Well at least you're able to read and post on Hockey Buzz.
- Jimbo976

also listed as nothing better to do than post on HB

I have massive constipation

I have massive constipation
- watsonnostaw

One word: McDonald's.

I have massive constipation
- watsonnostaw

Better than explosive diarrhea.

One word: McDonald's.
- Mike Komisarek

I figure that adds to the pile. Taco Bell loosens the body up like no other.

Better than explosive diarrhea.
- Eggshmeg

All out of Pringles

1. i hate my job
2. i have no relationship
3. i sit at home most of the time and sob
4. i can't get out of the funk i am in
5. i hate the way i look
6. i hate how others have relationships and i don't
7. i know sitting at home doesn't help but i cant bring myself to get out and meet new people
8. im getting older so most of the problems are worse than if i was having the same problems when i was younger
9. im hungry and have no groceries
10. my cable is out
11. my vision is getting bad

ill add more as i think of them
- Howard K. Stern

1. I heard street perfomers make a killing.
2. You can get a hooker for pretty cheap. Otherwise, lower your standards.
3. I would too if I was a Nashville fan.
4. Disco's dead, deal with it.
5. Get rid of your mirrors.
6. Two words: Shooting Spree.
7. Then bring the party to your Casa muchacho!
8. So you're still the only guy in gym class with no pubic hair? That blows.
9. You know they can deliver those now right?
10. You have the internet. Download some porn.
11.

I got one! I'm no longer an STH but it says I am one under my name

That was pretty funny, except for the whole Family Guy thing.

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum
- cynicism

you said it wrong there Duke
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all out of gum

you said it wrong there Duke
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all out of gum
- 2Real

I'm gonna rip off your head and sh1t down your neck

you said it wrong there Duke

- 2Real

Well, there's another problem of mine

I'm gonna rip off your head and sh1t down your neck
- Eggshmeg

Your face your @ss, what's the difference.
I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm here to kick your ass.

Your face your @ss, what's the difference.
I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm here to kick your ass.
- 2Real

Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun

I brought a knife to a gun fight

Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun
- cynicism

Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!

i wore white after labour day

- Prax

EMO COMICS !

dont know a damn thing about coffee in a parking lot

Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!
- 2Real

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private? Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked poop that high. You trying to squeeze in an inch on me? Bullpoop. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private? Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked poop that high. You trying to squeeze in an inch on me? Bullpoop. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
- cynicism

I'm looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks... Who's first?

I'm looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks... Who's first?
- 2Real

Only after ya eat the peanuts out of my poop pilgrim

I have 1 inch of ice in my driveway