WHAT?


- AdamFrench

Frenchy…here’s a quarter. Go buy a rat to gnaw that thing off your chin.

I saw the video on sportsnet. Stolarz was stretching at centre ice and Cousins shot a puck towards him. If that was all that happened it’s not worth talking about.
- shack67

BUT THE LEAGUE IS INVESTIGATING!!!!!


Whatever the (frank) that means.

My guess - 'directive to all teams about pre-game warm ups and what is or isn't acceptable behavior yada yada yada'.

Thanks Ottawa - you (frank)ed us all out of a potential pre-game warm up brawl!

WHAT?


- AdamFrench

Is that the guy that goes skating? There's this guy that chugs booze and skates around outside naked, he rules.

Skating hammered on transparent ice in the middle of nowhere Scandinavia is a great idea

Is that the guy that goes skating? There's this guy that chugs booze and skates around outside naked, he rules.

Skating hammered on transparent ice in the middle of nowhere Scandinavia is a great idea
- Zezel

Until you fall and your pecker sticks to the ice like that kid who got his tongue stuck to the metal tetherball pole in A Christmas Story!

- Cush29

Professional sports teams have access to much better stuff, I'm sure.

For those of you still drooling over the Marner pass, I draw your attention to the NHL.com goal visualizer:

https://www.nhl.com/gamec...tor/2025/04/24/2024030113

It's even sweet viewing it this way.

😂

The Gestapo has been deployed…..
- mr.sir

I'm glad I'm safe.

Should we do a blue star type thingy?

Until you fall and your pecker sticks to the ice like that kid who got his tongue stuck to the metal tetherball pole in A Christmas Story!

- Cush29

You know how everyone thinks that's just an urban legend?

My dad did it as a kid. Other kids pulled him off it.

He's 90 years old, and still has the scar on his tongue.

For those of you still drooling over the Marner pass, I draw your attention to the NHL.com goal visualizer:

https://www.nhl.com/gamec...tor/2025/04/24/2024030113

It's even sweet viewing it this way.
- Atomic Wedgie

The goal visualizer should be used only to watch Evan Bouchard.

I’m going to stick to my mantra…something I’ve stuck with my entire sporting career as player and fan. Never slag the opponent until it’s over and you’ve won.

You know how everyone thinks that's just an urban legend?

My dad did it as a kid. Other kids pulled him off it.

He's 90 years old, and still has the scar on his tongue.
- Atomic Wedgie

dude there was like half a kid's tongue stuck to a pole in my schoolyard, that poop is real as a donut

I’m going to stick to my mantra…something I’ve stuck with my entire sporting career as player and fan. Never slag the opponent until it’s over and you’ve won.
- Woderwick

But after you've won.... slag like you've never slagged before, right?

For those of you still drooling over the Marner pass, I draw your attention to the NHL.com goal visualizer:

https://www.nhl.com/gamec...tor/2025/04/24/2024030113

It's even sweet viewing it this way.
- Atomic Wedgie

I love the Viz

I love the Viz
- Woderwick

It's my favourite new toy.

The OT goal of game 2 is pure pornography.

It's my favourite new toy.

The OT goal of game 2 is pure pornography.
- Atomic Wedgie

You watch some weird (frank)ing porn dude

BUT THE LEAGUE IS INVESTIGATING!!!!!


Whatever the (frank) that means.

My guess - 'directive to all teams about pre-game warm ups and what is or isn't acceptable behavior yada yada yada'.

Thanks Ottawa - you (frank)ed us all out of a potential pre-game warm up brawl!


- Cush29

Yeah I guess they have to do something because a donnybrook in pregame is the last thing they want.

You know how everyone thinks that's just an urban legend?

My dad did it as a kid. Other kids pulled him off it.

He's 90 years old, and still has the scar on his tongue.
- Atomic Wedgie

Yeah I guess they have to do something because a donnybrook in pregame is the last thing they want.
- shack67

It's a copy cat / retaliate league unfortunately so they will have to do something.

Yeah I guess they have to do something because a donnybrook in pregame is the last thing they want.
- shack67

I dunno fine them $5000 or some poop I guess

It's my favourite new toy.

The OT goal of game 2 is pure pornography.
- Atomic Wedgie

Serious…I watched it 20+ times - easy.
It’s fun seeing the play on the ice, then watching the Intellivision version after.

LOL

As first-round series continue, tension appears to be rising.

The NHL gave calls to the Winnipeg Jets and St. Louis Blues following an incident involving Mark Scheifele and Joel Hofer during warmups ahead of Thursday's Game 3, Sportsnet can confirm.


Scheifele and Hofer, the last two players on the ice, were involved in a standoff before Hofer, a Winnipeg native, finally went to the dressing room ahead of the Jets captain, reported Ken Wiebe of the Winnipeg Free Press.

Serious…I watched it 20+ times - easy.
It’s fun seeing the play on the ice, then watching the Intellivision version after.
- Woderwick

- Domi's circle goes through Cozen's circle and then Batherson's circle.
- Kleven fires the puck down the ice after the goal
- McCabe goes to retrieve the puck

How does Aaron think it's weird I spank the monkey to this?

- Domi's circle goes through Cozen's circle and then Batherson's circle.
- Kleven fires the puck down the ice after the goal
- McCabe goes to retrieve the puck

How does Aaron think it's weird I spank the monkey to this?
- Atomic Wedgie

😂 🤣

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Michelle Mackey
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BREAKING judge in sexual assault trial of 5 ex-world junior hockey players just told jury she is declaring a MISTRIAL. I’m in the courtroom. The jury was told they’re free to go and they left swiftly.

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Michelle Mackey
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The process of selecting a new jury will begin shortly. Once they are sworn in, trial will begin once again.

10:34 AM · Apr 25, 2025