdom): Overnight 7-Eleven clerks have mastered the art of detecting customers who are going to use EBT (Food Stamps). Using this ability requires that the clerk study the customer's actions for at least 1 minute. EBT customers tend to be slightly ragged (but not always), will spend at least 10 minutes in the store usually saying "I don't know what I want", and eventually come to the counter with a bunch of junk food. When using this ability the clerk must roll a wisdom check to prevent going in to a frenzy. Overnight 7-Eleven clerks make about a hundred dollars too much to qualify for the full amount of foodstamps. It enrages the clerk because they see the balance on the card and it says anywhere from 200-1,000 dollars and is being wasted on overpriced junk food. If the wisdom check fails, the clerk screams out at the customer using maximum vulgarity. A wisdom saving throw is allowed each round to stop the frenzy. Failure also means the customer is going to call corporate on the clerk. There is a 5% chance that the clerk will be fired, as corporate rarely cares what the employees do.

ENDURANCE (Constitution): Overnight 7-Eleven clerks rarely get any sleep. To do anything normal, like go to kids school events, grocery shop, court, etc requires the clerk to be up during the day which leaves very little time to sleep. The clerk can get a minimum of 4 hours of sleep a day and still function correctly at work. For every hour less than 4 a constitution check is required to keep from passing out of exhaustion.

HOLD BLADDER (Constitution): Overnight 7-Eleven clerks are rarely able to take bathroom brakes due to a customer walking in as soon as one leaves. They have learned to hold their bladder for extended periods of time. The clerk can go 4 hours without going to the bathroom. For every hour past this, a constitution check is required. If the clerk fails, he must leave the line of customers and run to the bathroom. A dexterity check is required to avoid tripping over trash that the customers throw on the floor.

SPOT SHOPLIFTER (Wisdom): Shoplifters are very common in the business and are even more common overnight. Shoplifters seem to think just because there is 1 person overnight and that they are probably half asleep, that they can sneak out some product. This is not the case with an overnight 7-Eleven clerk. They are very keen on detecting shaddyness even while distracted by other customers or putting up the trucks. With a successful wisdom check, the clerk senses that a customer is shoplifting. If the check is passed by 5 or more, than the clerk caught the shoplifter in the act.

QUICK CIG (Constitution): It is a rare occurrence that an overnight 7-Eleven clerk can make it out for a cigarette without a customer approaching. Overnight 7-Eleven clerks have learned to smoke an entire cigarette in under a minute. The clerk can smoke a couple seconds slower by still smoking while the customer is approaching the door. When a customer sees a clerk smoking, there is a 50% chance that the customer says something along the lines of "Must be nice" or "Man, wish I had a job that easy, you have it good".

SUMMON CUSTOMERS: If for some reason the night is slow, an overnight 7-Eleven clerk can summon customers at will. All that is required is the clerk to go for a cigarette, go to the bathroom, or mop the floor. If one of these are done a customer instantly appears out of nowhere. If the floor was mopped, the summoned customer walks down every isle making sure to shuffle their feet to cause the clerk to have to re-mop it over and over again. The customer will usually say "Sorry about the floor", when they are not sorry. If they were they would of waited outside for 5 minutes so it could properly dry.

TRESPASS (Charisma): An overnight 7-Eleven clerk is always aware of their surroundings, even what's going out outside. The clerk randomly glances out the window to see if bums are harassing customers. If a bum is spotted, he immediately stops what he is doing, calls the cops, starts cussing him out and moves forward with the violence. The cops tend to come out quick so they can laugh at the bum who just got stomped into the ground. With a successful charisma check the cops don't pursue any questioning or charges against the clerk. If the check fails, the cops will question the clerk, but still won't pursue any charges.

PRIME ATTRIBUTE: Wisdom
ALIGNMENT: Any
ARMOR: Black dress-pants, khakis, milk crate, smock
WEAPONS: Broom, kitchen knife, tackle, tongs
ABILITIES: Detect EBT, endurance, hold bladder, spot shoplifter, quick cig, summon customers, trespass

Admit it Pikey, the first thing you thought was "wow, his/her deltoids are way underdeveloped compared to his biceps."

Admit it Pikey, the first thing you thought was "wow, his/her deltoids are way underdeveloped compared to his biceps."
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Wow now that you mention it.

Wow now that you mention it.
- Pike_Tyson

Disturbing isn't it?

Admit it Pikey, the first thing you thought was "wow, his/her deltoids are way underdeveloped compared to his biceps."
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Weirdoh?