dammit!

my legs are like telephone poles. i was hoping to pump up my pecs a little more. maybe get in some lat work too.
- kicksave856

pure muscle...?

pure muscle...?

- Pat1993

somehow they have just always been that way. my thighs and calves are huge and rock hard.

i'm the opposite of everybody else who can't get their legs to match their upper body. i'm just a pale, skinny dude up top but my legs are like popeye's arms.

somehow they have just always been that way. my thighs and calves are huge and rock hard.

i'm the opposite of everybody else who can't get their legs to match their upper body. i'm just a pale, skinny dude up top but my legs are like popeye's arms.
- kicksave856

huh, sounds like you could squat a lot, and maybe skate really fast. hockey players usually focus on their lower body a lot.

- mr.peanut

People forget how great Kovalchuk - Savard - Hossa was.

And how absolutely (frank)ing terrible the rest of the team was.

huh, sounds like you could squat a lot, and maybe skate really fast. hockey players usually focus on their lower body a lot.
- Pat1993

Just wait until you get an eyeful of dat booty

yeah, too bad the habs can't just forfeit, playing these games is completely meaningless, why even try.
- Pat1993

That escalated quickly.

Not meaningful games at all. Just can’t see them winning it at this point

People forget how great Kovalchuk - Savard - Hossa was.

And how absolutely (frank)ing terrible the rest of the team was.
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and those jerseys... holy (frank).

That escalated quickly.

Not meaningful games at all. Just can’t see them winning it at this point
- WaterBoy

meh, you sounded very defeatist, I felt a bit of sarcasm was appropriate

People forget how great Kovalchuk - Savard - Hossa was.

And how absolutely (frank)ing terrible the rest of the team was.
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I remember how great Kubina and...poo? was as the top pairing. Havelid? I feel like there was poopty guy with an H who played top pair!

huh, sounds like you could squat a lot, and maybe skate really fast. hockey players usually focus on their lower body a lot.
- Pat1993

i do remember i could squat some ridiculous amount that shocked everyone in high school but i don't remember what the number was. i was going to try out for the football team and did a few weight room sessions with them.

and i actually could skate super fast but only in a straight line lol. i could run like the wind too. the gym coaches called me white lightning back when you could say that kind of thing.

Just wait until you get an eyeful of dat booty
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and those jerseys... holy (frank).
- Pat1993

ty

i do remember i could squat some ridiculous amount that shocked everyone in high school but i don't remember what the number was. i was going to try out for the football team and did a few weight room sessions with them.

and i actually could skate super fast but only in a straight line lol. i could run like the wind too. the gym coaches called me white lightning back when you could say that kind of thing.
- kicksave856

that wouldn't be okay today...? sounds alright to me lol.

that wouldn't be okay today...? sounds alright to me lol.
- Pat1993

they only said it because i was as fast or faster than the black kids

i do remember i could squat some ridiculous amount that shocked everyone in high school but i don't remember what the number was. i was going to try out for the football team and did a few weight room sessions with them.

and i actually could skate super fast but only in a straight line lol. i could run like the wind too. the gym coaches called me white lightning back when you could say that kind of thing.
- kicksave856

Didn't know you were Mason Raymond

they only said it because i was as fast or faster than the black kids
- kicksave856

epic race (lol) between black thunder and white lightning

I remember how great Kubina and...poo? was as the top pairing. Havelid? I feel like there was poopty guy with an H who played top pair!
- AdamFrench

Havelid was there forever so yeah probably him.

Joel Kwiatkowski!

epic race (lol) between black thunder and white lightning
- Pat1993

i was more proud of the day they called me swivel hips during intramural flag football. that's the day they asked if i wanted to try out for the real team.

and i did want to play on the team but this was around the same time i discovered that chrissy gasperetti's mom would let us drink at their house and girls and partying sort of took over.

Havelid was there forever so yeah probably him.

Joel Kwiatkowski!
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(frank) joel kwiatkowski!

(i think he was a cap for a while)

i was more proud of the day they called me swivel hips during intramural flag football. that's the day they asked if i wanted to try out for the real team.

and i did want to play on the team but this was around the same time i discovered that chrissy gasperetti's mom would let us drink at their house and girls and partying sort of took over.
- kicksave856

epic name, hard to say no to that when you're invited to party.

epic name, hard to say no to that when you're invited to party.
- Pat1993

town hussy.

yuge tatas and yuge hoop earrings. she was very new jersey.

town hussy.

yuge tatas and yuge hoop earrings. she was very new jersey.
- kicksave856

and she was probably always chewing bubble gum

and she was probably always chewing bubble gum
- Pat1993

she always had something in her mouth.

she always had something in her mouth.
- kicksave856

big fan

big fan
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