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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Mar 9 @ 1:23 PM ET
thanks UG
Two_For_Truth
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: If the NHL wanted to cut ties
Joined: 06.27.2012

Mar 13 @ 4:52 PM ET
Don't mean to be rude but put down the bong... right now Gardiner is not top 3... might even be pushed to 5th... Phaneuf.. Franson.. Fraser.. Gunnar when his hip is good.. and even Liles is a head of him.. he played absolutely no D.. zero in those games.. sure he can score in the AHL without playing D.. and he is still a minus... even though he has scored 30 pts..

Gardiner only has to be upset with himself.. not his agent.. not Nonis.. only himself..

He played a bunch of games under Carlyle last year.. he knew the system.. yet he thought he was too good for the new coaches system... that he didn't have to play it.. because he is this hot rookie.. tool... screw him... Burke and his I got to get rid of privilege.. yet all the mofos he recruited for the most part he got on the team... Carlyle had to slap to their senses... and still has to on a regular basis.

Ron Wilson's first half winning team was one of the worst LEAF teams I have seen in the HISTORY of the Leafs.. the softest.. teams.. and I could see the collapse long before it ever came... Goalies and defensive D men were left to fend for themselves... with more tap in goals on 3rd to 5th attempts as I have ever seen in my life.

Yet after 1 stinker of a game.. and two losses to the two best teams in the east F the Habs.. we all know they are first round exits... and will be hanging Price soon... all the Leaf fans want to abandon the plan... one of which still hasn't hammered the softness of of some of these Burke elite... you are questioning the coach... who has made these guys compete almost every night... bar maybe 3 games.. when we didn't even compete that hard last season...

Gardiner had a roster spot... and he blew it with his attitude... he was punished justly.. and up until this last week was a horrible minus even in the AHL. Now he has 3 games before he can't clear waivers... I am sure that silver spoon in his mouth mofo.. would love to come up and force his way into the press box.. with his attitude.. because he is too good.. for buses.

So even tho I think he has great upside and the body to play a solid two way game.. I don't think he has learned anything yet... and his attitude proves that.. if there ever was a Muskoka player it would be him... with his attitude.. he might even miss the late call-up to this season once they move out bodies.. and Reilly might walk straight in.. and with no waiver issues walk right into the team.. and leave him demoted until next year.

I have never seen as many soft players.. as I have seen under Burke's regime.. and it is taking AHLers with less talent.. who have performed better.. for longer stretches to prove it to some of those prima-donas.. sure some of them haven't played awesome of late even tho the competition has been greater.. it is still more games played better than any of the others... Gardiner in two games.. was a minus... even Komi has been a plus in 4 games...

STFU.. sit down.. learn from your mistakes.. and when you are called up.. you will have a regular roster spot again... although the way he is going... there are many rookies coming next year.. that he could be there for a while.

- DoctorNHL - 3 / 12 / 2013
homiedclown
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We want 1, FL
Joined: 02.24.2008

Mar 15 @ 6:48 PM ET

That picture makes perfect sense.

A shortage of water is a major concern in the world today. Darth Vader has decided to forsake the dark side and try and make a positive contribution to society, to atone for his past evil acts.

He started out trying large-scale solutions - and was supervising the construction of a giant desalinization plant on the Red Sea coast of Africa - alas, the scale of the construction project, it's reinforced steel exterior, and the odd choice to make the primary structure spherical in nature was too much a reminder of another construction job he had overseen - and he couldn't take it. Therefore, Darth decided the only way he could truly free his conscience, nay, his SOUL from his past was to work on a more humble, micro level.

In this picture, he is making fresh water one bottle at a time for a small gathering of Sudanese children (off frame), and repairing his sense of humanity.
- nfph 3/15/13
Dgrdnr
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Newly appointed ambassador of the Nordiques thread
Joined: 10.12.2009

Mar 15 @ 7:01 PM ET

That picture makes perfect sense.

A shortage of water is a major concern in the world today. Darth Vader has decided to forsake the dark side and try and make a positive contribution to society, to atone for his past evil acts.

He started out trying large-scale solutions - and was supervising the construction of a giant desalinization plant on the Red Sea coast of Africa - alas, the scale of the construction project, it's reinforced steel exterior, and the odd choice to make the primary structure spherical in nature was too much a reminder of another construction job he had overseen - and he couldn't take it. Therefore, Darth decided the only way he could truly free his conscience, nay, his SOUL from his past was to work on a more humble, micro level.

In this picture, he is making fresh water one bottle at a time for a small gathering of Sudanese children (off frame), and repairing his sense of humanity.
- nfph 3/15/13

- homiedclown


yes
Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008

Mar 15 @ 7:04 PM ET

That picture makes perfect sense.

A shortage of water is a major concern in the world today. Darth Vader has decided to forsake the dark side and try and make a positive contribution to society, to atone for his past evil acts.

He started out trying large-scale solutions - and was supervising the construction of a giant desalinization plant on the Red Sea coast of Africa - alas, the scale of the construction project, it's reinforced steel exterior, and the odd choice to make the primary structure spherical in nature was too much a reminder of another construction job he had overseen - and he couldn't take it. Therefore, Darth decided the only way he could truly free his conscience, nay, his SOUL from his past was to work on a more humble, micro level.

In this picture, he is making fresh water one bottle at a time for a small gathering of Sudanese children (off frame), and repairing his sense of humanity.
- nfph 3/15/13

- homiedclown

He died after taking 100000000000 volts of force lightning, and was subsequently cremated on the forest moon Endor.

This post makes no sense at all.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Mar 15 @ 7:11 PM ET
Guys its just a movie.
PoileRulezzzYo
Nashville Predators
Location: #Where'sDavidPoileHiding?
Joined: 09.21.2009

Mar 16 @ 6:42 PM ET
(Quate)

It seems that every fan or analyst watching the Wings play this year is at a loss for words when it comes to our scoring and power play - not that these thing's don't need to improve - but continue to describe those two areas of our team as our Achilles heal. Let me me point out that our depth at forward is NOT the issue with this team.


We have two of the best two way forwards in the world, centering our first two lines. We have them paired with capable, at the very least, players in Franzen, Filpulla, and Brunner. Throw in Bertuzzi, Tatar or Sammy as Datsyuk's other winger and you have one of the better top 6's in the league. Helm as a third line center, with Abby in a role he thrives in (not on Pavs wing as a scorer) and again, a very solid third line. I know injuries have been a big part of the problem this year, but people are forgetting who we have in the lineup when it comes to trade talk.


Our offence has struggled because of our DEFENCE. When you roster such a young, but immobile defense core - your offence struggles the most. With experience comes poise, and with poise comes a better first pass, a smoother transition and a smarter chip to exit the zone. I don't care if you have Datsyuk and Z playing together, if they start every shift in there own zone and spend 15-20 seconds trying to breakout, even there offence is going to struggle.


In our top 6 -

Kronwall - Ericsson

Quincey - Smith
Kindl - Lashoff


You have by all intensive purposes, 3 rookies that seem to play a very similar, conservative game, a player in Quincey who has played 2 full seasons in the NHL, with limited offensive ability, Ericsson who has never cracked the top 4 in his career before doing so by default this year, and the furthest thing from offensively minded, and then Kronwall. I love Kronner but the guy has only been better than +5 once in his career. He only hits in the playoffs, and is actually a better skater than passer (doing little for our forwards).


I have been most disappointed with Smith, hes getting top 4 minutes, had a ton of hype coming into the season about his offensive instincts (which I believe show potential) but has 1 ASSIST this season.


All in all, we need to focus on guys like Bouwmeester, Dekeyser, Streit, Yandle, Gardiner, etc. before even considering adding a guy like Corey Perry at $8.5 mill per. One of those players would help our cause more than I think Perry would, just based on getting out of our zone alone. In all of the games I've watched this year, one thing stands out - the lack of odd man rushes we have produced resulting from a good outlet/stretch pass. The only breakaway I can even remember was Franzen's goal on a pass from Brunner.


Looking back at our last Stanley Cup run in 2008, out of 12 forwards we had in the lineup - 7 are on the team right now. And instead of Hudler, Draper, and Holmstrom - we have Tootoo, Brunner, and Bertuzzi. Helm and Abdelkader are much better players than they were then, so I can really only point to the difference on D as to why that team was a dominant cup winner, and this team is far from guaranteed a playoff birth. Oh ya, and our goaltending that season was a split between Hasek and Osgood. (Ozzie replaced Hasek in the first round). I would take Howard and how hes playing this season over those two.

- Muskoka88


Wings fans have a lot to talk about when their team blows.
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Mar 16 @ 6:44 PM ET
Lol ur (frank)ed in the head random poop is so (frank)ing stupid, im gonna give you some pointers
1. Big is not necessaraly funny
2.insults are wat make the opponet cry making the individual insulting smile
3.Acting black will get you shot,sure in the end its gonna be pretty funny a shotem up white boy shot execution style by local gangbanngers.
4.Comedy is a hard to to succed at excpesially ur a (frank)in loser who cant make any one laugh
5.Insulting me is only gonna make your situation worse as soon as someone says somthin to me theres no line i would merly be telling jokes in an attempt to hurt your feelings.
6.There always one 40 year old virgin type whos trapped in the closet that you can expose there easy targets as soon as many people get involed the more likely he will
a)commit suicide
B)leave the forum
c)Turn to emo slit your slef music and and masturbation
d)Take out your anger on society and become a serial killing rapist
7.There are many ways to tell a joke sugar coating is not an option
8.You want your enemy to belive that he is getting under your skin
9.Jokes about family members is not appropriate inividual jokes and attacks are what we are here for
10) Most of you guys are little someone who is attracted to the opposite sex female doges that masturbate in the dark, its weird also most of you are probably that outcast type with no friends who internet date and meet friends in chat rooms and yeah society call them pedafiles and i think its (frank)ed up so you know maby dialing down the hole bad boy tough poop thing is a little clitche and wont work and will eventually get you made fun of sooner or later, thats my warning take it in i suggest you do cause theres nothing more that id rather then make you cry and quite and leave theis forum and eventually turn to a life of violence and incompatence and unable to succed when with a woman or like most of you little female doges turn to men. Homosexuality is very weird and frowned upon and 3/4 of the worldwill rezent you and make fun of you so you gotta ask you self if its really worth it?

- RPM03


Bump. All Hail the King.
PoileRulezzzYo
Nashville Predators
Location: #Where'sDavidPoileHiding?
Joined: 09.21.2009

Mar 16 @ 6:47 PM ET
Bump. All Hail the King.
- BINGO!


That is a classic.
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Mar 16 @ 6:50 PM ET
That is a classic.
- PoileRulezzzYo



I miss the old Trollapalooza thread. Part of that one was actually directed at me. *sniff*
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Mar 16 @ 6:53 PM ET
I miss the old Trollapalooza thread. Part of that one was actually directed at me. *sniff*
- BINGO!

Confessions of A Raping Flatlander.
PoileRulezzzYo
Nashville Predators
Location: #Where'sDavidPoileHiding?
Joined: 09.21.2009

Mar 16 @ 6:54 PM ET
Confessions of A Raping Flatlander.
- sanfordnson


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PoileRulezzzYo
Nashville Predators
Location: #Where'sDavidPoileHiding?
Joined: 09.21.2009

Mar 16 @ 6:55 PM ET
I miss the old Trollapalooza thread. Part of that one was actually directed at me. *sniff*
- BINGO!


I must have missed out on that one...the Misc Threads have gone to poop.
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Mar 16 @ 6:58 PM ET
Confessions of A Raping Flatlander.
- sanfordnson


PoileRulezzzYo
Nashville Predators
Location: #Where'sDavidPoileHiding?
Joined: 09.21.2009

Mar 17 @ 3:36 PM ET
Ya the leafs would be ripping up the league and would have clinched a playoff spot already if they had seguin-Hamilton and no Kessel - I think the bruins would be in the same position even without the trade - you should read your post and my reply - frankn Americans stick to Basketball - worry more about the wild and their wild spending then the leafs and their trades - trade is fine by the leaf fans that's all that matters I would think - frankn off
-Garnie


Leafland
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: MATTHEW 20:16 "So the last will be first, and the first will be last.", ON
Joined: 10.25.2011

Mar 20 @ 8:16 PM ET
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These are just the ones Howard gave you.

- LeafMan

muffin_man
Montreal Canadiens
Location: no problem, as s hole - Eric Engels, NY
Joined: 02.10.2007

Mar 20 @ 10:12 PM ET
[quote=Leafland]
Not sure who needs a life more, Howie or the dude who got all the bans...
Pie
Montreal Canadiens
Location: taking the low road
Joined: 10.14.2006

Mar 20 @ 10:15 PM ET
Not sure who needs a life more, Howie or the dude who got all the bans...
- muffin_man

yemmey
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Mar 20 @ 10:17 PM ET
Not sure who needs a life more, Howie or the dude who got all the bans...
- muffin_man

leave me out of this
mykokes
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: RELEASE THE LATVIAN!, ON
Joined: 11.09.2009

Mar 27 @ 9:16 PM ET
Richard Cloutier
Edmonton Oilers Blogger • RSS • Archive • CONTACT
If I'm right about what is going to occur, this could be my Scoop of the Year.

It sounds like the Calgary Flames have a deal in place to move Jarome Iginla to Boston. It is believed the Bruins will give up a 1st round pick and two prospects in the deal.

Hold your breath folks...there is an Oilers angle to this.

The Oilers will be dealing defenseman Ryan Whitney, Magnus Paajarvi, and a third asset (Anton Lander perhaps) to the Boston Bruins for Milan Lucic. Then Paajarvi will be shifted to the Flames as part of the Iginla deal.

What is holding up the deal is Danny DeKeyser. The Oilers are waiting for DeKeyser to verify that he's joining the Oilers. Once this occurs, the entire situation will unfold.

I'll keep you posted if I hear anything further.
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010

Mar 27 @ 9:47 PM ET
Wow, I can't believe I'm just discovering this poop now.
Fruitcakenipple
Location: NF
Joined: 01.12.2011

Mar 27 @ 9:54 PM ET
Richard Cloutier
Edmonton Oilers Blogger • RSS • Archive • CONTACT
If I'm right about what is going to occur, this could be my Scoop of the Year.

It sounds like the Calgary Flames have a deal in place to move Jarome Iginla to Boston. It is believed the Bruins will give up a 1st round pick and two prospects in the deal.

Hold your breath folks...there is an Oilers angle to this.

The Oilers will be dealing defenseman Ryan Whitney, Magnus Paajarvi, and a third asset (Anton Lander perhaps) to the Boston Bruins for Milan Lucic. Then Paajarvi will be shifted to the Flames as part of the Iginla deal.

What is holding up the deal is Danny DeKeyser. The Oilers are waiting for DeKeyser to verify that he's joining the Oilers. Once this occurs, the entire situation will unfold.

I'll keep you posted if I hear anything further.

- mykokes



Up date,,


So here's how this works:

1. Danny DeKeyser informs the Oilers he is signing with them.

2. The Oilers deal Whitney, Paajarvi, and their 1st round pick in 2013 to Boston for Lucic.

3. The Bruins deal their 1st round pick, Paajarvi and a third asset to the Calgary Flames for Jarome Iginla.

I'll stay on this story all night if I have to. Stay tuned!


daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005

Mar 27 @ 10:03 PM ET
Richard Cloutier
Edmonton Oilers Blogger • RSS • Archive • CONTACT
If I'm right about what is going to occur, this could be my Scoop of the Year.

It sounds like the Calgary Flames have a deal in place to move Jarome Iginla to Boston. It is believed the Bruins will give up a 1st round pick and two prospects in the deal.

Hold your breath folks...there is an Oilers angle to this.

The Oilers will be dealing defenseman Ryan Whitney, Magnus Paajarvi, and a third asset (Anton Lander perhaps) to the Boston Bruins for Milan Lucic. Then Paajarvi will be shifted to the Flames as part of the Iginla deal.

What is holding up the deal is Danny DeKeyser. The Oilers are waiting for DeKeyser to verify that he's joining the Oilers. Once this occurs, the entire situation will unfold.

I'll keep you posted if I hear anything further.

- mykokes

watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Mar 27 @ 10:07 PM ET
Wow, I can't believe I'm just discovering this poop now.
- Nucker101

cocaine is a wonderful drug
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Mar 27 @ 10:29 PM ET
Richard Cloutier
Edmonton Oilers Blogger • RSS • Archive • CONTACT
If I'm right about what is going to occur, this could be my Scoop of the Year.

It sounds like the Calgary Flames have a deal in place to move Jarome Iginla to Boston. It is believed the Bruins will give up a 1st round pick and two prospects in the deal.

Hold your breath folks...there is an Oilers angle to this.

The Oilers will be dealing defenseman Ryan Whitney, Magnus Paajarvi, and a third asset (Anton Lander perhaps) to the Boston Bruins for Milan Lucic. Then Paajarvi will be shifted to the Flames as part of the Iginla deal.

What is holding up the deal is Danny DeKeyser. The Oilers are waiting for DeKeyser to verify that he's joining the Oilers. Once this occurs, the entire situation will unfold.

I'll keep you posted if I hear anything further.

- mykokes

Cloutier>every other blogger.
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