- Domi's circle goes through Cozen's circle and then Batherson's circle.
- Kleven fires the puck down the ice after the goal
- McCabe goes to retrieve the puck

How does Aaron think it's weird I spank the monkey to this?
- Atomic Wedgie

Much like Mormon porn, you're just jerkin to circles

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BREAKING judge in sexual assault trial of 5 ex-world junior hockey players just told jury she is declaring a MISTRIAL. I’m in the courtroom. The jury was told they’re free to go and they left swiftly.

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10:16 AM · Apr 25, 2025
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- Atomic Wedgie

They just pick a new jury and run it back. Curious as to why it was declared a mistrial, though.

Maybe Ottawa will try to declare this series a mistrial?!?

Michelle Mackey
@michellemackey

The process of selecting a new jury will begin shortly. Once they are sworn in, trial will begin once again.

10:34 AM · Apr 25, 2025
- Atomic Wedgie

Judge said it was because of something that happened over the lunch break. My guess is that one of the jurors was overheard saying something or someone did something in the jury room.

She sent everyone home early yesterday after lunch saying she had to look 8nto something that had happened

Judge said it was because of something that happened over the lunch break. My guess is that one of the jurors was overheard saying something or someone did something in the jury room.
- Canada Cup

I heard one of the jurors was caught jerking it to NHL goal visualization porn.

Judge said it was because of something that happened over the lunch break. My guess is that one of the jurors was overheard saying something or someone did something in the jury room.

She sent everyone home early yesterday after lunch saying she had to look 8nto something that had happened
- Canada Cup

Yeah likely a juror was caught being biased already or feeding info or something

I thought that visualization was going to be some crazy 3D poop, not an animated diagram. I'd rather have a creative prose description.

I heard one of the jurors was caught jerking it to NHL goal visualization porn.
- Atomic Wedgie

A lotta freaks out there, I guess.

I heard one of the jurors was caught jerking it to NHL goal visualization porn.
- Atomic Wedgie

Somebody probably went to The Richmond and had too good of a time

I remember back in the day when you had to actually go the Sears store and (frank)ing whack off to the mannequins.

I thought that visualization was going to be some crazy 3D poop, not an animated diagram. I'd rather have a creative prose description.
- Zezel

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Michelle Mackey
@michellemackey

The process of selecting a new jury will begin shortly. Once they are sworn in, trial will begin once again.

10:34 AM · Apr 25, 2025
- Atomic Wedgie

K

I thought that visualization was going to be some crazy 3D poop, not an animated diagram. I'd rather have a creative prose description.
- Zezel

How about a haiku, courtesy of AI?

Faceoff, puck released,
Benoit's slap shot finds the net,
Leafs' triumph in sight.

It's a copy cat / retaliate league unfortunately so they will have to do something.
- Cush29

https://www.tsn.ca/nhl/nh...ottawa-senators-1.2295125

Cousins flipped a puck at Stolarz

We’re in for it.
Brady watched a documentary of the Red Sox coming back from 0-3 to beat the Yankees 4 straight.
If they can do it…so can we.
Giroux reminded the team that they had in fact won 4 games in a row this season, and that he was on a Flyers squad who came back from 0-3 to beat the Bruins. One of only 4 teams in NHL history to do so.

It’s over fellas. I’m not even gonna’ watch this.

https://www.tsn.ca/nhl/nh...ottawa-senators-1.2295125

Cousins flipped a puck at Stolarz
- Drapz

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

https://www.tsn.ca/nhl/nh...ottawa-senators-1.2295125

Cousins flipped a puck at Stolarz
- Drapz

You have no idea how dangerous this is.

Some players aren’t even wearing helmets!

Cousins should be locked up imo. Kicked out of the NHL. Maybe have to work a chain gang picking up garbage along the 401.

We’re in for it.
Brady watched a documentary of the Red Sox coming back from 0-3 to beat the Yankees 4 straight.
If they can do it…so can we.
Giroux reminded the team that they had in fact won 4 games in a row this season, and that he was on a Flyers squad who came back from 0-3 to beat the Bruins. One of only 4 teams in NHL history to do so.

It’s over fellas. I’m not even gonna’ watch this.
- Woderwick

The success rate of a team coming back from 3-0 down in the NHL is 2%.

You have no idea how dangerous this is.

Some players aren’t even wearing helmets!

Cousins should be locked up imo. Kicked out of the NHL. Maybe have to work a chain gang picking up garbage along the 401.
- Tanooki

Its such a non issue, but the correct reaction is with the media and not a line brawl.

The success rate of a team coming back from 3-0 down in the NHL is 2%.
- Drapz

SEE!!!!!!!
I told you, it’s over!
Proof is in the numbers.
Maths are never wrong.

Its such a non issue, but the correct reaction is with the media and not a line brawl.
- Drapz

Who wins in a line brawl between these two?

The success rate of a team coming back from 3-0 down in the NHL is 2%.
- Drapz

Sens fans

Who wins in a line brawl between these two?
- Woderwick

- Whipper

MVP Benny Ha Ha
That’s all the leafs need.

https://www.tsn.ca/nhl/nh...ottawa-senators-1.2295125

Cousins flipped a puck at Stolarz
- Drapz

I just watched the video from this link - it's TSN's summary of the game.

They track the puck on Benoit's goal.

It was going wide - then hit Sanderson in front of the net and bounced in.

The success rate of a team coming back from 3-0 down in the NHL is 2%.
- Drapz

Edit: My bad. I did the math wrong.

I WILL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN!


No way. Much lower.

According to some quick googling, there have been over 1,000 NHL best of seven format series.

Only four teams have ever come back from 0-3.

Toronto Maple Leafs in the 1942 Stanley Cup Finals.
New York Islanders in the 1975 Stanley Cup quarterfinals.
Philadelphia Flyers in the 2010 Eastern Conference semifinals.
Los Angeles Kings in the 2014 Western Conference first round.