and winning them
- Gramps28

Yup, but Murray is a notorious baby

I'm sure he's happy about this new "sex offender day", no one ever defends the sexual harassment community.
- Pat1993

you obviously aren't on twitter

Yup, but Murray is a notorious baby
- mr.peanut

sandy anus is real, nutter

you obviously aren't on twitter
- Gramps28

yeah, unfortunately I'm aware of what you mean. but no, I'm not on Twitter for obvious reasons lol

sandy anus is real, nutter
- Gramps28

Only a few can make it fun

sandy anus is real, nutter
- Gramps28

oh is that what "Samsonov" means in russian? the more you know.

yeah, unfortunately I'm aware of what you mean. but no, I'm not on Twitter for obvious reasons lol
- Pat1993

Are you familiar with anal fissures?

yup, and so far this new 4th line exemplifies what they're going for, which is bringing intensity and effort every night. after playing TOR and BOS, that game against DET could've been a let down but the habs still brought it. nice to see despite the OT loss (Harvey-Pinard scoring in OT for the hat trick would've been a dream scenario come true lol).
- Pat1993

friendly reminder here Pat,
DET had 2x more SOG than MTL, Allen had to save their ass 2-3 times in the 3rd, and our best line was our 4th line. by a mile.

oh is that what "Samsonov" means in russian? the more you know.
- Pat1993

my russian is a little weak so, maybe

Are you familiar with anal fissures?
- mr.peanut

I'm rather scared to know why you're asking me this.

I'm rather scared to know why you're asking me this.
- Pat1993

Answer the question

friendly reminder here Pat,
DET had 2x more SOG than MTL, Allen had to save their ass 2-3 times in the 3rd, and our best line was our 4th line. by a mile.
- fidopro

ok, I should've stuck with my first sentence and said "the 4th line brought it" instead lol.

Answer the question
- mr.peanut

they are fissures related to the anus, I have not experienced them but I understand the concept.

they are fissures related to the anus, I have not experienced them but I understand the concept.
- Pat1993

I found out about them last week and started drinking copious amounts of water

I found out about them last week and started drinking copious amounts of water
- mr.peanut

can fissures be caused by dehydration..?

can fissures be caused by dehydration..?
- Pat1993

Well if you are dehydrated then your poops will be big and hard


So yes

Well if you are dehydrated then your poops will be big and hard


So yes
- mr.peanut

holy.

*drinks*

*drinks*
- kicksave856

with a funnel to your butthole, right?

noice.

*highfives*

Well if you are dehydrated then your poops will be big and hard


So yes
- mr.peanut

with a funnel to your butthole, right?

noice.

*highfives*
- Pat1993

take it easy, you'll knock my buttfunnel out.

take it easy, you'll knock my buttfunnel out.
- kicksave856

take it easy, you'll knock my buttfunnel out.
- kicksave856

look at you going all stevie nicks

- Pat1993

look at you going all stevie nicks
- Gramps28

i forgot all about that until you just typed it.