Zelda tears of the kingdom came out today there’s no need for shows
- picklerick

I'm still working on BotW. I have Tears loaded as motivation.

Sounds like it's a lot like reading advanced stats.
- JRR1285

Maybe.

"did you hear what they are doing with M&M's!!!!"
- jimbro83

https://www.newsnationnow...o&utm_campaign=socialflow

I'm still working on BotW. I have Tears loaded as motivation.
- JRR1285

The bolded can also describe the approach to your sex life

The bolded can also describe the approach to your sex life
- eichiefs9

That would be my wife.

That would be my wife.
- JRR1285

Tears loaded as lube would be for mdw

Tears loaded as lube would be for mdw
- TPC

He needs some sort of weapons-grade industrial lube just to navigate his GF's folds

I'm still working on BotW. I have Tears loaded as motivation.
- JRR1285

Hurry tf up

He needs some sort of weapons-grade industrial lube just to navigate his GF's folds
- eichiefs9

Easy.

He needs some sort of weapons-grade industrial lube just to navigate his GF's folds
- eichiefs9

Lol

ah man

https://nypost.com/2023/0...ting-with-ping-pong-ball/

ah man

https://nypost.com/2023/0...ting-with-ping-pong-ball/
- jimbro83

RIP MDW.

ah man

https://nypost.com/2023/0...ting-with-ping-pong-ball/
- jimbro83

He was wearing a “one-piece women’s swimsuit” while his lower limbs, trunk and neck were tightly bound with plastic and textile straps, per the case study.

Next to his corpse was a one-handed electric massage device with signs of “wear” that he’d purportedly used on his nether regions, the Daily Mail reported. A subsequent examination revealed that the automated masturbation aid had malfunctioned when plugged in while burns on the skin above the man’s penis corresponded to the shape of the device.

This led authors to deduce that the man had died due to “accidental fatal electrocution” related to “autoerotic manipulation.”

Zelda tears of the kingdom came out today there’s no need for shows
- picklerick

not touching that til after summer

ah man

https://nypost.com/2023/0...ting-with-ping-pong-ball/
- jimbro83

Lol imagine your boss or editor telling you “oh man I got a case for you to write about”

Lol imagine your boss or editor telling you “oh man I got a case for you to write about”
- TPC

The editing process must have been crazy

The editing process must have been crazy
- airjan23

Lol yep

The editing process must have been crazy
- airjan23

What editing? It’s the post.

The writer should be in prison for the first line

not touching that til after summer
- Mtlca66

That’s a level of willpower I’ll never understand

Lol imagine your boss or editor telling you “oh man I got a case for you to write about”
- TPC

Last line of the article:
"In 2021, a Michigan man got six kidney beans lodged in his penis during one such attempt at sexual gratification."
Jack and the bean block

What editing? It’s the post.

The writer should be in prison for the first line
- picklerick

don't tell me you didn't laugh at the line though

don't tell me you didn't laugh at the line though
- airjan23

At first

Lol imagine your boss or editor telling you “oh man I got a case for you to write about”
- TPC

here's the doc holding the ball

At first
- picklerick

If you tell me you then put yourself in the guy's shows thinking about what he did...

If you tell me you then put yourself in the guy's shows thinking about what he did...
- airjan23

No, I put myself in the shoes of a man reading the NYP

Jan, I’m loving this level of engagement with our nonsense