Talking to my insurance company and they put me on hold about five minutes ago. I can't remember the last thing the guy said to me because I was reading this site. Not sure why I'm on hold now or if I'm supposed to hang up or wut.
- Pikey

excellent depreciation

I would 100 percent kill you.
- Pikey

you forgot to say what for.

excellent depreciation
- Don'tForgetTocchet

Turns out I was waiting for his computer to work so it could send me an e-mail of confirmation.

you forgot to say what for.
- kicksave856

The statement stands on its own.

Talking to my insurance company and they put me on hold about five minutes ago. I can't remember the last thing the guy said to me because I was reading this site. Not sure why I'm on hold now or if I'm supposed to hang up or wut.
- Pikey

i do that too. i'll be on the phone with a girl and i'll be like "look, mjl is pawning n00bs, bo is banning everyone i know, aight doesn't like bananas, dellio hasn't eaten in months, boo and byng might be black girls, and pikey is antagonistically discussing deer with glucker while he draws superheroes with dave who is giving grammar lessons. meanwhile, you still have your clothes on. how am i supposed to pay attention to you right now?

The statement stands on its own.
- Pikey

depreciation complete?

i do that too. i'll be on the phone with a girl and i'll be like "look, mjl is pawning n00bs, bo is banning everyone i know, aight doesn't like bananas, dellio hasn't eaten in months, boo and byng might be black girls, and pikey is antagonistically discussing deer with glucker while he draws superheroes with dave who is giving grammar lessons. meanwhile, you still have your clothes on. how am i supposed to pay attention to you right now?
- kicksave856

I don't have my clothes on.

I don't have my clothes on.
- Pikey

*pays close attention*

i almost went "clothes attention" there, but i thought it was too much of a stretch.

i almost went "clothes attention" there, but i thought it was too much of a stretch.
- kicksave856

Is that a fat joke?

Is that a fat joke?
- Pikey

i wouldn't even.

you haven't had a donut incident in almost a year.

I don't have my clothes on.
- Pikey

now jeff goldblum is hitting the windows by the computer and it's stressing out realdavies

the cats are ignoring it

now jeff goldblum is hitting the windows by the computer and it's stressing out realdavies

the cats are ignoring it
- Don'tForgetTocchet

Can you open the window or are you too high up?

now jeff goldblum is hitting the windows by the computer and it's stressing out realdavies

the cats are ignoring it
- Don'tForgetTocchet

noooooooooooo, don't let realdavies stress out.

Can you open the window or are you too high up?
- Pikey

i opened it a few inches

if i move the screen too far i'll be wrestling cats

too tired to wrestle cats right meow

i opened it a few inches

if i move the screen too far i'll be wrestling cats

too tired to wrestle cats right meow
- Don'tForgetTocchet

It's going to take all the magic you know just to get out that situation.

It's going to take all the magic you know just to get out that situation.
- Pikey

without my horse pretty sure i'm fuked

without my horse pretty sure i'm fuked
- Don'tForgetTocchet

Can you reload to when you came into the apartment?

Can you reload to when you came into the apartment?
- Pikey

checkpoint reached

checkpoint reached
- kicksave856

This is why I always click the poop out of F5 (quick save not kicksave).

(sorry)

Can you reload to when you came into the apartment?
- Pikey

This is why I always click the poop out of F5 (quick save not kicksave).

(sorry)
- Pikey

you know you click the poop out of me too.


(i don't even know what i just said)

- Ketchup

hey, pal.