No! NOO NO NO NO NO!

...much worse...
- Pikey

poop, pikey. wtf?

i waited all this time.

poop, pikey. wtf?

i waited all this time.
- kicksave856

Basically you're going to get married and impregnate your wife. She's going to be a hot redhead. But then your aunt is shot because you revealed your secret identity to the world and so you make a deal with Mephisto where your aunt gets to live but time is altered so your marriage and child never occured.

Basically you're going to get married and impregnate your wife. She's going to be a hot redhead. But then your aunt is shot because you revealed your secret identity to the world and so you make a deal with Mephisto where your aunt gets to live but time is altered so your marriage and child never occured.
- Pikey

am i spiderman? cause that sounds like i might be spiderman and that would be awesome.

Basically you're going to get married and impregnate your wife. She's going to be a hot redhead. But then your aunt is shot because you revealed your secret identity to the world and so you make a deal with Mephisto where your aunt gets to live but time is altered so your marriage and child never occured.
- Pikey

and when do you drop the bomb that (pregnant pause) zero isn't a number???

am i spiderman? cause that sounds like i might be spiderman and that would be awesome.
- kicksave856

...

maybe....

...

maybe....
- Pikey

*is so (frank)ing excited*

and when do you drop the bomb that (pregnant pause) zero isn't a number???
- TheTaoOfSemenko

That never happens. Zero is too an effing number. And it can totally be counted on a number line using one to one correspondence. You're bullpoop.

...

maybe....
- Pikey

I don't know how to break the news to you Pikes but......the Dr.Dellio thread is gone.

*is so (frank)ing excited*
- kicksave856

Soon after you get to join the Fantastic Four though....that's not as cool.

That never happens. Zero is too an effing number. And it can totally be counted on a number line using one to one correspondence. You're bullpoop.
- Pikey

Should I reiterate how I missed you or is that starting to verge into awkward territory?

I don't know how to break the news to you Pikes but......the Dr.Dellio thread is gone.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

too much anti-semitism? What did it in finally?

and when do you drop the bomb that (pregnant pause) zero isn't a number???
- TheTaoOfSemenko

btw, i never even went near pause. i barely even know her. so don't try pinning that poop on me.

Should I reiterate how I missed you or is that starting to verge into awkward territory?
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Let's just drop it and talk about how antimatter has been stored for up to 16 minutes!!!

Soon after you get to join the Fantastic Four though....that's not as cool.
- Pikey

i had a ff subscription when i was a kid. i know what i'm getting myself into.

too much anti-semitism? What did it in finally?
- Pikey

He dragged his feet on the Dellio awards, I spammed his thread with Charlie Sheen pics one day until crims insulted me and I felt small, then Glucky started epic longcats and I joined in and then I posted a picture of a morbidly obese russian stripper that had dropped a bar of soap.

i had a ff subscription when i was a kid. i know what i'm getting myself into.
- kicksave856

Good, but I'm not sure you're aware that the Human Torch died and you're now the comic relief. Anyway, we're getting ahead of ourselves. You still have lots of crap to go through from the Kravenoff family.... but you didn't hear it from me.

He dragged his feet on the Dellio awards, I spammed his thread with Charlie Sheen pics one day until crims insulted me and I felt small, then Glucky started epic longcats and I joined in and then I posted a picture of a morbidly obese russian stripper that had dropped a bar of soap.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

never did get to see that picture.

Let's just drop it and talk about how antimatter has been stored for up to 16 minutes!!!
- Pikey

Hey! Have you read about the giant neutrino capture device they have 2 miles underground? They think it will eventually help them understand dark matter and perhaps lead to physical applications.

Good, but I'm not sure you're aware that the Human Torch died and you're now the comic relief. Anyway, we're getting ahead of ourselves. You still have lots of crap to go through from the Kravenoff family.... but you didn't hear it from me.
- Pikey

mums the word. thanks for the heads up.

never did get to see that picture.
- kicksave856

and you're disappointed by this?

He dragged his feet on the Dellio awards, I spammed his thread with Charlie Sheen pics one day until crims insulted me and I felt small, then Glucky started epic longcats and I joined in and then I posted a picture of a morbidly obese russian stripper that had dropped a bar of soap.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Why didn't dellio start up a new practice? Has he been negligent?

and you're disappointed by this?
- TheTaoOfSemenko

i feel i should have shared in the final moments of that thread. i was up for many dellio awards, you know.

Why didn't dellio start up a new practice? Has he been negligent?
- Pikey

if someone made one i think he'd start right back up.

Hey! Have you read about the giant neutrino capture device they have 2 miles underground? They think it will eventually help them understand dark matter and perhaps lead to physical applications.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

They'll never really capture those pesky massless neutrinos. Good luck to them.

i'm gonna have a bowl of cereal and watch the riots for a bit.