- force

welcome back you sick a-job

- force

Elite?

Elite?
- Hyata74

Elite.

http://www.craigslist.org...t/best/orl/740493470.html

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html
- muffin_man

*borrows Nintendo and practices Super Mario Brothers*

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html
- muffin_man

- Crimsoninja

that was detailed.
it was almost like being there.

*collects more gold coins*

*borrows Nintendo and practices Super Mario Brothers*
- pengal

*loans mine to PG*

that was detailed.
it was almost like being there.

*collects more gold coins*
- davies

lol @ "where you have convinced me I want too."

*forgot to delete craiglists post from when I was in Florida*

*loans mine to PG*
- davies

*wishes his still worked, settles for Sega Genesis*

lol @ "where you have convinced me I want too."
- Crimsoninja

I bet this guy has a denim fetish. You know... it's how the Mario theme goes.

"Denim-denim-denim. Denim-denim-denim. Denim-denim-denim...."

that was detailed.
it was almost like being there.

*collects more gold coins*
- davies

*screams "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start"*

*screams "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start"*
- Flyskippy

so close, yet fail...

so close, yet fail...
- muffin_man

Meh.

*goes back to Xbox 360*

Meh.

*goes back to Xbox 360*
- Flyskippy

ill be on my SNES

ill be on my SNES
- muffin_man

curse you Muffy .. I had just weaned myself off Craigslist and now you have me reading all the best of's again.

curse you Muffy .. I had just weaned myself off Craigslist and now you have me reading all the best of's again.
- pengal

i havent looked in years but that one came to my attention. i feel it is worthy of sharing




especially if you play mario

i havent looked in years but that one came to my attention. i feel it is worthy of sharing




especially if you play mario
- muffin_man

http://themushroomkingdom...s/wav/sm64_here_we_go.wav

http://themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/sm64_here_we_go.wav
- davies

http://www.themushroomkin...unds/wav/mk64_peach02.wav

http://www.themushroomkin...unds/wav/mk64_peach08.wav

http://www.themushroomkin...unds/wav/mk64_peach03.wav

http://www.themushroomkin...unds/wav/mk64_peach01.wav

http://www.themushroomkin...unds/wav/mk64_peach06.wav

http://www.themushroomkin...unds/wav/mk64_peach04.wav

http://www.themushroomkin...unds/wav/mk64_peach07.wav

http://www.themushroomkin...unds/wav/mk64_peach05.wav

that was detailed.
it was almost like being there.

*collects more gold coins*
- davies

"Welcome to the next level. You have earned the privilege of my pleasure. Now, make the fireworks happen."

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html
- muffin_man

*bookmarks*

And it came to pass that Saint Victor was taken from this place to another place, where he was lain upon pillows of silk and made to rest himself among sheets of muslin and velvet.

And there, stroked was he by maidens of the Orient. For sixteen days and nights they stoked him, yea verily and caressed him. His hair, ruffled they and their fingers rubbeth they in oil of olives and runneth them across all parts of his body for as much as to soothe him.

And the soles of his feet licked they, and the upper parts of his thigh did they anoint with a balm of forbidden trees. And with the teeth of their mouths, nibbleth they to pointed bits at the top of his ears. Yea verily, and did their tongues thereof make themselves acquainted with his most secret places.


For fifteen days and nights did Victor withstand these maidens, but on the sixteenth day he cried out,
"This, is fantastic. Oh, This is terrific."

And the Lord did hear the cry of Victor. And verily came he down, and slew the maidens. And caused their cotton wool buds to blow away, and their kleenex to be laid waste utterly.

And Victor, in his anguish, cried out that the Lord was a rotten bastard. And the Lord sent an angel to comfort Victor for the weekend. And entered they together, the Jacuzzi.

Here endeth the lesson.

Here endeth the lesson.
- Elchrisco

the llama spamma