Now this right here is my kind of hockey talk.
- Zezel

Everyone in here is going to hell. Except for those of us who don't believe in it.

Except rice pudding
- Canada Cup

What happens if Bertuzzi wants to put freedom tape on his stick?

Or someone goes with Palestinian colours, and a teammate goes with Israeli colours?

The NHL had a good plan with league-sanctioned theme nights.

They chickened out, faced the hot blast of backfire, and now they've settled on something that they have no control over, and inevitably will backfire on them once again.

Gawd, they are a crap organization.
- Atomic Wedgie

If Bertuzzi parks the zamboni at centre ice and starts honking, okay, it's gone too far.

Their app is the way.
- Zezel

I've always loved screwing around on the nutrition section of their website.

See if you can build a 4,000 calorie "meal" for under $15.

Sounds like a pitch for a new Disney series or a DeSantis stump speech
- Canada Cup

Why do you always have to make everything political?

Can we keep this serious and stick to eggplant emojis please?

If Bertuzzi parks the zamboni at centre ice and starts honking, okay, it's gone too far.
- Zezel

Does he even tape, bro?

I've always loved screwing around on the nutrition section of their website.

See if you can build a 4,000 calorie "meal" for under $15.
- Atomic Wedgie

That's where you find out the fun things like the salads have more calories than the Big Macs


A couple of times when I was near death from cycling exhaustion, I got an extra large shake and a couple or three mcdoubles and it's like a day and a half of a normal person's energy needs into your system in 60 seconds.

Mmmmmm, hungry for some McDonalds.

Grand Big Mac Bacon: 940 calories

Large Poutine: 1730 calories

Large Chocolate Triple Milkshake: 1160 calories

Trick 'N' Treat McFlurry: 700 calories.

Totals: 4520 calories

179g of fat - 239% of my daily recommended value (%DV)

Saturated and Trans Fat: 407 %DV

Sugar: 293g, 292 %DV

Sodium 9160mg, 397 %DV

Does he even tape, bro?
- Canada Cup

I can't even really make fun of the conspiracy antivaxxers anymore. Mocking the intellectually disabled is not sporting.

Mmmmmm, hungry for some McDonalds.

Grand Big Mac Bacon: 940 calories

Large Poutine: 1730 calories

Large Chocolate Triple Milkshake: 1160 calories

Trick 'N' Treat McFlurry: 700 calories.

Totals: 4520 calories

179g of fat - 239% of my daily recommended value (%DV)

Saturated and Trans Fat: 407 %DV

Sugar: 293g, 292 %DV

Sodium 9160mg, 397 %DV
- Atomic Wedgie

Americans call that a light snack between meals.

Mmmmmm, hungry for some McDonalds.

Grand Big Mac Bacon: 940 calories

Large Poutine: 1730 calories

Large Chocolate Triple Milkshake: 1160 calories

Trick 'N' Treat McFlurry: 700 calories.

Totals: 4520 calories

179g of fat - 239% of my daily recommended value (%DV)

Saturated and Trans Fat: 407 %DV

Sugar: 293g, 292 %DV

Sodium 9160mg, 397 %DV
- Atomic Wedgie

Aw yeah that's the stuff right there, (frank) yeah.

That %DV for sodium is very permissive. A lot of nutritionists would say that's way, way more than 397%.

Mmmmmm, hungry for some McDonalds.

Grand Big Mac Bacon: 940 calories

Large Poutine: 1730 calories

Large Chocolate Triple Milkshake: 1160 calories

Trick 'N' Treat McFlurry: 700 calories.

Totals: 4520 calories

179g of fat - 239% of my daily recommended value (%DV)

Saturated and Trans Fat: 407 %DV

Sugar: 293g, 292 %DV

Sodium 9160mg, 397 %DV
- Atomic Wedgie

Gave up on all dat sh!tty food 3 months ago. Only 'clean' food now - nothing processed. Feeling ok went to feeling great!

Mmmmmm, hungry for some McDonalds.

Grand Big Mac Bacon: 940 calories

Large Poutine: 1730 calories

Large Chocolate Triple Milkshake: 1160 calories

Trick 'N' Treat McFlurry: 700 calories.

Totals: 4520 calories

179g of fat - 239% of my daily recommended value (%DV)

Saturated and Trans Fat: 407 %DV

Sugar: 293g, 292 %DV

Sodium 9160mg, 397 %DV
- Atomic Wedgie

Also this would leave you hungry in a few hours so you'd have to hit up Pizza Hut too.

Mmmmmm, hungry for some McDonalds.

Grand Big Mac Bacon: 940 calories

Large Poutine: 1730 calories

Large Chocolate Triple Milkshake: 1160 calories

Trick 'N' Treat McFlurry: 700 calories.

Totals: 4520 calories

179g of fat - 239% of my daily recommended value (%DV)

Saturated and Trans Fat: 407 %DV

Sugar: 293g, 292 %DV

Sodium 9160mg, 397 %DV
- Atomic Wedgie

Fun fact, I just installed the app.

As a self-proclaimed liberal commie pinko, I'm kinda conflicted on this.

To me, this is a bit of a slippery slope.

I actually don't have a problem with guys who want to make statements during warmup, but at what point to you draw the line?

And is anyone in the NHL vetting these things?

Yeah, I'm a grumpy old man, but I don't like the idea of 18 guys skating around with 18 different causes on their sticks during a game. Save it for off the ice.

Keep in mind I'm so grumpy I don't like goalie masks that feature artwork specific to the goalie (think Belfour or Potvin) - I prefer guys who make the mask about the team, not the individual.

Get off my lawn.
- Atomic Wedgie

Im pretty sure the causes would be previously supported causes by the nhl.
Pride, camo, indigenous tape etc.
Maybe KT tape....or KY for the dry folks

Mmmmmm, hungry for some McDonalds.

Grand Big Mac Bacon: 940 calories

Large Poutine: 1730 calories

Large Chocolate Triple Milkshake: 1160 calories

Trick 'N' Treat McFlurry: 700 calories.

Totals: 4520 calories

179g of fat - 239% of my daily recommended value (%DV)

Saturated and Trans Fat: 407 %DV

Sugar: 293g, 292 %DV

Sodium 9160mg, 397 %DV
- Atomic Wedgie

As long as you burn 3000 cals that day...i dont see a problem

Im pretty sure the causes would be previously supported causes by the nhl.
Pride, camo, indigenous tape etc.
Maybe KT tape....or KY for the dry folks
- Fakepartofme

Lol. Put the lotion in the basket day for dry skin. Lordy lordy do like a good lotion.

Im pretty sure the causes would be previously supported causes by the nhl.
Pride, camo, indigenous tape etc.
Maybe KT tape....or KY for the dry folks
- Fakepartofme

That would make sense, but the NHL seldom makes sense.



Looks to me like it is wide open.

Im pretty sure the causes would be previously supported causes by the nhl.
Pride, camo, indigenous tape etc.
Maybe KT tape....or KY for the dry folks
- Fakepartofme

Hard to say which is a bigger rip-off: KT tape or Tiger Balm.

Both are useless.

That would make sense, but the NHL seldom makes sense.



Looks to me like it is wide open.
- Atomic Wedgie

So many tape colors will be seen!

Hard to say which is a bigger rip-off: KT tape or Tiger Balm.

Both are useless.
- Atomic Wedgie

Then you dont know how to use kt tape.
It works great on my shoulder when ive used it
Gotta look up how to properly apply it.

Then you dont know how to use kt tape.
It works great on my shoulder when ive used it
Gotta look up how to properly apply it.
- Fakepartofme

Should I look it up in the Big Book of Placebo Effects?

That would make sense, but the NHL seldom makes sense.



Looks to me like it is wide open.
- Atomic Wedgie

So it’s just back to the way it was which was never a problem. All that’s happened is that the league made itself look stupid by solving a non-existent problem and backtracking after the inevitable backlash.

Should I look it up in the Big Book of Placebo Effects?
- Atomic Wedgie

I believe Zezel wrote the Foreward for that