greg boil is a disturbed, semi-pathetic individual
- smirc

you got my name all wrong. it's brodie_bruce.

you got my name all wrong. it's brodie_bruce.
- brodie_bruce

Tads, I have no idea who alexi laiho is but he seems like just another sweep picking fag. The duet was the only thing interesting about this.

Tads, I have no idea who alexi laiho is but he seems like just another sweep picking fag. The duet was the only thing interesting about this.
- RibRoast

He's the loser from Children of Bodom (boredom).

Since he plays screamo music, his fans are easily impressed by the slightest display of guitar skill...even if it comes with horrible tone and tons of unmuted extra noise.

This guy is so retarded that he plays EMG HZ pups...the cheap non-active EMG pups they put on low end ESP LTDs.


Also without the backing track this would sound ten times worse.

He's the loser from Children of Bodom (boredom).

Since he plays screamo music, his fans are easily impressed by the slightest display of guitar skill...even if it comes with horrible tone and tons of unmuted extra noise.

This guy is so retarded that he plays EMG HZ pups...the cheap non-active EMG pups they put on low end ESP LTDs.


Also without the backing track this would sound ten times worse.
- TheyreTadpoles

I love the honesty.

I love the honesty.
- RibRoast

- TheyreTadpoles

it's an ugly guitar though.

it's an ugly guitar though.
- brodie_bruce

I'd like to (frank)ing murder you for that comment.

I'd like to (frank)ing murder you for that comment.
- TheyreTadpoles

it is. i really really like the look of the other one he plays. this one is a mess.

it is. i really really like the look of the other one he plays. this one is a mess.
- brodie_bruce

I like both of them. The PGM is defintiely my preference but the fireman looks classy to me.

it's an ugly guitar though.
- brodie_bruce

The guitar doesn't bother me as much as the uninspired and emotionless technical and arrogant display of "talent" of Paul Gilbert.

The guitar doesn't bother me as much as the uninspired and emotionless technical and arrogant display of "talent" of Paul Gilbert.
- asp1986

You're an idiot. Emotion is subjective. I think there's lots of feeling in that bitter sweet tune.

Faggot.

You're an idiot. Emotion is subjective. I think there's lots of feeling in that bitter sweet tune.

Faggot.
- TheyreTadpoles

No, you confuse emotion and musical arrogance.

Edit: Paul Gilbert is the Maria Carey of electric guitar.

No, you confuse emotion and musical arrogance.

Edit: Paul Gilbert is the Maria Carey of electric guitar.
- asp1986

You're right to tell me what I feel when I hear sound.

And to think I've been telling everyone I'm you.



Edit: almost every band you post on here is the annoyance of music.

You're right to tell me what I feel when I hear sound.

And to think I've been telling everyone I'm you.



Edit: almost every band you post on here is the annoyance of music.
- TheyreTadpoles

Oh look, I can play scales and do some sweet ass vibrato!!! Let me insert a few lame ass sweeps in there too! And just to make it even worse, I'm gonna insert a little "progressive" jazz in there ripped off from a band I heard last week.




Edit: Paul Gilbert is Maria Carey with a guitar.

Oh look, I can play scales and do some sweet ass vibrato!!! Let me insert a few lame ass sweeps in there too! And just to make it even worse, I'm gonna insert a little "progressive" jazz in there ripped off from a band I heard last week.




Edit: Paul Gilbert is Maria Carey with a guitar.
- asp1986

what is she wearing?

Oh look, I can play scales and do some sweet ass vibrato!!! Let me insert a few lame ass sweeps in there too! And just to make it even worse, I'm gonna insert a little "progressive" jazz in there ripped off from a band I heard last week.



- asp1986

1) Paul Gilbert almost NEVER sweeps. In fact he sucks at it (which he admits).

2) Yeah his vibrato is excellent and he knows his scales, harsh insult. Care to insult his wife by calling her hot while you're at it?

3) He's seriously got to be the least arrogant, most down to earth famous musician in the world.

4) If he rips off anyone, he's quite up front about it and it's almost always Eddie Van Halen.

5) You're mean.

1) Paul Gilbert almost NEVER sweeps. In fact he sucks at it (which he admits).

2) Yeah his vibrato is excellent and he knows his scales, harsh insult. Care to insult his wife by calling her hot while you're at it?

3) He's seriously got to be the least arrogant, most down to earth famous musician in the world.

4) If he rips off anyone, he's quite up front about it and it's almost always Eddie Van Halen.

5) You're mean.
- TheyreTadpoles

He's talented, but his music (frank)ing sucks.

He is, Maria Carey with a guitar hiding her boobs.

He's talented, but his music (frank)ing sucks.

He is, Maria Carey with a guitar hiding her boobs.
- asp1986

d&basp! d&basp! d&basp!

She can SING!!!!

She's (frank)ing AMAZING!

He's talented, but his music (frank)ing sucks.

He is, Maria Carey with a guitar hiding her boobs.
- asp1986

Yeah he should really work on his compositional skills. He barely even chugs on the guitar like a 15 year old goth who hates his father and there's almost no screaming in his music. I also hate how all the tracks are identifiable and how he actually can play them the same live as on the recording. Just brutal.

(frank) that guy. He'll never write anything other musicians or people with an attention span greater than four seconds will like.

Maria has lost a lot of weight. Serious drugs.

She can SING!!!!

She's (frank)ing AMAZING!
- asp1986

I hear she plays guitar well too.

Yeah he should really work on his compositional skills. He barely even chugs on the guitar like a 15 year old goth who hates his father and there's almost no screaming in his music. I also hate how all the tracks are identifiable and how he actually can play them the same live as on the recording. Just brutal.

(frank) that guy. He'll never write anything other musicians or people with an attention span greater than four seconds will like.

Maria has lost a lot of weight. Serious drugs.
- TheyreTadpoles

His so called "compositional skills" are only interesting to someone masturbating his guitar neck every night instead of getting laid.