there's 2 sides to every story. i always try to remember that if i'm talking to someone who can only acknowledge one side i am talking to a stupid bumhole.
- kicksave856

come on, turd. it's carrots! even the snap of someone biting into one is pure evil.

evil, i say.
- kicksave856

Youve just been turned off of carrots because of seeing the orange man too much.

- Pat1993

Link?


I have the same gun..
- pete26

https://www.lapresse.ca/a...-price-restera-legale.php

Youve just been turned off of carrots because of seeing the orange man too much.
- TurdFergeson

i think it's more of a bronze color.

- kicksave856

so nasty the way he's eating it

so nasty the way he's eating it
- Pat1993

and the napkins at an ice cream place are always so ridiculous. wallet sized pieces of toilet paper.

and the napkins at an ice cream place are always so ridiculous. wallet sized pieces of toilet paper.
- kicksave856

those little transparent pieces of paper, they're totally useless.

those little transparent pieces of paper, they're totally useless.
- Pat1993

i need a bigger piece of tissue paper when i cut myself shaving than those little napkins.

https://twitter.com/Fried...&t=FF0IsyBwweZc0dJL_TEp7g

Stuff on Wifi and Goal Caufield

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1600868627783110656?s=20&t=FF0IsyBwweZc0dJL_TEp7g

Stuff on Wifi and Goal Caufield
- AGalchenyuk27

A fan code of conduct is on the agenda for the upcoming Board of Governors meeting. It was inevitable the night New Jersey’s win streak ended against Toronto, when the ice was pelted after three disallowed goals.



yes, because how certain rules aren't clear at all and are being applied inconsistently on a nightly basis isn't something the league should look at...

i need a bigger piece of tissue paper when i cut myself shaving than those little napkins.
- kicksave856

Pierre Fitzgibbon, après combien de frontpage du journal pour conflit d'intérêt il va se faire retraiter?

- Pat1993

i lost like a pint of blood from one yesterday.

i lost like a pint of blood from one yesterday.
- kicksave856

damn, what kind of razor are you using, the old-school ones?

Pierre Fitzgibbon, après combien de frontpage du journal pour conflit d'intérêt il va se faire retraiter?
- Fredo

28.

damn, what kind of razor are you using, the old-school ones?



- Pat1993

just a disposable 3 blade jawn from target. i was keeping the stubble and just shaving my neck and i got myself right under the jaw on the left side. one little cut and it looked like oj simpson stopped by.

just a disposable 3 blade jawn from target. i was keeping the stubble and just shaving my neck and i got myself right under the jaw on the left side. one little cut and it looked like oj simpson stopped by.
- kicksave856

damn, what kind of razor are you using, the old-school ones?



- Pat1993

I like the feeling when they do the neck with that at the barbershop

chicken noodle soup.

corkscrew shaped or just regular noodles?

also, do people expect carrots and celery in there? cause i don't think i want to use celery and i'm definitely not using satan's root.
- kicksave856

if you like heated celeri you and I can't be friends

I like the feeling when they do the neck with that at the barbershop
- Fredo

I'd have a hard time trusting it to be honest lol

pffft, covid.
- kicksave856

well they did stop the NHL for it, the NHL is NEVER wrong

just a disposable 3 blade jawn from target. i was keeping the stubble and just shaving my neck and i got myself right under the jaw on the left side. one little cut and it looked like oj simpson stopped by.
- kicksave856

I bought a Schick Christmas bundle thinking it was a great deal and that (frank)ing razor cut me to shreds. Changed the blade etc. and it was a nightmare. Sometimes you just get unlucky.

I'd have a hard time trusting it to be honest lol
- Pat1993

I would'nt trust myself either. I shave mainly in the shower anyway

28.
- Pat1993

Y en a 28 !!!