Not a chance.
- shvingter88

Why would a lack of padding make it harder to avoid being hit by a slow jab?

Why would a lack of padding make it harder to avoid being hit by a slow jab?
- Pikey

I'm trying to think of something, but I can't. I am to tired today.

Why would a lack of padding make it harder to avoid being hit by a slow jab?
- Pikey

It wouldn't. Q isn't actually omnipotent.

I'm trying to think of something, but I can't. I am to tired today.
- shvingter88

I'm tired too. Really tired. But I have three hours of martial arts starting at 6:30. Fortunately only the hour kickboxing class will likely be very tiring. Will report back to davies.

It wouldn't. Q isn't actually omnipotent.
- sanfordnson

No, you're right. He isn't. It's been demonstrated several times.

No, you're right. He isn't. It's been demonstrated several times.
- Pikey

Therefore The Force>Q.

I'm tired too. Really tired. But I have three hours of martial arts starting at 6:30. Fortunately only the hour kickboxing class will likely be very tiring. Will report back to davies.
- Pikey

oh goodie you started. The suspense is most definitely getting to davies, I'm sure.

Therefore The Force>Q.
- sanfordnson

Doesn't make sense. The force isn't even sentient.

oh goodie you started. The suspense is most definitely getting to davies, I'm sure.
- shvingter88

I only signed up for six classes. Doing three tonite and three tomorrow nite.

Going to try another place too and see which I like best and what the prices are.

It'll all be in the newsletter.

I only signed up for six classes. Doing three tonite and three tomorrow nite.

Going to try another place too and see which I like best and what the prices are.

It'll all be in the newsletter.
- Pikey

Nice, any names at these places, or are they all bums?

Nice, any names at these places, or are they all bums?
- shvingter88

You mean like fighters? This NX Martial Arts place told me one kickboxing guy there spars with GSP sometimes in Montreal but that's all they said. I think he said someone there fights MMA in Gatineau.

Remember MMA hasn't been legal in ON until like two weeks ago. Most MMA guys in the area live in Gatineau.

Doesn't make sense. The force isn't even sentient.
- Pikey

I have no response, as the Star Wars universe doesn't really have any God-like figures. Yoda would kick Capt. Kirks ass?

I have no response, as the Star Wars universe doesn't really have any God-like figures. Yoda would kick Capt. Kirks ass?
- sanfordnson

Sigh.

We've been through this. If they just fought one on one without any of their advantages then Kirk would win. Give Yoda the force and Yoda would win. Give Kirk a phaser rifle and Yoda is (frank)ed.

Sigh.

We've been through this. If they just fought one on one without any of their advantages then Kirk would win. Give Yoda the force and Yoda would win. Give Kirk a phaser rifle and Yoda is (frank)ed.
- Pikey

Yoda would simply take the phaser away with the force and then dice Kirk up with his Sabre. No contest.

You mean like fighters? This NX Martial Arts place told me one kickboxing guy there spars with GSP sometimes in Montreal but that's all they said. I think he said someone there fights MMA in Gatineau.

Remember MMA hasn't been legal in ON until like two weeks ago. Most MMA guys in the area live in Gatineau.
- Pikey

Oh, I didn't know that. Good for you guys.

Yoda would simply take the phaser away with the force and then dice Kirk up with his Sabre. No contest.
- sanfordnson

BS. Yoda wouldn't have time. The only reason that worked on Han was because it was a blaster that fired bolts so Vader could stop those. If it was a phaser on wide beam at maximum Yoda and the city block are gone.

Oh, I didn't know that. Good for you guys.
- shvingter88

Meh, not really. Boxing has been legal here for a long time but the government hates combat sports here so the Ontario Athletic Commission makes it so hard to put on and promote a show that most people don't bother.

MMA is legal and the UFC wants to do a show and they totally can if they're willing to put up with all the BS but my guess is they'll only put up with so much and smaller companies won't bother.

I'm sure it doesn't. I didn't mean can't take getting hit with jabs. I meant can't avoid or parry jabs or any straight punches for that matter. A pro fighter who can't deal with straight punches and tries to wing around every punch in a super obvious manner and this guy was supposed to be the number 1 contender.

Shameful, really.
- Pikey

Agreed. The inability of many of these fighters to parry, counterpunch, or even dodge is laughable.

Meh, not really. Boxing has been legal here for a long time but the government hates combat sports here so the Ontario Athletic Commission makes it so hard to put on and promote a show that most people don't bother.

MMA is legal and the UFC wants to do a show and they totally can if they're willing to put up with all the BS but my guess is they'll only put up with so much and smaller companies won't bother.
- Pikey

Dana White gets what Dana White wants.

Agreed. The inability of many of these fighters to parry, counterpunch, or even dodge is laughable.
- BINGO!

Really, no head movement, no pocket fighting and no parrying. Make fun of boxing all you want but if Koschek spent some time learning these things his orbital bone would be in one piece.

Time to call Freddie.

BS. Yoda wouldn't have time. The only reason that worked on Han was because it was a blaster that fired bolts so Vader could stop those. If it was a phaser on wide beam at maximum Yoda and the city block are gone.
- Pikey

Nope. Yoda first puts the safety on with force, takes the phaser away and then using mind control forces Kirk to beam them both up whereupon he proceeds to Force-rape everyone on the Enterprise and fire the Enterprises weapons at any other Starfleet ships in the area. Yoda then beams up Chewbacca and Solo to commence the "re-breeding" process.

Dana White gets what Dana White wants.
- shvingter88

I'm talking about promoters whose fighters make sums of money that would make Dana White blush.

I think White will just do it to keep Ontario fans onside, which is smart, but he's not going to have fun doing so.

Nope. Yoda first puts the safety on with force, takes the phaser away and then using mind control forces Kirk to beam them both up whereupon he proceeds to Force-rape everyone on the Enterprise and fire the Enterprises weapons at any other Starfleet ships in the area. Yoda then beams up Chewbacca and Solo to commence the "re-breeding" process.
- sanfordnson

No way. If we bring the Enterprise into this then Yoda and the planet he's on are toast.

No way. If we bring the Enterprise into this then Yoda and the planet he's on are toast.
- Pikey

They would just kill Captain Kirk? Boy Starfleet is merciless and cruel.

They would just kill Captain Kirk? Boy Starfleet is merciless and cruel.
- sanfordnson

No, he'd be on it obviously.